f**ing perfect

Council Gajevy is CANON....(and rockin' that uniform)
  • me: *walks into an audition
  • me: Hi I'm Amanda I'll be doing a monologue for you today
  • me: It's the summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he's like "Yo, I know about music." and Patrick's like "Yo, I know more about music."
  • "That's impossible..Do you want to start a band?" and Patrick's like "Yeah that's cool." and then he's like "Yo this is a bookstore this is not a music store."
  • And then they met at Patrick's house. So Patrick is wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some f***ing reason, and Pete's there for some reason. And they start playing together, and they're like "Oh, let's play some covers from some other bands."
  • It was like Green Day, and f**in' Misfits, and f***in' Ramones. Pete said to Joe, "Yo, we gotta change this s** up. Yo we've played all these bands, let's play some s*** from Fall Out Boy."
  • And so Pete and Patrick are like "Yo, that's dope, but we need a f***in' drummer."
  • Because Patrick's playing drums, and he's a singer. Patrick's like "Yo, I got a soul voice." , and they're like "Wait how do you have a soul voice?" And he's like "Yo, watch this: YeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeAAAAAHHHHhaaaHHHEEaaH!"
  • And they're like "Oh my God, that sounds like soul." So they put it in a song, and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIiIIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiGHT?"
  • And they're like "Yo, that's f***ing perfect, this is Fall Out Boy."
  • And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it.
  • "It's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend."
  • With your ex-girlfriend. It's called Evening Out With Your EX-Girlfriend. It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter.
  • And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe, and he was like "Yo, what the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**? Yo, this is gonna be f***in' dooooooope!"
  • So they made a record, and it was called Take This To Your Grave. They made it without a drummer, and they had like three-four drummers come in. The four drummer they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from Toto, the fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something, and they're like "Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Take This To Your Grave. F***in' record it."
  • And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like "bigidalilililililila, pshhh." Killin' the skins, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playin' the s***, killin' these b****es, rapping it out.
  • You're getting a f**ing tattoo right now, what the f** is going on?
  • We should get signed by Fueled By Ramen, 'cause these guys know what the f*** is going on.
  • And they were like "Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f***in' hard, we will sign you guys."
  • Pete was like "Yo, we got this record that f***in' dooooooope, dude it's called Take This To Your Grave, it's called From under The Cork Tree, and it's gonna be f***in' huge."
  • And Patrick's like "I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, and it's called [BURP] Thanks For The Memories, 20 Dollar Nosebleed, Sugar We're Goin' Down."
  • And they made this record that was f***in' dope, and it f***in' hit on the charts like one, two, three, three, two, one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten to ONE. From Under The Cork Tree sold like four million records- ten million records, fifteen million records!
  • And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick's like "That's GOOOooooOOOOD!" Pete was like "Yo, f*** you, I can do whatever I want!"
  • Joe was like "Yeah, it's cool man, whatever, I don't give a s***." And then Andy was like "Eh, cool."
  • And Pete was like "Make-up is f***in' great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful, and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everyone thinks that guys are beautiful."
  • SHUT THE F*** UP!
  • Oh f*** alright, alright.
  • Pete was like "Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed about this dick pic." And then I saw the dick pic, and was like "Ah, it's not bad."
  • It's not a bad dick, let's be real.
  • We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed, they were like "Yo f*** you guys!" They're like "Yo, Panic! has the f**in' cover for Rolling Stone yo, f** these dudes, we're gonna go miles above, we're gonna hit every f***in' continent there is known to man."
  • But they didn't, they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like "Oh s***, we got every continent." And they didn't actually hit it. Dude, and Pete was like "WHAT THE F***? 'Oh it's like you didn't f**in' make the continent.,' it's like F** YOU!"
  • So From Under The Cork Tree happens, we f***in' have like three-four years of awesomeness. Like people are comin' on themselves 'cause it's so big.
  • Alright so Fall Out Boy was like-
  • So Patrick was like "Yo, we're gonna name these records From Under The Cork Tree and From Infinity On High ."
  • Pete was like "Folie a Deux means the theatric of two."
  • "The madness of two."
  • Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
  • Fall Out Boy was like "Yo, we gotta take a break." Meaning, Pete was like "Yo, we gotta take a break, bro." and Patrick's like "I need time for my music. UHUHUHUHUH."
  • And Joe's like "Yo, I need time to find the f***in' art dude, I gotta find some me-metal."
  • And Andy's like "I'm just gonna play with some f***in' metal bands."
  • And they're like "Alright, this break's been like three years long-two years long-three years long-three and a half? We gotta f***in' come back, man, we gotta come back strong."
  • You took my beer away, what the f***?
  • "No, you poured it all over yourself."
  • "Yeah, you poured it on yourself, man, here."
  • "We gotta make this s*** legit, it's gonna be f**in' dope, it's gonna go f***in' sky high. We're gonna make a f***in' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record Save Rock And Roll."
  • So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix, and everybody's like "What the f***? You're working with this guy who f***in' recorded Avril Lavigne and P!nk."
  • Is this pu-what the f*** is on my shirt, did I puke myself? Oh God.
  • Pete was like "Yo, we're gonna end up on a tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots."
  • And that's all, and that's all that matters.And that's just how the f***in' story goes.
ML origins

