f: she's not possible

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Doctor who + chips

My first job out of university was working on the checkout at the local supermarket (I was having trouble finding a position in my chosen field and I was just grateful to have a paying job in the meantime). Although most of the customers were generally nice enough, there was one woman I encountered who was a particularly nasty piece of work.

It was a Sunday, typically our busiest day, so I was just focused on getting the queue on the move and out the door. With every customer I was required to ask if they needed any carrier bags (this was before the 5p charge came into play and the company was just counting on us to keep consumable costs down). The answer was usually obvious enough but I had learnt that wasn’t always the case - some people would have bags for life hidden away in their pockets or be simply content to place everything back in their trolley as it was. Either way I had to ask or risk getting in trouble from a supervisor.

Most customers just answered the question and that was that, but when this particular woman reached the front of the queue she looked at me as if I just asked her if 1 + 1 was 2.
‘What do you f****** think?’ was the gist of her response. I was taken back at first but began to hand over a few bags. She wasn’t done though.
'Do I need any f****** bags?! What else am I going to do? Carry it all? How f****** stupid are you?’
Shocked and thrown by this I just started scanning her items. It was the middle of the day, with other customers all around us, and the whole thing felt surreal.

Her tirade didn’t falter though. The guy with her made a feeble attempt to calm her down to no effect (and at no point tried to apologise to me I noticed). She just started raging about me to him for a while.
'Can you believe they asked if I needed any bags?! How f****** stupid do you have to be?!’ Etc etc.

In hindsight I should have called for support from a supervisor but I was new and young so I just tried to get the transaction over as quickly as possible. She continue her rant of how 'f****** stupid’ I was (she wasn’t particularly varied or imaginative in her insults) and a rebellious, prideful part of me was dying to point out that I had a Masters degree in chemistry which was almost certainly more than she had, but I was too scared to say anything (plus no checkout worker deserves abuse, regardless of their academic record).

I finally finished scanning all the items and gave them the total, trying my best to speak to the man and ignore her (she had yet to stop swearing and insulting me). Once the man walked away I began to turn to the next customer, but then realised the woman was still stood there.
'Word of advice,’ she said, as if kindly imparting on me some great wisdom, 'next time someone walks up with some shopping, they’re gonna need some f****** bags’. And then at last walked off as I stared after her in disbelief.

TL:DR - Asked a customer if they’d like a bag and apparently deserved to be called 'f****** stupid’ for the next 5-10 minutes because of it.

are these people blind or do i actually have to post a side by side comparison of addison and ellie??

Of course the last day of school was the one where I made potential friends

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 As per request, below are the chords to the Disney Medley I created! These chords are an updated version that also includes a little snippet from Frozen, which wasn’t out yet when I created the medley the first time.  Please enjoy, and share your cover with me if you make one of your own!  Feel free to ask any questions.  Happy singing!

 

Disney Ukulele Medley

 

C

There you see her

 

Sitting there across the way

 

F

She don’t got alot to say

But there’s something

 

C

about her

 

G

And you don’t know why

But you’re

 

Fadd9

dying to try

 

C

You wanna kiss the girl.

 

C

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

F

It’s possible she wants you too

There’s one way to

C

ask her

G

It don’t take a word, not a

Fadd9

single word

Go on and

C

kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

 

 

    C       G/B     Am      F

And can you feel the love tonight?

C         F     D   G

   It is where we are

F             C         Am    C   F

   It’s enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

Dm   C   F   D    G

That we got this far

    C       G/B     Am     F

And can you feel the love tonight?

C           F    D   G

   How it’s laid to rest?

F             C        Am    C    F

   It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds

  Dm     C   F    F/C   C

Believe the  ve - ry    best

 

 

C     C/F           C

I can show you the world

C         C/F        Am   G/B

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Dm       E7           Am

Tell me, princess, now when did

Am/G     F                 C

You last let your heart decide?

