f1 lady

lady-sharky  asked:

F1 drivers (past and present) to be in the spurs starting xi. Which ones?

Well Mark Webber in goal since he’s literally the only one who could actually reach the top corner of the net.

Jarno Trulli in defence because nothing ever got past him and Mike Hawthorn because he was reportedly around 6′2 which is useful. Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton as full backs BECAUSE THEY ARE FAR TOO RELIABLE AND NEVER BREAK DOWN (plus it keeps them on opposite sides of the pitch).

Midfield of Nico Hulkenberg because apparently thats as far as we’ll let him go and Nick Heidfeld for the same reason, oh and Niki Lauda in there too as my angry, shouty captain with Felipe Massa and Checo Perez as my wingers simply because they are short. Sorry.

Sebastian Vettel up front as a lone striker because he’s used to being so far ahead on his own (YES THIS JOKE IS NOW 3 YEARS OLD BUT I’M STILL MAKING IT NOW LET ME LIVE)