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Today I learned that if you actually let the timer in the Arrival DLC run out it shows the reapers arriving and destroying the galaxy. Such highlights include:

  • The Citadel being destroyed
  • Shepards helmet (head??) on a SPIKE
  • Destroyed Normandy
  • All your friends and crew lining up to be executed
  • Kellys FACE MELTING OFF

Am I the only one just finding this out because holy shit

Everyone might know this already in which case im sorry but

When Peridot and Steven sing “Peace and Love” i died of cuteness and all but deep inside i was thinking lol I guess peridot already knows all about music but being this a cartoon where everyone sings, it should be normal.

But watching and rewatching the whole scene, I noticed something….

she didn’t know anything. Steven taught her. RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT

SHE HAD TO HEAR THE NOTES ONCE AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LEARNED THEM ALL AND THEIR NAMES.

So basically Peridot learned to identify notes and chords in no more than 10 seconds which took ME one year and a half in music college.

NO IT’S NOT EASY YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING ART PRODIGY GO TO HELL 

    One last thing, Alex’s body shape is different in her FFX.V verse and as a ghoul. Primarily, this is due to the fact she must be physically strong. Due to her shorter structure though, she tends to rely mainly on speed as a component to keep her safe. As it’s been stated a million times, she tends to not use any type of weaponry (short range daggers in her FFX.V verse come from time to time} relying slowly on her body as a means to protect herself. 

  While still shapely, she is more leaner and toned specially within her legs and abdomen region. Her fighting style relies solely on a heavy mixture of martial arts and kickboxing, so most damage will come from within her legs. Though her speed is a high factor on her escaping situations that can turn ugly quickly, a blow to her body can set her back due to her small structure. 

  She is what I like to joke, a fighter that will not go down so easily. Specially, if she is protecting someone it will be a battle to exhaustion or the bitter end. Since both verses are strictly rooted in her tending to others, there is a chance that encountering her and threatening whoever she is protecting is risky. Though, I really wanted to just point out her physique is a lot different due to the high intensity of both verses and the need to always be in good shape.

Today marks the end of an era.

It was more than ten years ago when I saw the first episode of Naruto.

And now the story of our lovely ninja are over.

It didn’t go like I wanted and I’m still so bitter about the ending ( I still this it’s a complete bullshit and it was really disappointing ) but I also remember the good things about the show so I’m sad that it’s over but also I’m glad at the same time.

It’s not my favourite anime but it brings me joy and makes me think about all the good experiences I had thanks to it.

So thank you for all the good and bad memories, thanks for the wonderful characters, the awful ones, the wonderful storyline, the horrible fillers, the tears, the laughs and everything related to it (except the ending because F U C K  Y O U)

Also thanks to everyone who worked to make this anime.

  • creating a good looking trevelyan/cadash/adaar: takes less than 20 minutes, great presets, looks amazing, all around a good experience
  • creating a good looking lavellan: blood sweat and tears, 100+ hours of suffering, a slow descent into utter frustration and helplessness, you sell your firstborn and make a deal with the devil but its still not enough

Well f u c k me sideways everyone gets so butt-hurt on here

Do you know what I do if I see something I don’t agree with or like? I shake my head and keep scrolling. Some people on here are such bullies I swear.

drawing-assassin  asked:

SFW and NSFW Headcannons for Kara owo I need hnng.

I GOT U FAM

SFW:
- Expect a lot of nicknames. A lot. Of. Nicknames. (eg. baby girl, honey, sweetie pie, sugar)

- While your looking out from your bedroom window, if you look below a wild Karamatsu appears and starts to sing you a song.

- He’s the best at keeping one calm after a nightmare, he knows how to perfectly sooth his lover in this situation.

- PDA AS F U C K, he wants everyone to know and make clear aware of that you are his.

- Will sing his lover to sleep at times in need, he has a really nice calming voice for this situation.

- Loves his s/o’s laugh or any kind of happy/ecstatic emotion they’re in, it makes him feel okay and at peace

NSFW:
- Really likes slow and lust-filling music playing for when him and his s/o do the do

- This man WILL NOT leave one hickey or bite mark on his s/o unless they are 100% okay with it.

