Maybe this happens behind Pierrot’s screen and Kishimoto’s Comic panels. MAYBE.

After Naruto wakes up from being pwned by Himawari

SHE’S NOT FAT YET during Naruto’s inauguration, nobody knows that.

Headcanon : Anko assisted Kurenai in handling team 8, much like Yamato assisted Kakashi for Team 7. So yeah, she’s familiar with Hinata.

+ based on the Ninja storm game game, Naruto is her favorite suffering toy.