f r e a k

Hello World,

I love you, deeply and with all my heart. But sometimes, just sometimes, I also despise you. For all the cruel things you do to innocent people.

Please, be nice and gentle, be smart and humble, be brave and open. For all of those needing your strength, for those seeking their fate and passion, for the people thinking they’ve lost their way out of the dark.

Care for each other and take care of yourself.

Make tomorrow a little bit brighter than today.

THE NEW THOR: RAGNAROK TRAILER SCENE WITH LOKI AND THOR AIMING THE BIG GUNS TOGETHER I’M FREAKING OUT IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED FOR THE TWO OF THEM THEY’RE ON THE SAME SIIIIIIIIDE AND HOPEFULLY WE GET BROTHERLY SNARK AND LOVE I’M FREAKING OUT I’M FREAKING OUT I’M F.R.E.A.K.I.N.G OUT also bruce is adorbs

  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*
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Related to this incident a few days ago where I was f-r-e-a-k-i-n-g o-u-t that I couldn’t sign in for two hours #dramallamas

I’m sorry, Seven, but imma still go for Juju so just wait. Your. TURN. B O I .

Name Numerology

Every letter of the alphabet matches a number from 1-9. The number can be calculated by the digit sum equaling the place of the letter in the alphabet. E.g. ‘K’ is the 11th letter, the digit sum of 11 is 2, so ‘K’ equals the number of 2.

Alphabetical number table:

1      A      J      S

2      B      K      T

3      C      L      U

4      D      M     V

5      E      N      W

6      F      O      X

7      G      P      Y

8      H      Q      Z

9       I       R

For the calculation of your Name, Personality and Heart number use your complete name(s) with first, middle and last names as it is written on your birth certificate! (This will bring the most accurate results.)

Here’s an example of how to calculate the Name number:

                          J   E   F   F   R   E   Y         L   E   B   O   W   S   K   I

                          1   5   6   6    9   5   7         3   5   2   6    5    1   2  9

add together                     39                                          33

build digit sum                3+9=12                                 3+3=6

                                       1+2= 3                                  stays 6

add together                                           3+6=9

NAME NUMBER IS                                     9


What your Name number indicates:

(1)    A leadership personality with frontier spirit, strength, independence and determination.

(2)    A diplomat and peacemaker who is sensitive towards the own and other people’s emotions.

(3)    A master of words, always appearing to be youthful who is able to do many things at once and who becomes more self-confident in the process of getting older.

(4)    A practical person who works hard, is patient and possesses a sense of detail.

(5)    A freedom-loving traveller who appreciates diversity and change and who is able to do many things at once.

(6)    A harmonious person who loves a peaceful home, family and all things beautiful and who is responsible as well.

(7)    An analyst who is wise to use his time for reading and writing and moreover doesn’t miss the forest despite of all the trees.

(8)    An organiser who gains power and success when being in charge of one’s own fate.

(9)    A true humanist who loves art, music or voyages. You give generously and need recognition.



For calculating your Personality number you do the same as above only using the consonants of your name(s).

E.g.  J E F F R E Y     L E B O W S K I  —  J F F R Y    L B W K S                       Personality number: 6

Your Personality number indicates that the people surrounding you see you as:

(1)    daring, independent, original, strong-willed, competitive

(2)    receptive, sensitive, empathetic, cooperative, diplomatic

(3)    friendly, optimistic, eloquent, happy-go-lucky, entertaining

(4)    disciplined, practical, hardworking, reliable, loyal

(5)    astute, versatile, active, adventurous, modern

(6)    affectionate, adaptable, helpful, responsible, fair

(7)    restrained, self-confident, critical, analytical, trust-worthy

(8)    modest, disciplined, efficient, powerful, successful

(9)    gentle, generous, helpful, tolerant, influential



For calculating your Heart number you do the same as above only using the vowels of your name(s).

E.g.   J E F F R E Y     L E B O W S K I   —   E E     E O I   —   Heart number: 3

Your Heart number indicates that your deepest inner feelings, wishes and skills motivate you to:

(1)    use your own ideas to lead and guide others exemplary.

(2)    collaborate with others and to use your sensitivity and diplomatic skills to be a joy to the people around you.

(3)    express your optimism and creativity.

(4)    bring sacrifices to reach tangible results for all your hands-on plans.

(5)    seek adventures and to live life on the fast lane.

(6)    create harmony and a peaceful atmosphere.

(7)    spend time alone seeking for the truth and to reflect on the meaning of life.

(8)    take things in your own hands and to use your energy to gain money, power and success.

(9)    use your knowledge and compassion for the benefit of others.

