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What you need to know about Once Upon a Time:

  • it’s about fairytales and shit.
  • that doesn’t mean shit it’ll still rip your heart out (lol) every few episodes or so.
  • the first love interest died within the first 10 episodes.
  • The second potential love interest got turned into wood and then a fucking real boy.
  • Blue fairy is shady as fuck.
  • Peter Pan is a little evil shit but people love him.
  • Same with Felix.
  • Snow White’s daughter and the Evil Queen share a son.
  • The son is the product of SW’s daughter and Rumpelstiltskin’s son. 
  • Captain Hook could potentially become the son’s step father.
  • Basically Henry (the son) is related to fucking everybody,  probably including Pongo the fucking dog.
  • No one seems to be able to grasp the fucking concept that magic comes with a fucking price (which is repeated like 500 fucking times) which causes 99% of the problems on the show.
  • There is a lot of fucking memory loss.
  • True Love’s Kiss doesn’t work when one of them has memory loss.
    True Love’s Kiss doesn’t work when one of them has memory loss.
    True Love’s Kiss doesn’t work when one of them has memory loss.
  • Storybrooke bitches
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The Secret’s in the Telling; chapter 12

Regina’s fatigued gaze comes to life under her own. And despite the chaos going on around them, they share the barest of smiles- there last in a long, complicated history of arguing, sassing, punishing, laughing, crying, and kissing.

“Idiot,” Regina mouths silently, eyes twinkle in an impish manner.

“Yours,” she returns just as affectionately

And while the other woman is non the wiser, Emma ducks out of the apartment before her vision completely blurs and she loses her nerve.