fa:naruto

  • Shikamaru: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.
  • Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Sakura: That means you're poisonous, jesus christ, Naruto, learn to listen.
  • Tenten: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Shino: It's voodoo.
  • Choji: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Shikamaru: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Kiba: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Ino: That's kinky.
  • Kiba: Oh my god...