Strange Shit That Has Happened On Game Grumps And Isn’t Even Discussed
  • Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones opens a random episode for no apparent reason and with no explanation
  • Arin scream-sings Circle of Life in a public place
  • The fucking ads are the stuff of nightmares
  • Rob Schneider comes on Game Grumps after Arin completely rips apart his tv show for a full episode
  • Arin opened a set of 10 or so episodes with monologues about following his twitter, cooking your own food, that he’s really a bat portraying the character of Arin Hanson, that his editor is too handsome, he wants to sell out to Wendy’s, and then hits himself as hard as he can with a plastic bat. This is giffed but not commented on.
  • Chris Pratt likes the Super Mario Galaxy playthrough, confirms he is a melon with his name written on it.
  • Arin assembles what looks like a several hundred person mob to go to a random Wendy’s in Ohio, because he wants to sell out to them but they won’t return his tweets. 
  • They’ve got a fucking TV show coming out with the guys from Rick and Morty? Why is this not mentioned more?
  • L o v e l y  d a y  f o r  c r i c k e t 
  • Arin and Ross abused the ‘give a free ride get a free ride’ code on Uber by sending theirs out to 3.5 million people. Reportedly, Arin now has over 800 free rides.
  • Ross and Barry sold their pokemon fanart in an art gallery.
  • Seriously the fucking ads? In one of them Barry is turned upside down while Arin growls in a corner and then time-lapse punches Barry into a wall, and this is an advert for Lootcrate
  • Dan repeatedly hit a two pound gummy bear against a table to try and remove its head
  • A professor of theoretical physics quit his fucking job to do the show
BTS in Bed (Based on Their Venus and Mars Signs) - Maknae Line

warning: mature content, longg detailed post ahead

Hyung Line version here.

Originally posted by delightfullyfree95

Jimin - Scorpio Venus Scorpio Mars

  • remember that dark side of his that i mentioned earlier?
  • inside that cute mochi is a real f r e a k
  • his scorpio venus AND mars are a lethal combo
  • scorpio mars exudes power 
  • the sexiest and most seductive in the entire zodiac
  • sex to them is more than the act
  • it holds a lot of significance and often rules their lives
  • definitely not one who’d be up for one night stands with a stranger
  • they not only want to merge with their partner physically, but also emotionally and spiritually
  • want to own their partner in every sense of the word
  • extremely prone to jealously and possessiveness
  • during the act, he drips raw passion and intensity
  • dom!!!
  • and a rough one at that
  • remember how bts says he’s the scariest when he’s mad?
  • that explosive scorpio mars is not one to mess with
  • k i n k y
  • some of his many dark fantasies include:
  • bondage
  • body worship
  • daddy kink 
  • anal play
  • his partner wearing lingerie
  • just for him to rip it off (literally)
  • god didnt give him those lips for no reason
  • oral
  • libra is all about balance so he’d love 69 where he can work his magic while also getting some action
  • every guy loves blowjobs but he would especially because genitals are the erogenous zone for scorpio marses, making them especially sensitive
  • t e a s i n g
  • any dirty talk that has to do with possession
  • “who do you belong to?”
  • praise kink
  • is aroused by being wanted
  • hickies (that u cant hide)
  • he can bottom but he wont sub
  • power bottom
  • although his way of loving may be rough and powerful, he still cares deeply for his partner
  • and wouldn’t do anything that they’re uncomfortable with
  • his gentle libra sun emerges during aftercare when hes making sure they’re okay and praising them for being good
  • in conclusion, a real life sex god
  • (if u dont believe any of this i suggest u go check out his spotify playlist)

Originally posted by jiminimised

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anonymous asked:

Aliens reactions to humans irrational fears. Like they are so confuse because the thing is not threat to the human but the terrifying human is scared shitless of like a butterfly or something equally as dumb.

-Human and alien comrades on a break visiting earth

-Human is wearing a reddish shirt with black dots. Something random they grabbed out of their closet that morning

-Shortly after arrival, alien remarks that the human is matching the local fauna, and did they plan it that way? Does this creature have any significance?

-Human looks down to realize a ladybug has landed on their arm

-Human proceeds to f r e a k  o u t and get that thing off me ick ick ick

-Alien did not expect this

-Is it dangerous oh no it’s bright red didn’t the human say bright colors are poisonous? Why else would the normally-calm and steady human get so upset?

-COMRADE HUMAN IS GOING TO DIE OH NO

-Ladybug flies off on its own because it’s a bug and doesn’t need this kinda of drama in its life

-COMRADE HUMAN WE MUST GET YOU TO MEDICAL SERVICES

-Human now has to figure out how to explain to the alien that the thing is harmless and actually useful in gardens but it’s just that beetles of all sorts are creepy because they just are

-This is embarrassing quick change the subject

-Oh hey alien look it happens to be autumn and we’ve got this fall celebration and there’s a haunted house my family always goes to, I bet you’d love it

-The alien is just ????? and remains that way for a large portion of the trip

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H I D D L E S W E E K — F A V O R I T E  I N T E R V I E W

The Late Late Show with James Corden. Are you ever “Thomas Hiddleston”? I am if I’m on the naughty step with my mum, and I’m about four years old, yes. It’s if I’ve been misbehaving, and I’ve been very naughty. “Thomas! Thomas, for heaven’s sake, it’s the middle of the night! Will you go to bed?” That kind of thing. But even when you said it, it was kind of slightly sexual. Oh, dear.