f: potc

hi I’m marathoning the first 4 pirates of the caribbean films so that’s probably going to take over my blog for a while but i warned u in advance so i want no complaining thank u

anonymous asked:

All I want for the next Pirates movie (if there is one) is James Norrington coming back as a ghost and haunting Will and Elizabeth.

Bwahahah, I’d pay to see a Ghost Norrington just hanging around and running a snarky commentary. And if they ask him why he’d be all:

“Well, since I died at sea and the Ferryman of Souls was too busy fighting pirates (and his successor was too busy doing *cough* something else *cough*) I kind of got stuck in a limbo. And since being stuck in a limbo is really rather boring, I figured even haunting you two in your domestic bliss would be more entertaining.”

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN –> Fathers and Children

You knew my father. I knew him. Good man. Good pirate.

Not sorry  but if the new pirates film isn’t about the Pirate King, Captain Elisabeth Swann Turner, sweeping in wearing an incredible pirate outfit on the level of this, to save her man from being Davy Jones and carrying him out of the flying dutchman bridal style as both their crews cheer and their wedding theme blasts in the background then what’s the actual point.

I honestly don’t need more new basic characters or more jack sparrow goodbye.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES IS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE.

Originally posted by fraddit