 

C     C/F         C

I can open your eyes

C        C/F       Am  G/B

Take you wonder by wonder

Dm     E7          Am

Over, sideways and under

Am/G   F           C

On a magic carpet ride

 

 

       F               C

And at last, I see the light

         G7                C

And it’s like the fog has lifted

       F               C

And at last, I see the light

         Em7              Am7

And it’s like the sky is new

         F                 C

And it’s warm and real and bright

        Em                F                               Fm

And the world has somehow shifted

 

 

                  C Em F

Love is an open door

Fm                          C Em F

Love is an open door

Fm                          C    Em      F

Love is an open door with you, with you, with you, -with you-

Fm                          C Em F

Love is an open door

 

 

F             C        Am    C    F

   It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds

  Dm     C   F    F     D

Believe the  ve - ry    best

 

G                C     D                Bm

You’ll be in my heart, you’ll be in my heart

      Em          C              F      D

From this day on, now and forever more

G                C         D               Bm

You’ll be in my heart, no matter what they say

      Em              C     F   

You’ll be here in my heart, always

Am/G   F           C

On a magic carpet ride

 

F             G

A whole new world

F        G       C

A new fantastic point of view

           F      C

No one to tell us no

     F      C

Or where to go

   Am7       D7    G7

Or say we’re only dreaming

 

F             G

A whole new world

    F          G       Am

A dazzling place I never knew

(C7)          F      C/E

But when I’m way up here

      F       C/E

It’s crystal clear

     Am7     D7   A#          G7         C

That now I’m in a whole new world with you

 

 

C                 G7      C

All at once Everything looks different

C        G7     C

Now that I see you

 

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 As per request, below are the chords to the Disney Medley I created! These chords are an updated version that also includes a little snippet from Frozen, which wasn’t out yet when I created the medley the first time.  Please enjoy, and share your cover with me if you make one of your own!  Feel free to ask any questions.  Happy singing!

 

Disney Ukulele Medley

 

C

There you see her

 

Sitting there across the way

 

F

She don’t got alot to say

But there’s something

 

C

about her

 

G

And you don’t know why

But you’re

 

Fadd9

dying to try

 

C

You wanna kiss the girl.

 

C

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

F

It’s possible she wants you too

There’s one way to

C

ask her

G

It don’t take a word, not a

Fadd9

single word

Go on and

C

kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

 

 

    C       G/B     Am      F

And can you feel the love tonight?

C         F     D   G

   It is where we are

F             C         Am    C   F

   It’s enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

Dm   C   F   D    G

That we got this far

    C       G/B     Am     F

And can you feel the love tonight?

C           F    D   G

   How it’s laid to rest?

F             C        Am    C    F

   It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds

  Dm     C   F    F/C   C

Believe the  ve - ry    best

 

 

C     C/F           C

I can show you the world

C         C/F        Am   G/B

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Dm       E7           Am

Tell me, princess, now when did

Am/G     F                 C

You last let your heart decide?

 

C     C/F         C

I can open your eyes

C        C/F       Am  G/B

Take you wonder by wonder

Dm     E7          Am

Over, sideways and under

Am/G   F           C

On a magic carpet ride

 

 

       F               C

And at last, I see the light

         G7                C

And it’s like the fog has lifted

       F               C

And at last, I see the light

         Em7              Am7

And it’s like the sky is new

         F                 C

And it’s warm and real and bright

        Em                F                               Fm

And the world has somehow shifted

 

 

                  C Em F

Love is an open door

Fm                          C Em F

Love is an open door

Fm                          C    Em      F

Love is an open door with you, with you, with you, -with you-

Fm                          C Em F

Love is an open door

 

 

F             C        Am    C    F

   It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds

  Dm     C   F    F     D

Believe the  ve - ry    best

 

G                C     D                Bm

You’ll be in my heart, you’ll be in my heart

      Em          C              F      D

From this day on, now and forever more

G                C         D               Bm

You’ll be in my heart, no matter what they say

      Em              C     F   

You’ll be here in my heart, always

Am/G   F           C

On a magic carpet ride

 

