face hetalia

  • Francis: *Looking through Alfred's phone*
  • Francis: *ALfred, who's this person in you contacts named 'Bae' and why do you keep telling them that you love them??! I presume that you've FINALY gotten a girlfriend!
  • Alfred: .....No....
  • Francis: Then who's number is 883-6364?
  • Alfred: ...It's Mc Donalds central phone number

anonymous asked:

Greetings and salutations friend. I was wondering if you could do an imagine with the FACE family who has a s/o who has a tough time accepting the fact they can be loved by someone other than their family? Like they went through something pretty rough emotionally and they just gave up on the fact they could be truly loved by someone else? Sorry if this is against any rules. Thank you. Farewell.

oh, my highness! I shall offer you my answer:

France: He’d be patient, but would also offer them all love he an give - not just physical. He would spend much time to make them love again.

America: He’d want to know what happend to them so that he could prove them that he was different. To prove them that there were other men there for them.

Canada: here’s a man who could work as a psychologist, he’d try to understand their past to show them that he was there for them and that they could trust - and love - him.

England: He’d be very held-back in order for them to build trust and for him to have the time to show them what a gentleman was. Eventually, he’d hope to make them trust him enough so that they could love him.

Hetalia characters as things my friends and I have said
  • Aph Denmark (falling out of an IKEA loft bed at 5am): fuck IKEA furniture!
  • Aph Sweden: danish is a useless language for useless people
  • Aph Norway: fuck off, I'm rich
  • Aph Finland: leave me alone or I'll shove a Christmas tree up your ass
  • Aph Iceland: Norway is Nor-gay for Denmark... And Sweden but we won't get into that
  • Aph Germany: do dogs have souls?
  • Aph North Italy: I swear I'm not drunk, but have you ever thought of putting spaghetti on pizza?
  • Aph Russia: welcome to Russia! We have candy!...and communism!
  • Aph France: are French fries even French?
  • Aph America: the only thing straight about me is my hair
  • Aph Canada: I'm sorry that I'm sorry for being sorry
  • Child! Allen after watching avatar: *Trying to fire bend in the kitchen*
  • Francois: What are you doing this time?
  • Child! Allen: Trying to fire bend!
  • Francois: *dEEEP inhale* .....
  • Francois: ...Your not doing it right..
  • Child! Allen: Yes i am! See! *Pushes Francois back*
  • Francois: *Lands on the stove* FUCK!
  • Child! Allen: I told you, see!! Your jackets on fire!
  • Francois: wHAT?!!

Alfred: Easter egg hunt!! Woo!!

*Alfred and Matthew both run around looking for Easter Eggs. They find nothing,*

Matthew:… you guys did actually get Easter Eggs right?

Arthur *Sipping Tea*: Of course. 

Alfred: Where… are they?

Francis: We hid them. That is the point.

Matthew:… but… 

Arthur: Good luck.