Before watching ML origins: Marinette and Adrien: These two are adorable, They have a pretty nice dynamic. Though in some ways it does seem kind of cliché. Is Marinette’s crush on Adrien like a celebrity crush? How exactly did these two fall in love?

After watching ML origins : THESE TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE AND EVERYONE TO THE DEATH THAT SAY THAT THERE LOVE FOR EACH OTHER ISNT 300% PERFECT. MARINETTE IS AN ANGEL AND ADRIEN IS THE SWEETEST F***ING CINNAMON ROLL IN ALL OF EXISTENCE! 

Some deleted lines should stay deleted.

Let’s see if we can start a sh**storm of controversy shall we?  I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion that I am the only person in the known universe who doesn’t like the line seen in the picture above, and thinks that PJ was right to cut it.

I think it HORRIBLY oversimplifies what is an incredibly complex set of situations/circumstances and makes Thranduil (even more of) an avaricious ass - just as he is - bottom line - portrayed in the script of the movie adaptation.

Yes there are mitigation, and before I get accused of being a movie hater, no actually I LOVE the movies, I just don’t agree with the way Thranduil has been presented on the surface - though Lee Pace… F***ing perfect!

But hey ho - that’s what Fanfiction is for, right?

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Two days after the Oscars - and just before “If/Then” previews began - Menzel got to blow off some steam on “The Tonight Show” when she did a toy-instruments version of “Let It Go” with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots. The resulting video has more than 8 million views on YouTube (furthering the song’s chart climb). “In a week of very nerve-racking moments, that was a way to let loose,” says Menzel. “But it was also nice to reinforce that I’m really a live performer and I can sing that f-ing song. In a day and age where a lot of people have to be fixed with [Auto-Tune], it’s refreshing for people to know that some of us are not perfect all the time. But that’s the thing. It’s not about being perfect." (x)

The Signs’ Love Songs

Aries - Counting Stars - One Republic

“Everything that drowns me makes me want to fly…”

Taurus - Hard Day’s Night - The Beatles

“And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do, will make me feel all right…”

Gemini - She’s A Genius - Jet

“My girl is ready to take control she just blows my mind….”

Cancer - Teenager in Love - Dion and the Belmonts

“One day I feel so happy, next day I feel so sad. I guess I’ll learn to take, the good with the bad…”

Leo - Wonderful - Rob Thomas

“Well I come home tired and I come home late, everybody wants me so I give it away, I’m a wanted man, I’m a wanted man, I’m a wanted man I’m a wanted man…”

Virgo - Bubbly - Colbie Caillat

“I’ve been awake for a while now, you got me feelin’ like a child now, ‘cause every time I see your bubbly face, I get the tinglies in a silly place…”

Libra - Hey There Delilah - Plain White Ts

“Times Square can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true…”

Scorpio - Addicted - Saving Abel

“I’m so addicted to, all the things you do, when you’re goin’ down on me, in between the sheets all the sounds you make, with every breath you take, it’s unlike anything, when you’re lovin’ me…”

Sagittarius - Wild Thing - The Troggs

“Wind thing, you make my heart sing, you make everything groovy…”

Capricorn - Then I Met You - The Proclaimers

“Thought that I was growing, growing older wiser, understanding why this world held nothing for my spirit…”

Aquarius - F***ing Perfect - Pink

“So complicated, look happy you’ll make it, filled with so much hatred it’s such a tired game. It’s enough, I’ve, done all I can think of, chased down all my demons I’ll see you do the same…”

Pisces - Overjoyed - Matchbox Twenty

“And if you want we’ll share this life, anytime you need a friend I’m gonna be by your side, when nobody understands you, well, I, do…”

~Sergeant Scorpion

John Hughes Would Be Proud

2x16 (Original Song) reaction fic; Klaine; 1050 words. A03.
What comes next after that first kiss?