F             G

A whole new world

F        G       C

A new fantastic point of view

           F      C

No one to tell us no

     F      C

Or where to go

   Am7       D7    G7

Or say we’re only dreaming

 

F             G

A whole new world

    F          G       Am

A dazzling place I never knew

(C7)          F      C/E

But when I’m way up here

      F       C/E

It’s crystal clear

     Am7     D7   A#          G7         C

That now I’m in a whole new world with you

 

 

C                 G7      C

All at once Everything looks different

C        G7     C

Now that I see you

 

“Look, I swear to God Harry has a crush on you!” Y/F/N sighed, rolling her eyes when you shook your head with a scoff. The both of you had been over this subject countless times, only because she was the one who always had to bring it up whenever she could. You liked Harry, so what? A ton of people liked Harry - Heck, you couldn’t compete with his past relationships (or flings). Kendall Jenner, Taylor Swift – All these long-legged celebrities with flowing locks, sparkling eyes, crystal clear skin.. And Y/F/N was crazy enough to think that Harry was interested in you

“Y/F/N. We’re not going to talk about this. I’ll get over him eventually, but I won’t be able to if you keep adding fuel to the flame. If you keep telling me that Harry likes me, my brain is going to trick me into actually believe that and then everything’s going to go to hell.” You snorted, taking a sip of your water as you looked around the crowded living room. Everyone was at Niall’s house celebrating his birthday, so naturally, you were there, Liam was there, Louis, and.. Harry. 

“You’re never going to get over him, no matter how hard you try. I saw you doing research on him and Kendall the other day.” Y/F/N pointed out, your cheeks burning slightly. What? You were jealous of the fact that Kendall had gotten so close to Harry and the most intimate thing you’ve ever done with Harry was give him a chaste kiss on the cheek. “Hey, did you like those yacht pictures, by the way? You know, the ones of her lying on top of him, of the two of them supposedly making out, the selfies they took, the cuddling-” 

“Okay! Jesus, you don’t have to make me cry.” You muttered, looking into your empty cup as you let out a sigh. “Can we stop talking about this now? I really don’t want to think about Kendall Jenner.” 

“It’s hard not to think about her when she literally just walked in.” Y/F/N coughed into her hand as you turned and glanced behind you to see Kendall walking in with a smile on her face as she greeted everyone. Niall was at the door, giving her a friendly hug as he took his present from her, the two of them exchanging words. 

“I didn’t know Niall invited her - I didn’t know Niall knew her?” Y/F/N shrugged, looking over your shoulder and towards the kitchen. “Hey, can you.. Can you just tell me why you think Harry likes me? A little pathetic of me to ask, but I-” 

“Oh yeah! Of course. Oh my god, so basically, I saw him looking at you the other day as if you were this angel sent from above. There was so much fondness in his eyes, it was crazy. And he always pays for you! Even though you try to fight him on it, he always manages to whip out his credit card before you do. Plus, he always sits next to you whenever he has the chance. Look, I could go on forever, but I really think you need to take the chance and ask Harry out on a proper date. Lord knows he’s probably too chicken to ask you, so you should do it! Girl power and all that, you know?” All this talk from Y/F/N motivated you. Maybe she was right? Maybe there was a possibility that Harry had a crush on you - which was perfect, since you definitely reciprocated those feelings. 

“Okay.” You found yourself blurting that out, giving yourself a little pep talk as Y/F/N led you towards the kitchen to fill up on drinks. (Drunk Y/N was a little more confident than I’ll-stick-to-water Y/N.) “I mean, you’re probably right! You’ve got solid evidence..” 

“I know I’m right.” Y/F/N grinned, subtly gesturing to the refreshments table where Harry and Liam were. “And now’s your chance.” You walked towards the table, swallowing thickly as you felt your heart beginning to beat a little faster. In a few moments, your life could change forever! If Harry said he liked you back.. You could die peacefully. 

