Hamilton as things people in my math tutoring class have said
Hamilton : i may have fucked up but thats just how i roll.
Eliza : is there a target sign on my heart or something? honestly i feel so walmarted
Angelica : Girls just want to destroy the patriarchy and kill all men.
Peggy : Sometimes people don’t tag me on instagram and I wonder if I even exist.
Laurens : once my best friend asked me if i was gay and i kind of just ran away
Hercules : i am hardcore and a badass! *panting as they reach the top of the two steps of stairs*
Lafayette : yeah i speak french. baguette baguette bitch
Jefferson : bitch I’m fabulous and my weave rock harder then dwayne johnson *wearing orange peels on head*
Madison : today i was going to wear a sweater, yeah. but i didnt.
Washington : I may not be your father but you damn well better know that I- ooh are those grapes?
Maria : what boyfriend? *laughs nervously*
Phillip : daddy im dead. pow pow.
Burr : maybe if i just stare at the paper and not reveal my true intentions- the answer will appear.