ALSO MARLENE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THE TIMELINE OF PLL BC IT MAKES ZERO FUCKING SENSE
SO THEY START SENIOR YEAR SEASON 3 RIGHT? BUT THEY HAVE A THANKSGIVING EPISODE (2/3 MONTHS LATER) SEASON 5 AND THEN A CHRISTMAS EPISODE. THEY ALSO A HALLOWEEN EPISODE LIKE HALFWAY INTO SEASON3??? SO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS BETWEEN THAT HALLOWEEN EPISODE AND THAT THANKSGIVING EPISODE HAPPENS WITHIN A MONTH???
let’s review the events that take place in this time period…
ezra discovers he has a son
toby is a
spencer is a
ashley gets arrested
ashley gets out of jail
ezra is a
ezra starts teaching again
ezria breaks up
aria gets with jake
ezria gets back together
ali is alive???
ali is alive!!!!
hanna gets with travis
haleb breaks up
caleb goes to ravenswood
ezra gets shot
ezra makes a full recovery
ezria gets together again (wow! three separate relationships in a month’s time)
spencer is addicted to adderall
spencer recovers from her addiction
ali’s mom dies
ali gets a dog
ali’s dog disappears
haleb gets back together
ezra discovers it’s not his son (and makes a full emotional recovery)
ali’s body is dug up
feel free to add anything I may have missed. there’s definitely more….
this is also extremely out of order you can probably tell
Marlene tweeted a few weeks ago that ¾ of the original couples would be endgame and everyone assumed that the one that wouldn’t be together would be Spoby but what if Ezria is the one that isn’t endgame?
Emison: Ali is pregnant using Emily’s eggs and this brings them closer together
Spoby: They both survive but Toby’s fiancé doesn’t and he goes back to Spencer
Ezria: They break up because Ezra chooses Nicole so Aria starts a relationship with Jason.
So the couples that are endgame are Haleb, Emison, Jaria and Spoby.
All of these couples CANNOT stay together until the very end of the series
It’s so unrealistic. That’s probably why Marlene tweeted what she tweeted because they won’t be together for 6B. She’s giving us a warning.
5-6 years is a long ass time. The girls are probably going to leave Rosewood within the 6 year time period and go separate ways. They’re still in high school right now.. most high school sweethearts don’t last.. You don’t know who you’re going to become when you’re in high school. Times change and people change. (Hence the time jump, the dismantling of the old set, character developments and changes, etc)
….. and Ezria will break up anyway when the creep finally decides to publish his book
Full disclosure: I have an Aria is Uber A personal bias. If AriA theories/observations aren’t your thing then turn back now.
Right after Aria takes maybe one minute of her life to dump Liam, she keeps saying sorry. He tells her to stop saying sorry and sighs. (actions speak louder than words ARIA). After Liam sighs, she sighs, bites her lip, and rolls her eyes hardcore.
Is she mad? Annoyed with Liam’s break up reaction? She is exhibiting zero empathy for someone she supposedly loved… Poor Liam.
Not to mention, once Liam tells Aria he will be editing her and Ezra’s book…
Liam gets the last laugh in this break up because he is controlling Aria’s literary future…
Um… yeah I think it’s safe to say AriA is mad, furious even. Just look at that glare. She looks so evil.
If Aria is Uber A, she must already be thinking of plan B and is probably annoyed that she underestimated Liam.
What do you think? Stay tuned and follow me for more AriA season 7 clues and analysis!