“Hey!” You greeted cheerfully, picking an empty cup up for yourself, the marker squeaking against the flimsy plastic as you scribbled your name down. 

“Oh, hey, Y/N!” Harry chirped, picking up a cup for himself and smiling when you handed him the marker. 

“Great party so far, yeah?” You clicked your tongue, your eyes scanning over the various bottles of liquid gold sitting on the table. “What do you suggest I drink?” 

“I tried tequila and vodka together - Worst decision of my life.” Liam cut in, making a face as he poured himself a cup of orange punch. “The only thing here that’s alcoholic is water.. I told Niall to ease up on the beer, but I’m pretty sure he’s on his sixth bottle already.” You laughed along, but you were actually planning on how to talk to Harry. You were obviously a little more nervous than usual - And you had the right to be! “Anyways, Niall told me to open up another bag of chips, so I’ll be right back.” Now was your chance. It was just you and Harry. You and Harry. 

“Hey, Harry? I was wondering.. Well, this might sound silly to you, but there’s this really nice sushi place that just opened up last week, and I was wondering if maybe you were interested in-” 

“Harry!” You were interrupted by the sound of Kendall’s voice, making you turn around quickly to see her walking towards the table. You immediately stood to the side with a sheepish smile on your face, already regretting the choice of coming to this party. 

“Kendall! Hey, love. How’ve yeh been?” Harry smiled, pulling her into the hug before pressing a kiss to her cheek. 

“Oh, I’ve been great! We haven’t seen each other in a while! We should go out for dinner tonight. A new sushi place opened up down the block! I tried it last week - The hand rolls were amazing.” She gushed, her hand sliding down his arm to squeeze his wrist. 

“Yeah! Yeah, that sounds good! I haven’t any plans, so we can definitely go out fo’ dinner.” Harry nodded, turning to glance at you. “Oh, Y/N! You were saying something earlier?” Yikes. 

“Me? Oh, I was just.. It can wait.” You laughed uneasily, quickly pouring some vodka into your cup before shooting him a smile. “S’cuse me. Y/F/N’s probably looking for me.” You walked back to Y/F/N, feeling like you were about to explode into a million pieces. You should’ve known - You were Y/N. That was Kendall Jenner. Obviously Harry would be interested in you - What were you thinking? 

“So.. how’d it go?” Y/F/N grinned excitedly, her smile fading when she noted the slight frown on your face. “What happened?” 

“I.. I didn’t ask. Maybe another time.” 

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part two maybe so maybe no??

gif isn’t mine!

Oops, Requested by rena-kapa

It’s probably a brother’s worst nightmare to have his little sister start dating his best friend, but that was the case for Y/N Alves and Neymar Jr. As soon as Y/N met Neymar she had practically fallen head over heels for him, but there were two problems.

1. Dani Alves is her brother

2. Neymar had a clear supermodel type that Y/N didn’t think she filled.

Dani had made it very clear since the day he became a part of FC Barcelona that Y/N was forbidden from dating any of his teammates. Y/N didn’t think she’d have a problem with it since she was naturally shy and though she did want to rebel against her big brother, her shyness got in the way. This shyness was part of the reason that Neymar began flirting with her before and after games and at parties that Dani would allow her to attend. At first, Y/N didn’t think anything of it since Neymar flirted with everything that had boobs but then she realized how Neymar always made sure that he would ask her about school, listen to her complain about friends, and helped her whenever she needed it. He acted as though he really cared, but Y/N wasn’t sure if she was imagining things or not.

Fortunately, Neymar made his feelings clear at Gerard and Shakira’s blowout New Year’s Eve party. Their mansion had been decked out in fine decorations, champagne was flowing, and all the football players and their wives/girlfriends were dressed to the nines as they socialized. Dani had to drag Y/N away from her studies in order to get her into the dress that Y/B/F/N helped him pick out. Then, Y/B/F/N supervised the professional hair and makeup artists who made Y/N look stunning all the while muttering about how jealous he/she was that Y/N was going to such a nice event. When Dani and Y/N arrived, the boys from FC Barcelona dragged him away almost as soon as they stepped in the door.