The evening after Blaine kissed him - and he kissed Blaine - Kurt had the house to himself. He hadn’t paid attention when Burt explained where he and Carole were going, he just floated past them and headed to his room. Kurt briefly considered calling Mercedes, or Rachel, but realized immediately that he didn’t want to. Besides, what would he tell them? He could picture exactly how the conversation would go - he would start off ecstatically squealing about the kiss, and then the girls would start to pick it apart - what does it mean, Kurt? Are you going to do it again? Are you dating? Is it a relationship? Kurt didn’t know the answers to questions like those, and while he’d really like to know the answers, he wasn’t in the mood for critical thinking right now. He just wanted to relish this miraculous moment by himself for a little while, just sit and enjoy how he was feeling. Because it was fantastic.

Kurt sat down at his vanity, examining his face in the mirror. He could hardly believe that it had finally happened - to him, this person, these lips. These lips has been kissed by someone who really wanted to kiss them, to kiss him, Kurt Hummel. If he had had any doubt that being kissed by someone who was really interested in doing it would feel different than being kissed by Brittany or Karofsky, well, there was no doubt now. Kissing Blaine had felt amazing. It had made his whole body tingle with pleasure, and filled him with the impossible desire to merge right into Blaine through their lips and hands alone. The look on Blaine’s face afterwards, the sudden need to kiss him again – it was overwhelming, and Kurt just wanted to record it firmly in his memory, and think about it over and over and over.

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kat2609  asked:

HOw was I not following you????? (Situation rectified) Am I then pushing it to ask for a Modern Au in whatever rating you agree to (I read all comers) with the lovely P!nk??? Pretty please. (PS Knock KNock - loving that!)

This section of the song gave me serious CS feels, so I’m going to just go with it, despite the entire song being a perfect Emma anthem. This is a modern AU, probably hurt/comfort-ish. Hope you like it! <3

1. “F-ing Perfect” by P!nk


So complicated,
Look how we all make it.
Filled with so much hatred
Such a tired game
It’s enough, I’ve done all I could think of
Chased down all my demons
I’ve seen you do the same

They’d had shitty lives.

There was no sugar coating it, no softening the blow, no it builds character kind of shit. No, their lives had been unfair and undeserved and not so much a rollercoaster as a series of brick-wall shaped speed bumps in the middle of a crowded highway.

Emma Swan had met Killian Jones three months after she’d gotten out of jail, five months after she’d given birth strapped to a prison ward hospital bed (never to look her son in the eyes), a little over a year after being abandoned by the man her poor sad naïve self had been certain was her honest-to-god magical fucking true love, fifteen years after her adoptive parents traded her in for a newer model with fewer dents and scratches, and eighteen years after being abandoned on the side of the road by parents she’d never known.

It had been one of her only spots of good luck, well, ever – meeting him. She’d been waitressing at a little dive diner in Chicago – going by the name “Anne” on the off chance anyone she never cared to see again got the bright idea to attempt to contact her. Killian was a regular. And a miserable one at that. His coffee was never imbibed without a considerable amount of rum (shamelessly) tipped into his mug. His bacon was always too crispy or too soft. She could never bring him the right jelly. Or eggs. And he’d swear up and down she was giving him 2 percent milk instead of whole (“trying to put me on a diet, Annie?” “The name is Anne, dickwad”). He was insufferable and yet she volunteered to serve him every morning, offered idle chatter even when he was acting like a douche.

It was something in his eyes. Something hard and angry and closed off and yet… pained, broken. Something familiar.

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anonymous asked:

Your skin is so f-ing perfect is there anything special that you use because wow

i really need to add this to my faq because i get asked this daily…. but no, i don’t have any secret or special routine or anything! my skin is naturally very clear and nice. i took care of it really well all throughout high school and i guess that paid off.