f**k you


─I want to say yes, but I don’t want to be with a boy whose heart belongs to somebody else. Just once, I want to be somebody else’s first choice.


Ross Butler my asian leading-man as Peter Kavinsky

EXO’s Reaction to Finding a Girl Hiding Behind Their Car


Xiumin would have his laptop in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other, ready to head home from the cafe, when he saw the girl cowering behind his car. After staring at her for a sold 29 minutes, he’d ask her what her name was and what exactly she was trying to accomplish.  When she explained the situation to him, he’d offer her a ride.


About as smooth as crunchy peanut-butter when it came to handling surprises (and girls), Chen would go into a slight state of shock when he saw the young girl hiding by his car. It wasn’t until she talked first that he snapped out of it, and offered to assist her anyway he could.


The girl was facing the other way when Baekhyun came around, and he stopped to look at her, unsure if he was dreaming or not. “So…you like my car?” he’d ask, chuckling as she jumped at his voice. When she awkwardly explained why she was hiding, he’d nod understandingly and give her a ride home.


It was late at night and Chanyeol was getting ready to go home from a restaurant when he came across the girl leaning against his car. She quickly introduced herself and explained her situation, and though Chanyeol agreed to help her, he had no idea what was going on. 


Lay would definitely be confused when he saw a girl hiding behind the tire of his car, but concern would overcome his confusion. He’d gently ask her her name and what she was doing. When she told him why she was hiding, his eyes would widen. He’d insist on driving her to a safe space, all while being super paranoid that someone was following them.


D.O would be skeptical, immediately assuming the girl was a sasaeng fan. “What,” is all he would say when he saw her, causing her to jump up and stammer out an explanation. Though still doubtful, he’d feel bad about just leaving her there and would cautiously offer a ride.


Though Suho likes to think he’s pretty smooth when it comes to dealing with random girls hiding behind his car, he’s a bit lacking. He’d offer a car ride, which she’d readily accept, however it would probably be one of the most awkward ones of her life. He’d occasionally break the silence with questions about her, however he was really just ready to forget this whole weird experience.


Like D.O, Kai would be skeptical about the whole situation. “So..a guy’s chasing you..and instead of going into a building or something..you hide behind..my..car…” Nevertheless, he’d drive her back to her house, making sure to tell his members about the weird encounter later.


Sehun was exhausted and emotionally drained after a long day, so when he saw the girl he barely even reacted. She apologetically told him her situation, asking for help. He agreed, giving her a ride, however his expression was blatantly confused the entire time.

170427 - Sheep Mode

Today’s bias is Lay!

I was at the Newark concert two days ago, and when his face appeared on-screen or when he was mentioned, I really missed him and his sheepy ways.

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So today, I just want to see gifs of Lay being adorable.

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Spoiler alert: He doesn’t like it.

But can he blame us?

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Lay: “But I’m a 25-year-old man! How can I be cute?”

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Lay: “What do you mean that didn’t work?”

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Lay: “Say handsome, handsome!  Not cute.  Pretty please?”

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Lay: “Or cool!  Look, I can be cool.”

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Lay: “I can also be sweet.”

D.O: “WTF was that?”

Kai: “WTF was that??”

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We missed Lay so much at the concert!

While the angels, all pallid and wan, uprising, unveiling, affirm/That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”  and its hero the Conqueror Worm.


I have decided to make this “final boss” series a thing, because I sincerely love all the varied, weird and beautiful antagonists I’ve created over the years! This is K, who is the mysterious head of a great and powerful corporation who hires a thief to steal the secrets of his competitors. Over time, he eventually finds he has feelings for the thief, but unfortunately, the other rebukes him. So what is a man who has received everything in the world to do when he can’t get the one thing he truly desires?

Why, do everything in his power to ruin the life of the thief, kill his loved ones, break him down, and either witness his destruction or make him understand that he really should accept all the love that K has to give.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, K is not a simple ordinary man. He constantly carries an umbrella over him and avoids sunlight, and while some may joke he is a vampire, the truth is far more horrifying. Many years ago, he happened upon a terrible creature, and forced the creature to fuse with him, becoming something far more powerful than even he imagined. The umbrella is not for him. It’s for everyone else. For, as soon as he steps into the sunlight, he violently transforms into a giant, voracious worm-like creature that will rampage until nothing around him is left alive.

A man with an umbrella who holds so much fury in him that it squirms like a worm within his rotting excuse for a heart. What a guy!


To Mod K and Mod J, @imaginaryboyfriendsans

You give your time for us answering asks cheering us up when we’re down and make our day even better. You treat us with kindness and love. So, I think it’s just fair to give you back the love tenfold!! XD

I don’t know if you are going to see this, but I made this for you. It took me longer than I thought, but I’m pretty satisfied with how it turned out :)

You can take your time when answering asks or drawing response. You don’t need to overwork yourselves, please do get some rest and take care of your health. Once again, Thank You and I hope you like this little present ^o^

P.S. This is why I asked what’s your favorite color >_<

When dreaming is exhausting

I had one of those nights that was filled with dreaming in epic detail. My best friend and her husband bought a house and it had many, many rooms and bathrooms. Sometimes the rooms weren’t where you’d expect them to be, like badly planned renovations and add-ons. Somehow it was still quite grand; and some of the rooms were replicas of rooms in houses I’ve visited in waking life. This mansion was on a hill that looked out toward the city.

For some reason, my ex was there, and it was kind of- sort of- but not really- a sex dream for a little while. There was another woman involved and I didn’t particularly like her but she was sympathetic afterwards. Then there was loads of anger and disgust and regret; and it involved a journey at night trying to catch a sequence of connecting buses, with my sister and two of her friends. I was trying to get away from / avoid my ex.

It was very convoluted, so specific and sensory when it came to every detail - the feel of the burgundy carpet on my feet, the smell of a closed up room, bare skin on messed up sheets, the chill in the night air, and the brightness of the lighting on the buses - never mind the emotional detail.

robindaspoopy  asked:

((No but legit, after reading the response where Red rubs my back I actually had the best (almost) whole night's sleep I've had in a long while? I almost cried, it was so nice to feel well rested again. Thank you for everything! ♡♡♡))

((Awww honey bun, that’s so sweet! I have to bring my big Bara Sans out when I can’t sleep, because he’s always been a big comfort to me. 10/10 would recommend. -Mod K))

I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.

— Your smile can brighten even the darkest night. ☆ 

Happy birthday to my precious source of happiness, inspiration and motivation.
Thank you Sehun for everything. ♡
Never stop smiling. ~ ☆ 

Jason: *Pulls Clark aside at a gala event* Do you have ANY idea what the smashed bullets that hit you are being sold for on eBay?

Clark: *Shrugs* 20 bucks?

Jason: Thousands, Kent… I have a business proposal. When you get some free time, we can go somewhere and unload a couple rounds. You could buy your Ma like, four new Tractors.

Clark: *Adjusts his glasses* Ma could use a new tractor…

Jason: Great. Give me a call then, huh? *Slips him a piece of paper and walks away*

Bruce: *Walks up behind Clark and hisses in his ear* You will NOT go out into a field and let my son shoot you, understood?

Clark: He gave me a grocery list…

Bruce: What…?

Clark: Dear Lord, that boy likes cheese.