Shakira handed Y/N a flute of champagne, shaking her head. “And they say that women are clingy.” 

“I know.” Y/N smiled meekly as she accepted the drink. “Thank you.” 

“You look beautiful,” Shakira said.

“Dani had some professionals do my hair and makeup.” Y/N sipped some champagne in a vain effort to calm down. 

Shakira smirked and glanced behind Y/N. “Trust me, I’m not the only one.”

Y/N turned around and saw Neymar leaning against a wall staring straight at her. Some curvaceous dark-haired girl in a gold sequin dress was trying to flirt with him but it was obvious that she no longer had his attention. He looked so good in his black jacket and unbuttoned white shirt, showing off his tan skin and muscles. He looked perfect for the occasion save for the sneakers. Y/N’s stomach did flip flops at the fact that this god-like creature was staring at her.

“Oh.” Y/N turned back to Shakira, feeling her cheeks get warm.

“You like Neymar,” Shakira said.

“What?” Y/N’s head snapped up in alarm. “What? No, who told you that?”

“It’s all over your face and I’d calm down if I were you since he’s headed this way.”

Y/N gulped nervously as she suddenly sensed someone standing behind her.

“Hi, Y/N. Shakira, do you mind if I borrow her?” Neymar asked.

“Go ahead.”

Y/N could’ve sworn Shakira winked as Neymar led her to a less populated area of the party. She prayed that she wouldn’t trip or faint or do something stupid out of nerves. Finally, Neymar stopped and turned to face her.

“So…how have you been?” Y/N asked.

Why was she stressing this much? She had spoken to Neymar countless times and she wasn’t nearly as nervous then as she was now.

“I’m fine. You’re beautiful.”

Y/N turned to the side and took a long swig of champagne. “And you look very good as well.”

From there, the conversation was pretty much normal. They talked about their days, Neymar’s career and Y/N’s college, and everything was going smoothly. Y/N began relaxing until Neymar brought up the subject dreaded by all single women.

“So, do you have your eye on someone special to kiss at midnight?” Neymar asked.

Y/N shook her head meekly. “No, but I’m used to it. How about you? Girls must be fighting over you by now.” 

“Actually, I only have one person in mind for that kiss.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, I’ve thought about her for awhile since you don’t want to start off the new year by kissing the wrong person.” Neymar began walking closer to her. “You want to kiss someone that you have a connection with.”

The sound of people counting down in the background was nearly nonexistent as the distance between herself and Neymar began to shrink. She didn’t know whether it was the alcohol or some sort of spurt that made her more bold but as soon as the party yelled “One!” her lips crashed into Neymar’s. His lips were soft and warm against her own. His hands came up to cup her face gently as though any wrong movement could harm her.

And it was that night that resulted in their relationship.

For the first month, they kept it a secret, which was exciting. Neymar would always toss her flirty looks during games and wink at her when Dani wasn’t looking. No one seemed to catch onto the way they would both manage to sneak away for a date or a quick makeout session. However, they both knew that one day, Dani would have to know about their relationship sooner or later and Neymar was actually the one who wanted Dani to know it sooner. Y/N was much too nervous to tell her older brother and she was beginning to feel guilty about betraying him. Now, it was the second month and thing began to get more physical. Usually, Y/N ended up spending the night at Neymar’s or they would both meet at a hotel in order to spend the night together. How they avoided the press, neither of them knew.

Everything had been going well until a certain monthly visitor did not drop in to see Y/N which was why the young girl was currently having a mini panic attack in her bathroom.

“Y/N, are you okay?” Y/B/F/N called through the bathroom door. 

“Yeah, I’ll be out in a minute!” Y/N called back.

