face hetalia

anonymous asked:

ARTHUR, ARTHUR!! *POINTS TO MATT ERRATICALLY*

Not this again…

I would appreciate if you returned my son back to normal. I don’t really want to bother with more demons again, especially not when they’re ruining Matthew’s life…

So… bugger off, would you?

(Reference to these posts)

Hetalia characters as things my friends and I have said
  • Aph Denmark (falling out of an IKEA loft bed at 5am): fuck IKEA furniture!
  • Aph Sweden: danish is a useless language for useless people
  • Aph Norway: fuck off, I'm rich
  • Aph Finland: leave me alone or I'll shove a Christmas tree up your ass
  • Aph Iceland: Norway is Nor-gay for Denmark... And Sweden but we won't get into that
  • Aph Germany: do dogs have souls?
  • Aph North Italy: I swear I'm not drunk, but have you ever thought of putting spaghetti on pizza?
  • Aph Russia: welcome to Russia! We have candy!...and communism!
  • Aph France: are French fries even French?
  • Aph America: the only thing straight about me is my hair
  • Aph Canada: I'm sorry that I'm sorry for being sorry

anonymous asked:

Arthur~ Arthur~ I know how to help Matthew! *gives Arthur a really modern demon catcher destroyer thingy stuff* I build it up just for you, just say "America you Wanker" and Matthew will be free! *Kisses mouth* go ahead you can do it! I hope you do...

Though I must admit… I do like getting to insult people… But I think I’ll have to go back to my traditional books for this one… The last time I used someone else’s magic… well… Let’s say the magic club couldn’t meet for a few sessions… Though you have given me quite a good idea…

And em… Not on the mouth please, love…