Suggestions for Fast & Furious 9

i just saw Fast & Furious 8 (a masterpiece of epic proportions), and i have some suggestions for the next movie:

  1. Han comes back from the dead. (Obvs.)
  2. Jason Statham and the Rock start dating.
  3. Rihanna cameo.
  4. Helen Mirren gets to drive a vehicle this time.
  5. A scene where Dom & Letty dance together at a fancy party while the team infiltrates something. 
Idea for a “Fast and Furious” spin-off: The Shaw Brothers

Plot: Deckard and Owen Shaw are forced to bring the family together when their father’s nemesis breaks out of prison to seek revenge on the Shaws. The movie will be part-awkward family road trip, part-epic action movie about the bonds of family, even if the family is as messed up as the Shaws.

The cast:

1) Jason Statham as Deckard Shaw

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2) Luke Evans as Owen Shaw

Originally posted by bard-marley-of-laketown

3) Helen Mirren as Magdalene Shaw, the matriarch of the family

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4) Hayley Atwell as Karen Shaw, Deckard and Owen’s younger sister who hates the both of them 

Originally posted by laura-kineys

5) Millie Bobby Brown as Nicco Shaw, Karen’s smart-ass daughter and Deckard and Owen’s niece

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6) Michael Caine as Arthur Shaw, Deckard, Owen, and Karen’s estranged father

Originally posted by bakmasenonlara

7) Laurence Fishburne as Dante Dillinger, Arthur Shaw’s former partner-turned-nemesis and the main antagonist of the movie. It’s later revealed he was the one who trained Cipher.

Originally posted by existingcharactersdiehorribly

8) Danai Gurira as Siobhan Reese, Deckard’s former partner who he reconnects with after so many years apart. 

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9) Chloe Bennet as Zig Zag, a crazy-but-talented driver who Deckard and Owen recruit to help them fight Dante

Originally posted by bellamyblah

10) Michael Pena as Eduardo, the team’s hacker (so the Tej / Ramsay of the group)

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11) Tao Okamoto as Aki Ogawa, one of Owen’s former partners / lovers who joins the team because she owes a favor to him. 

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12) Dave Batista as Ramon a.k.a. “Heavy”, an infamous mercenary from the Philippines who is hired by Magdalene Shaw

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13) Stephen Merchant as Maxwell Chance, Dante Dillinger’s second-in-command

Originally posted by neondragonfly

14) Also, since this is a racing movie focused on the UK, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as the flag girl for the movie’s opening race scene

Originally posted by angelsofvictoriasecret