- If his s/o is drunk and asks for a kiss and or are horny he will decline since his s/o is drunk he iS SUCH A GENTLEMAN-

- Slow and passionate sex is a top for him but on occasions he will go in for some hardcore stuff from time to time

- Very fond of using sex toys on his lover (specifically vibrators in which he can control them with a remote~)

- The. Best. At. Dirty. Talk. His voice is so husky and deep it will leave his s/o breathless and shaky.

- Mod Oso

THE SIGNS AS SHIT MY SCORPIO BEST FRIEND HAS DONE
  • Aries: SQUARED UP TO THREE GEESE FOR NO REASON I SWEAR
  • Taurus: bought me food one day didn't buy me food the next
  • Gemini: kept judging my gemini ex and then kept writing fanfics about us and kept shipping us (it's ok tho me and my ex secretly ship each other together too probs)
  • Cancer: cried in front of a cop to get out of an interrogation (i just intimidated them lol)
  • Leo: kept talking shit about their ex friend Sam. "SHE COULD DIE IN A HOLE I DON'T CARE SHE SHOULD KILL HERSELF. FAT FUCK. " me: o.
  • Virgo: attempted to clean my room and just threw all my water bottles away
  • Scorpio: kept doing flirty and kinky shits to me everyday (THEY STILL DO KMS)
  • Sagittarius: Kept telling me they were going to tell their crush they liked them but they never do "I'M GONNA TELL THEM TODAY OK OK THERE THEY ARE" me: *yells out their crush's name and crush looks at me* Them: O FUCK SHIT FUCK DAMMIT NO FUCK SHIT NOTTODAY FUCKKK FUCK NOT FUNOTKNOTDT-TIADA F U C K
  • Capricorn: gave a bitch face to everyone i told them that i hated
  • Aquarius: (my sign) made me skip down the hallway with them arm in arm
  • Pisces: made me queerplatonic. (friends but shit happens. Brendon Urie stuff.)
So I came back to tumblr to revel in the star wars tag and what do I get??

F U C K  do I wish everyone could just lay it off. Does EVERYTHING have to be about romance?? Generally I’m fine with shipping, but in the case of Star Wars new gen it’s just unavoidable, taking up so much space from more important discussion and creating immense blobs of draining ship war in which misused academic jargon is thrown around for sport. Do the people on tumblr dot com only look forward to the new movies because the shipping? Because it really seems that way to me.
What about Luke’s story? What turmoil has he been through? And what will his relationship to Rey be like, what will she become under his training? What is the wider spectrum of the force which is hinted at?? And who is Rose, what are Finn and Poe up to, how is General Leia Organa holding up in the face of war and tragedy and how will she fight the remnants of the First Order? Who is Snoke and was it he who tempted Ben Solo to the dark side, and in that case why, what’s his plan? I’m also pretty stoked at seeing that mope Skywalker get his ass handed to him again.
(ALSO WHAT IS OBI-WANS SIGNIFICANCE AAAAH)
Special shoutout to reylos everywhere for no other reason than being over the top cringey. 

I am so sick and tired of seeing people posting about how Sara doesn’t deserve to be nominated for a PCA just because she had little screen time in season 11 or how Callie’s storyline wasn’t as intense as the others. So they feel Caterina, Jcap or Sarah deserved it more.

It is not QUANTITY of your work but rather the QUALITY of the work portrayed that matters.

Every single episode Sara Ramirez gives it her ALL, she takes whatever material she is given and she slays the hell out it. Whether it’s an intense storyline or one that’s light, she makes it believable and realistic.

There are five women nominated yet people keep picking on Sara.

Do not take away from her what she had worked hard for and rightfully deserves because you are bitter and resentful that your fav didn’t make the list!!!!!

The best part about Canadian Timbits Discourse (which gets very heated oh my, “it’s CHOCOLATE COCONUT and you can all SUCK MY F U C K I N G DICK”) is:

The more people disagree, the happier everyone is!

I would rather share a box of Timbits with someone who loves Blueberry and Old Fashion Plain than another Chocolate Glaze lover!  Because then they eat all the ones I don’t like and leave my favourites for me!

