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I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE AND I'M YELLING (🚨 S P O I L E R S , S W E E T I E!)

OKAY FIRST OF ALL, BILL DIDN’T DESERVE THAT. wOW. SECOND OF ALL A CLASSIC WHO ENEMY HELL YEAH! THIRD OF ALL I’M SCREECHING. V O T E S A X O N HE’S BACK. MY KINKY SON, AND HE’S BACK– AND MISSY IS THERE. WHAT AN EPISODE I LOST MY VOICE FROM SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW. MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANNA RANT– G A H C L I F F H A N G E R S! (sorry this is so late, my family was hogging the TV, luckily I had Doctor Who recording anyways.)

Originally posted by notramona

The Pastas at the Beach

- Okay, so this shit starts before they all get there.
- Toby doesn’t wanna wear sun screen
- Sally can’t find a bathing suit
- Ben us fighting with Jeff about going in the water
- Clockwork and Ej can’t find their goggles.
- Masky can tell it’s gonna be a f u n day
- Eventually they all get out of the house and are on their way to the beach in this c r a m p e d f u c k i n g c a r
- Sally and Jeff are playing the,“ HE’S TOUCHING ME!!” game
- Slender threatens to turn the car around 7 times.
- They get there.
- Toby grabs his shit with Sally and they run to the beach.
- Jay grabs as much shit as he can and follows.
- Hoodie does the same.
- Now they’re all on the beach.
- 12 beach towels are laid down.
- Slendy sleeps on 3 of them.
- Ben sort of just sits on one and watches the water.
- He has small panic attacks when the waves are really big.
- Toby and Masky are way far in.
- Like, so far, that it’s hard to get back to shore.
- Ej is making sand castles with Sally and Lazari
- Nina, Jane, Clock and Lui are playing volleyball
- Hoodie is diving head first into the waves because, fuck it.
- Alex kind of huffs and puffs on the sand for a while because he’s a whiny b i t c h
- But then his boyfriend, Jay comes over.
- Jay wants him to go into the water.
- Alex still fucking w h i n e s
- Until Jay whispers,“ You can do whatever you want with me when we get home~”
- Alex BOOKS IT to the water.
- Alex is now giving Jay piggy back rides in the water
- Jeff is in the water, just swimming but he’s s o l o n e l y
- He’s not hanging out with Toby and Masky because fuck that shit
- He doesn’t wanna make sand castles
- You cant have an odd number in volleyball
- And he doesn’t wanna bother Alex because then he’ll be a dead mother fucker.
- Then he sees Ben.
- He walks to Ben
- “Come in the water.”
- “No”
-“Why?”
- “I’ll drown.”
- “You’re a. Ghost, Ben.”
- “Whatever”
- “Pussy.”
- Jeff walks off
- Now Ben is mad.
- He’s /not/ a pussy.
- So he gets up.
- And he goes to the water.
- He gets in.
- He swims to Jeff.
- He’s just tall enough to touch the ground
- Jeff smiles at Ben.
- Jeff’s proud of his boyfriend.
- But Ben is freaking out.
- “ Jeff, I gotta go back.”
- Jeff’s only response is putting Ben on his shoulders and walking further into the water.
- Ben freaks out for 10 seconds before calming down
- All the pastas watch the sunset.
- They pack up.
- In the car, they’re all cramped, sandy and uncomfortable.
- Sally and Lazari each fall asleep on one of Ej’s shoulders
- Toby falls asleep on Masky’s shoulder.
- Jay and Alex are cuddling.
- They both silently agree to continue Jay’s deal tomorrow cause they’re to damn t i r e d
- They all take a shower when the get home.
- They get in fluffy pj’s and go to bed.

A veces me gustaría que cada uno de nosotros dijéramos lo que tanto nos ha dado miedo decir, tal vez "Oye, realmente no me gusta cuando haces eso" o "Hey, yo realmente estoy enamorado de usted" o incluso, "Hola, yo te extraño y pienso en ti todo el tiempo" sin sonar desesperado. ¿Por qué todo el mundo no puede ser dolorosamente honesto?