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fa%ts about Yoseff Dignoh Jaw
  • hes big a nd huge and FUCKING horny
  • im deathyly afraid of my own creation and know at any moment he could show up at my wedding and strangle my wife-to-be with all the rage of a modern day adam deprived of love

“you should post a selfie at the end of every episode.”

“what? why?”

“it’s like a popular thing that people do. trust me, it’ll be great.”

you don’t do it though.”

“yeah but you should. look, i’ll even take the picture for you.”

"fine. whatever.”

“make your post-orgasm sleepy face.”


  • baby: m... ma...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: Marco Reus (German pronunciation: [ˈmaɐ̯koː ˈʁɔʏ̯s]; born 31 May 1989) is a German professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or winger for the German Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the Germany national football team. Reus is known for his versatility, speed and technique. Prone to injuries in international games.