No, Y/N didn’t tell Y/B/F/N about her possible situation since she was ashamed about it. He/She would definitely be the first person Y/N talked to about this. Finally, the timer on Y/N’s phone went off and she grabbed the test from the counter and looked at it.

There were two pink lines that made Y/N suck in a shaky inhale.

Not only was she about to be a really young mom but she also had to figure out how to explain all of this to Dani and Neymar.

open starter m/f/nb. Possible connections: coworker

No matter how long she had been doing this, it seemed like she was having such a hard time adjusting. Thank god for the one friend she seemed to have made here as they continued to save her on a daily business. “You know, how could I ever thank you for all the help you’ve been?”

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I didn’t want to FORMALLY introduce her until I knew she’d settle in, buuuuuut… it’s been four meals and a shed, so: everyone, meet Piper!

She was hatched on July 4th, 2016, and she came home with me a little over a month ago. Piper enjoys f/t meals and digging burrows wherever she possibly can. I can’t wait to see her grow into a beautiful adult!

Prince Charming - Shawn Mendes

Crap. I am running late to (Y/F/N)’s party. She is going to kill me and burn my dead body. I had over napped and had accidentally taken the wrong bus. I had realized my mistake on the seventh stop so I had to catch the bus back. Thankfully her place wasn’t too far from the main road.
After a ten minute walk, I reached her place. Music and laughter had filled the air around her neighbourhood.
I went into her house trying to get through the bodies that were blocking the passage, muttering excuse me. I stood on something that wasn’t flat. It was someone’s shoe. I looked up to see who was the owner of that shoe.
He was tall and really cute. He was wearing a grey tank top that showed off his amazing arms.

“Sorry!” I yelled over the music.

“It’s okay! You don’t need to be sorry!” He yelled back with a smile.

“(Y/N)! Where have you been I need your help!” (Y/F/N) screamed.

I looked at her and stared desperately at the cute mystery guy.

“Hopefully I get to see you later!” I yell at him as I go to help my friend with her issues.

She went to the back yard and I followed. The music wasn’t as loud as inside so we didn’t have to yell.

“Thank god you’re here. I would kick your ass if I didn’t need right now. Can you please look after the place? I need to buy more chips and soda. Please?” She begged.

“Sure. But if something breaks its not my fault.”

“Thank you! I’ll be back in a few minutes. Oh, and the guy you were talking to is so cute!”
She rushed into the house and vanished into the crowd.

I stand there blushing like crazy thinking about that guy.
I go back inside and get myself a slice of pizza. I clear a few spills and food on the floor but I soon got bored. I looked around a little for mystery guy but I couldn’t find him.

Instead, spot a few people I know on the dance floor so I decide to join them. I’m an awful dancer but it’s fun.
A few people give me odd looks but I respond with my best smile as I attempt to do a move that I saw in a K-Pop music video. It didn’t workout as well as I hoped. I jumped and landed badly on my foot.

I silently cussed and prayed nobody noticed my failure, but someone did. Mystery guy came up to me and held me close to him. His face moved closer to mine.
My breath became shallow. I couldn’t help but think he was going to kiss me. I closed my eyes because I was scared about what was going to happen. I barely know the guy and yet, I want him to kiss me. Am I insane?

“Are you okay? Can you walk?” He whispered in my ear.

I felt like an idiot for thinking he’d kiss me but he actually just wanted me to hear him better.
I tried to put some weight on my foot but it hurt too much.

I motioned for him to come close so I could answer him.
“I’m fine. Thanks for worrying but I can hop around so please enjoy the party.”
I tried to give him my most reassuring smile. It didn’t work.

“No, you don’t look fine. Let me help you.” He pressed.

“Go have fun, I’m fine.”

“(Y/N) I’m back. Sorry it took- oh hi I’m (Y/F/N)!”
She looked at me with an impressed look on her face. I rolled my eyes at her.

