f u c k everyone

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Today I learned that if you actually let the timer in the Arrival DLC run out it shows the reapers arriving and destroying the galaxy. Such highlights include:

  • The Citadel being destroyed
  • Shepards helmet (head??) on a SPIKE
  • Destroyed Normandy
  • All your friends and crew lining up to be executed
  • Kellys FACE MELTING OFF

Am I the only one just finding this out because holy shit

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics

“I WANT A DOOR!”

“OH MY GOD, YOU WANT TO DO HIM. GET IT RIGHT.”

“I’m done, I’m so done. I can’t read this.” *Exits out* *waits thirty seconds* “FUCK IT.” *starts reading again*

“THE HELL D'YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT.”

“Ugh I hate this… But I’m too invested.
F u c k.”

“There’s a time that everyone reaches in their lives where they think ‘nothing can be worse than this’. This fic is that time.”


“Oh, wait, nevermind, I found a worse one.”

“Why did he have to die?! I hate this story!… Time to recommend it to all my friends.”

“Your gay is showing.”

“Ha! You’re straight!? Okay, pal, so am I.”

Summoning Daedra
  • <p> <b>Average cult:</b> Oh great Daedra! Grant us abilities and artifacts of great power, for we recognize how much greater you are than the Aedra!<p/><b>Ashlanders:</b> Oh great Daedra, you guided our ancestors through trials and tribulations, and test us to ensure we triumph over adversity!<p/><b>Average conjurer:</b> Hey can I borrow you for a second, no one wants to come plunder these ruins with me.<p/><b>Dwemer:</b> S Q U A R E U P M O T H E R F U C K E R.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

hellloooo may i make a request? for gag where jungkook takes oc on a date to a basketball game and they show up on the big screen for the kissing thing (ya know when a couple shows on the screen and they like have to kiss yea that) and oc is like shocked and like ummmm nah we aint a couple but jks fluffy ass pulls her in for the kiss and the rest is whatever you want!

SO I WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO KEEP THIS IN MY INBOX TO KEEP TRACK OF SO I CAN ADD IT TO MY TO-DO LIST BUT I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO SEE HOW F U C K I N G CUTE THIS REQUEST IS, i literally read this with a scream on my face, PLEASE, this is so perfect!

Everyone might know this already in which case im sorry but

When Peridot and Steven sing “Peace and Love” i died of cuteness and all but deep inside i was thinking lol I guess peridot already knows all about music but being this a cartoon where everyone sings, it should be normal.

But watching and rewatching the whole scene, I noticed something….

she didn’t know anything. Steven taught her. RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT

SHE HAD TO HEAR THE NOTES ONCE AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LEARNED THEM ALL AND THEIR NAMES.

So basically Peridot learned to identify notes and chords in no more than 10 seconds which took ME one year and a half in music college.

NO IT’S NOT EASY YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING ART PRODIGY GO TO HELL 

anonymous asked:

I think I could like you more than Andrew Rannells 😉

Fake news.

guys yall remember that short drabble that i was writing with the space pirates?

i…. think it is spawning an entire universe that….. might need companion fics?

…….

fuck me

I’m a WHM main who leveled my DRK second and is now leveling my AST and like…the difference is stark. I only remember two bad healers when I was tanking, one being a WHM who was allergic to all regen and whose healing mostly consisted of Tetragrammaton and Benediction (like I don’t care what my healers do in their offtime whether they dps or not, it would be Highly Hypocritical of me given how much time I spend dpsing as a healer, just pop a regen on me please. I shouldn’t have my finger constantly over Living Dead wondering whether the healer is going to heal me) and the other being a SCH who was pulling for me in Shisui when I didn’t want to do big pulls (pulled them off them and lived through it but the party comp was…not ideal). But that’s *it*.  

but leveling my healers? j e s u s f u c k.  I hate everyone.  E v e r y o n e. At this point I don’t even really want to go to dungeons without at least one person I know because otherwise it’ll be the worst every time. 

and I’m not really a very good tank, but I was usually getting two commends per run presumably just for holding aggro + using cooldowns + not pulling like a jackass and doing mechanics, which just says EVERYTHING about the fucking state of df tanks right now. 

(submitted by promisedfall)

  • creating a good looking trevelyan/cadash/adaar: takes less than 20 minutes, great presets, looks amazing, all around a good experience
  • creating a good looking lavellan: blood sweat and tears, 100+ hours of suffering, a slow descent into utter frustration and helplessness, you sell your firstborn and make a deal with the devil but its still not enough

anonymous asked:

Concept: Fake pine have to go undercover for a fancy party. It's an ordeal, but they manage to make Cib look presentable and find a suit that James can fit all his weapons into. But the real complication is with Autumn. It's not that they can't get her disguise right, she looks fucking gorgeous. But she just "WONT WEAR THE GODDAMN SHOES, COME ON AUTUMN IT'S LITERALLY FOR A FEW HOURS JUST PRETEND TO BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING-"

they would manage to shove the shoes on her feet and then she would slip out of them the second they turned their backs, steve is beside himself with fury and theN CIB JOINS IN BC IF AUTUMN DOESNT HAVE TO WEAR SHOES THEN NEITHER DOES HE and thats it he’s only going to fucking take james on these missions from - “JAMES YOU F U C K E R PUT YOUR GODDAMN SHOES BACK ON EVERYONE BE HUMAN BEINGS AND PUT YOUR SHOES ON!!!!!!!”

drawing-assassin  asked:

SFW and NSFW Headcannons for Kara owo I need hnng.

I GOT U FAM

SFW:
- Expect a lot of nicknames. A lot. Of. Nicknames. (eg. baby girl, honey, sweetie pie, sugar)

- While your looking out from your bedroom window, if you look below a wild Karamatsu appears and starts to sing you a song.

- He’s the best at keeping one calm after a nightmare, he knows how to perfectly sooth his lover in this situation.

- PDA AS F U C K, he wants everyone to know and make clear aware of that you are his.

- Will sing his lover to sleep at times in need, he has a really nice calming voice for this situation.

- Loves his s/o’s laugh or any kind of happy/ecstatic emotion they’re in, it makes him feel okay and at peace

NSFW:
- Really likes slow and lust-filling music playing for when him and his s/o do the do

- This man WILL NOT leave one hickey or bite mark on his s/o unless they are 100% okay with it.

- If his s/o is drunk and asks for a kiss and or are horny he will decline since his s/o is drunk he iS SUCH A GENTLEMAN-

- Slow and passionate sex is a top for him but on occasions he will go in for some hardcore stuff from time to time

- Very fond of using sex toys on his lover (specifically vibrators in which he can control them with a remote~)

- The. Best. At. Dirty. Talk. His voice is so husky and deep it will leave his s/o breathless and shaky.

- Mod Oso