face grabbing

anonymous asked:

Okay but think about this: It's another RFA party and the theme is karaoke. MC ends the party with revealing her special talent: Rapping.

I AM 100% FOR THIS TBH (ง ˙o˙)ว


{RFA PARTY}

  • It was nearing the end of the event
  • Everybody was pretty damn drunk off of the copious amounts of fine wine Jumin supplied
  • It was more like an afterparty at this point
  • Everybody was relaxed and laughing
  • You were all sitting together  joking around
  • Most had gotten a turn on the stage to sing karaoke by this point
  • Yoosung and Saeyoung sung a duet together
  • Zen was cut off
  • Now they were all urging you to go up and take the mic
    • “Come on, MC. I’m sure you’ll be great!” Jaehee pressed
    • “Oh…Alright! I’ll do it!” you ran to the stage
  • They were cheering for you from their seats
    • “What do you think she’ll sing? I bet it will be something cute like her! A pop song maybe?!” Yoosung was starry-eyed
    • “5 bucks says she picks ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,” Saeyoung laughed
    • “I hope it’s a soulful love ballad,” Zen hiccuped
    • “Will you guys shut the hell up. She’s about to start,” Saeran barked
  • Your cheeks were flush and you cleared your throat
    • “Ahem…”
  • RAPPER MODE ⇨E N G A G E D
  • Holy damn
  • You’re spittin’ fire
  • Bars to rival Nicki in Monster
  • Literally everyones jaws drop
  • EVERYONE
  • Yoosung fainted for a second after screaming really loud omg
  • Zen whips his phone out and is recording
    • “Holy SHIT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!” Saeyoung is drunkenly adjusting his glasses
  • Saeran has kicked his damn chair over in excitement and is now bobbing to the flow omg he’s so proud
    • “V ARE YOU-? OMG Guys V is passed out drunk on the floor and someone…drew kitty whiskers and a dot on his nose who did that?!” Jaehee burst out laughing
  • Saeyoung snickered and pat the marker in his pocket
    • “Where did Jumin go he’s missing this?!” Yoosung looked around
    • “He’s stumbling up to the stage whaaaaat????” Saeyoung gasped
    • “YOU BETTER NOT STOP HER YOU JERK OR YOU’LL REGRET IT!” Zen screamed
    • “He’s GRABBING THE OTHER MIC!” Saeran yelled
  • O M G
  • JUMIN AND MC RAP BATTLE
  • He started rattling off lines
  • HE WAS PRETTY GOOD
  • EVERYBODY HAS LOST THEIR SHIT AT THIS POINT
  • Saeyoung is rolling around on the floor screaming “IVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN THANK YOU JESUS”
  • Yoosung and Jaehee are hyperventilating
  • Zens hands are shaking from screaming as he tries to get this ALL ON FILM
  • SAERAN HAS JUMPED UP ON THE NEAREST TABLE AND IS HOLDING UP HIS LIGHTER LIKE ITS A DAMN ROCK CONCERT
  • They are Sh00k
  • This is the greatest party E V E R
  • Jumin and you are just going back and forth like nothing and feeding off everyones energy
  • He’s good but you kill him with your last verse
  • You drop the mic and the whole RFA rushes the stage and just

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dadvid and dadniel with max

((ok i love this au!! its really nice and sweet!!))
-daniel n max didn’t really talk a lot, mainly bc danny felt really bad about all the shit he did and max HATING daniel for the shit he did
-david tries to bring them together but he realises that the only thing that’ll fix it is a talk out and some good ol time
-slowly but surely max trusts daniel more and then theyre going on walks in the forest together w david, they’re playing violin together, max is venting his feelings to daniel
-untill one day max falls in camp and tumbles down a steep slope, his leg really hurts but its not broken and daniel is over in like two seconds
-max ISNT CRYING HES A GROWN ASS MAN ((he is crying a bit)) but daniel just,, holds him?? and that makes max feel better n safe and happy
-david comes down n carries max up to camp to help him with some cuts n bruises
-david and daniel dance to old classical music when they think max is asleep
-max walks downstairs to get water or coffee and what does he find
-danvid spinning slowly in a circle, eyes soft and loving, big dorky smiles on their faces and intertwined fingers
-max shouts “ha gaaaaaaay” and runs upstairs
-he screeches this to preston the next morning
-david calls daniels name and when dan turns around gives him lil kisses
-daniel gets david back by being Very Evil and cuddling david from behind when he’s doing something like tying knots or whatever
-max gags at this but is secretly really happy bc he loves seeing his parents in love
-david and daniel and max do this thing where they’ll all high five at once and shout “WE’RE CAMP CAMPBELL” max actually shouts along sometimes
-david makes max his lunch when camp is over
-daniel bakes
-theyre happy n gay with their happy gay kid