“I’m Shawn. I think (Y/N) injured her ankle but she doesn’t want my help!” He yelled over the music.

She gave me an are-you-crazy? look.

“Go take her to the room on the left upstairs. There’s a bandages up there!”

“Wai- AH!” All of a sudden I was off the floor. Shawn had lifted me up and carried me bridal style in his arms. Really amazing arms.

I looked helplessly at (Y/F/N) but she was smiling happily possibly congratulating herself on becoming a successful Cupid.

“I’m sorry I’m heavy. You don’t have to carry me.” I tell him.

Shhh was his reply.

He carried me up the steps and into the bathroom. Quite a few people saw us so I wouldn’t be surprised if this was going to blow up in school on Monday. It didn’t matter though, I didn’t care about what others thought about me.
Shawn gently set me down on the side of the tub and went out.

I carefully took off my shoe and sock to clearly reveal a large red bump on my ankle. God it looks awful.
Shawn came back with a pack of frozen peas and a towel. He closed the door behind him which dimmed the music. He wrapped the pack with the towel, carefully placing it onto my ankle.

“It that better?” He asked looking up at me.
His beautiful brown eyes made my heart swoon.

“Yes. Look, I’m really sorry that you had the need to help me. Thats really sweet of you.”

“Stop apologizing. How about a thank you?”

“Thank you, Prince Charming for helping a damsel in distress.”

He smirked.
“Was that much harder to say than sorry?”

“Excruciatingly hard.” I tease.

He stayed with me in the bathroom and chatted about nothing and everything. We talked until we realized that the music had stopped playing.

“I think it’s late. I should probably get going.” He said but he hadn’t moved yet.

“Can I ask you one thing before you go?”

“Sure.”

“If you could do something that you might regret if you don’t but if you do it, someone’s heart might break, would you still do it?

“Take your shot, it might be scary. Heart are going to break because we don’t have the time to be sorry so don’t regret anything.”

“Okay. I’m going to kiss you.”

“Wha-”

I pulled him closer and kissed him. His lips tasted sweet and amazing and better than I anticipated. I started to think it was a bad idea but then, he kissed me back and it was magical.

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Inspired by the Life of the Party if you hadn’t already guessed.

I’m so happy that so many liked my previous imagine. I hope you guys like this one too. Xx

We really wanted to show what Sheriff Stilinski’s life would be like without Stiles,” executive producer Jeff Davis tells TVLine. “A long time ago, we thought, ‘What if he loses Stiles, but gets something back in return? What if he gets his wife back? What does that mean? Where the f–k did she come from? How is this possible? That’s a big part of the mystery, and we have a lot of fun with it.
—  Well colour me confused Jeff, cause I have no idea what’s going on!

or yours

you can’t know that

I think Clara is a plant from the Master, leading the Doctor to Trenzalore. (Anyone have a clue how we spell that?) Anyway, the Master has been placing Clara in locations to draw the Doctor in, get him involved, and ultimately get him locked onto a path that’s headed for the creation of the Valeyard. (I have lots of theories)

  • Evidence 1: Asylum. If Clara hadn’t crashed there, the Doctor would have never have been involved, he wouldn’t have gotten the Ponds back together, and the Daleks would still know who he is.
  • Evidence 2: Snowmen. Clara knows way too much about the Doctor (Pond. Really?) and she’s the one who gets him involved there as well.
  • Evidence 3: Saint John. Once again, Clara is the reason the Doctor showed at all, and at this point, she’s appeared often enough that he’s interested. Now he’s hooked and on his way.

I think that the Great Intelligence is a red herring, given that it’s only appeared in 2 of the 4 episodes, and that souffles were only intended to help get the Doctor’s attention.

In addition: the Master is using important dates from the Doctor’s past. He’s trying to make a point (the Doctor can never outrun his past and should really quit trying), and that’s why all of the dates around Clara (her Victorian birthday, her age, the years not in the book, the day her mother died) are connected with the Doctor.