DON’T YOU GET IT THIS IS THE BEST THING TO DISAGREE ABOUT. THIS IS THE THING YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO DIFFER STRONGLY WITH YOU ON.

anonymous asked:

MARX SUFFERIN G WHEN LAZWARD HITS ON KAMUI AND KAMUI DOESN'T BLOW HIM OFF LIKE SHE SHOULD SHES NOT FLIRTNG BACK BUT STILL MARX CANT GET HIS WORK DONE OR LEAVE THEM ALONE BC YEAH ITW ONE SIDED FOR NOW BUT LAZWARD WORKS HIS WAY INTO GIRLS HEARTS

ok no but. Imagine Kamui being the flirtatious one. It’s not even that she’s casting a wide net so to speak its just that after being isolated and shit she doesn’t know where she fits on the sex-appeal spectrum so she flirts to see just how powerful she is (and it’s funny to see people trip over themselves bc of her)

She’s like the Indominus Rex but instead of murdering everyone she establishes dominance by making everyone flustered

and Marx is just. INTERNALLY SCREAMING BC KAMUI HAS SO MUCH GAME SHE IS A T E R R O R. He doesn’t even know until one day Laz comes into his office, face completely red, breathless, with this awed look on his face just like “Sir, with respect your sister has the most game I have ever witnessed” and Marx is just like “?????? I know she’s a good fighter I trained her” and Laz is just like “no I mean she is smoking hot like goddAMN no wonder people call her the dragon she is r u t h l e s s” and marx dies a little inside

and he just sees her flirting with f u c k i n g everyone. at first it’s just verbal. then she gets more bold, lightly trailing her fingers down Odin’s cleavage window leaving the poor boy on the ground, incapacitated. Then it’s parallel sealing to the maid class. Then after she establishes dominance she starts borrowing Camilla’s clothes, and she doesnt even need to speak anymore she holds her head high like a goddamn queen, paying no one any mind until at the last second she just glances over at her poor victim what that look and it’s over. they’re done. have fun waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat for years to come as you wonder just how good the Dragon of Nohr would be ya poor shmuck. Charlotte applauds Kamui and concedes defeat, hailing her as the seductress queen and labeling herself a devout follower in her stilettoed footsteps

marx lives half in f e a r that one day she will turn her sights on him bc she already got lil bro and he knows how weak he is for kamui he fucking k n o w s there’s gonna be no saving his poor damned soul. but he’s always so f r u s t r a t e d too because she never hits on him. Like???? Is there something wrong with him? She flirts with everyone else???? But with him she’s the serious and polite girl he’s always known. He thinks maybe she really does consider them family until the day Leon runs into his office to scream KAMUI NEEDS TO BE S T O P P E D before running away and spending the entire weekend in his room.

the real reason for this is, of course, because Kamui sees Marx as the “alpha” because he is her i d e a l and thinks she doesn’t have the experience/ability/training yet to even try yet. But as her influence and reign of terror spreads through Nohr she gains confidence. Eventually does something by accident that leaves Marx like Drake at the end of Anaconda

anonymous asked:

I personally like to believe Laura has ADHD because like think about it: she's impulsive as F U C K; talks so much even when everyone around her is just like "shut the fuck up, dude" she just can't stop; is always super fucking excitable and shit; sucks with deadlines (ie: the first semester lit paper). She totally has ADHD, you can't tell me otherwise.

i’ll accept this headcanon.

u kno when hephaestus came to athens w/ the other gods to help the seven with fighting the giants i bet u that leo valdez was just like “ay papi” and hephaestus was like “lEO WHAT THE F U C K” and then everyone else was like “lEo whAat tHE F CU K” because leo got up anD DIED

so freaking tired of tvd double stantard

damon kills Lexi = he’s not held responsible. Stefan forgives him.

stefan “kills” Enzo= poor damon! Stefan is a bad brother

damon left Enzo to burn alive= poor damon! 

damon kills jeremy= everyone forgives him.

damon and Enzo kidnapped and almost kill Jeremy= no one cares.

damon abuses caroline= everyone forgives him

How the F>U>C>K the writers expect me to feel bad about this jerk when this season I found out he was killing innocent people, when he killed Aaron because he didn’t get the girl? 

and the writers think I will buy this bullshit that damon is a victim. so far he has been so freaking lucky that karma hasn’t bite his ass.

I’m so done with TVD. I will watch for steroline and will watch the finale just to see this asshole die and hopefully he is going to hell and I want to imagine Kath getting even with him.