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From God's Perspective
Bo Burnham
From God's Perspective

The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick?
And I don’t watch you when you sleep.
Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep

You’re not going to heaven

Why the fuck would you think I’d ever kick it with you?
None of you are going to heaven
There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you