• Courier Six: My life is absolutely fucked. I got shot in the head. I've got 3 factions riding my ass. The Mojave is in shambles. Gangs of Raiders want me dead. I've had my brain, spine, and heart removed. I inadvertently caused a nuclear fallout in the Divide. My life is a mess and I'm in shambles. I-
  • Yes Man: *appears*
  • Courier Six, with tears in their eyes: I am literally the most blessed person in the whole Mojave.