fa-bulous

Distractions (M) ; Hoseok x Reader

In which it’s almost like he wants to get caught.

A PRESENT FOR THE WONDERFULLY AMAZING AND FA(E)BULOUS @zephyoongist AKA FAE EVERYONE PLEASE GO LOVE HER ASDFIJK

smut, 2.2k words, hoseok/reader, highschool (?) au


Hoseok is…hot. And happens to be your classmate.

He’s the boy who pulls out chairs for the girls and is always seen flirting with them and then taking them out to shop or whatnot. He’s got nice hair, and you like it especially when it’s gelled up but maybe even more when’s got a snapback perched on it, backwards. He’s a fuckboy, yes, but he’s a nice fuckboy, who’s outgoing and sunshiney and hard to dislike. And dear god do you like him–it’s just that you never expected that, somewhere, somehow along the endless run of time, you’d end up like, well, this.

You’re sitting next to him in class, chatting, with nothing to do. And, oh, you’re dating him, too. You’re still not quite sure how exactly it all went down, but it’s been nearly half a year and you don’t think you’ve ever felt this thankful or happy. Ever.

“Wait, you guys are having a dinner party tomorrow? And Jungkook is going? And I wasn’t invited?” Hoseok pouts at you sulkily.

Keep reading

3

I was tagged by the lovely @pissvinegarandacrowbar to post my lock screen, my last selfie and the last song I listened to.

Sorry, it took me a while to respond but I was a “bit” hesitant about posting a selfie but what the hell, privacy is dead anyway. I look like a lunatic in that one, which is great! For the story, it was taken in a bar in brooklyn - I was actually trying to take a pic of the mirror behind me because it was fa-bulous. And HUGE. The bathroom looked like a club of its own tbh. That night was so much fun, and pretty wild, @batsignalactivated can confirm, right babe?

I’m tagging @batsignalactivated @schachundmatt @fourorfivemovements @negasoncteenagewarhead @you-intergalactic-hussy and anyone who feels up for it :)