f: tid

Will Watching TMI from Heaven
  • Will: NO STOP. YOU ARE NOT A WAYLAND.
  • Will: Magnus and the Lightworm eh?
  • Will: *giggles* I ship it.
  • Will: YES JACE KISS HER. THAT'S MAH BOY.
  • Will: MORGENSTEN? WHAT. NO. JUST NO.
  • Will: SHE IS NOT YOUR SISTER. NO
  • Will: NO NOT LIGHTWORM. DEAR GOD.
  • Will: YES. JEM TO THE RESCUE
  • Will: *sings* NANANANANA JEM MAN!
  • Will: ew no don't touch my descendant, Sebastian you nasty son a bitch
TID Tumblr
  • Tessa: Book Blog
  • Will: Inappropriate humor, but every once in a while, he accidentally reblogs things that show his sweet side, and he immediately deletes it.
  • Jem: Music Blog
  • Gabriel: "How to Annoy Your Brother-in-Law"
  • Gideon: "Interesting Ways to get the Girl"
  • Magnus: "I'm dating a chick right now, but this guy with black hair and blue eyes intrigues me. What is it with that combination?" Would be his bio.
  • Henry: Fangirl blog
Re reading tmi after tid
  • Every time Magnus mentions Herondale: That's Will!! He's talking about Will!! Willlll *screams*
  • Ithuriel: godamnitt how many times are you gonna get captured
  • Brother Zachariah: *hyperventilates* omg *whispers* j e m. JEMMMMM!! My JeM! James CarStairs you are JAMEs CaRSTAirSSSSs!!
Demon Pox, oh, Demon Pox

Demon Pox, oh, demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town
until one is very tired

Demon pox, oh, demon pox
I had it all along–
No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song–
For I was right, and you were wrong!

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ladies of the shadowhunter world

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some otp prompt AUs

(Note: i made this applicable to any ship just bc i can)

- university AU in “i have been sitting behind you the whole year and you may or may not have noticed me all this time but i can totally see the websites you visit. pls lower your brightness”

- hogwarts AU in “we’re supposed to be enemies and totally hate each other bc im in slytherin and youre in gryffindor but you were injured in a quidditch match and now i am the first one in the hospital wing”

- “you’re this famous model and i am just an intern in this magazine company. why are you so shy im just giving you coffee ?”

- “THIS IS THE LAST FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM IN THIS CONVENIENCE STORE THERE IS NO WAY IM LETTING YOU HAVE IT”

- “our mutual friend is a little shit and decided to leave us alone in this amusement park and oh you want to go to that ride okay”

- “i tried to send a note with a mean joke about our teacher on it to my friend and tried to throw it but instead it landed on your desk and now we are both in trouble.”

I MIGHT ADD SOME IDK ANYONE CAN USE THIS I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD GET THIS BLOG OFF HIATUS FOR A WHILE. 

p.s to whoever uses these, we will definitely read it lmao

now with part 2 

Will As A Father
  • James: *sneezes*
  • Will: TESSA JAMES SNEEZED I THINK IT‘S DEMON POX
  • Tessa: For God‘s sake Will, it was just a sneeze
  • James: *sneezes again*
  • Will: OH MY GOD JAMES HAS DEMON POX
  • Will: TESSA QUICK GET JEM! JAMES HAS DEMON POX WE NEED JEM
  • Will: I‘LL TAKE HIM TO THE SILENT CITY
  • Tessa: *groans* You‘re just looking for an excuse to see Jem