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Season 2, Episode 5 of American Horror Story lulled us into a false sense of security. We didn’t sign up for this.

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American Horror Feels: Spilt Milk

Almost 14 minutes of Sarah Paulson related crying, weird noises, and the occasional coherent thought. So… you’re welcome.

Jess and I are going to be making our last reaction video tomorrow night for this season of AHS. So in honor of this bittersweet occasion we’re asking people to send us their requests, questions or just ANYTHING fun to do!

We wanna go out with a bang! (preferably one that doesn’t come from Bloody Face Jr’s gun, thanks) So send ‘em here or on twitter!

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This is how Jess and I prepare for AHS.

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We had to go out with a bang, so here you have it. A super-sized pre-AHS, complete with costumes, musical numbers, disturbing viral videos, etc. etc. etc.

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So this happened…

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People in Toronto are so nice.

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Pre-AHS: Unholy Night

There’s nothing like a kiki to really get you in the AHS mood!

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Season 2, Episode 12 of American Horror Story taught us that, if there’s one thing we love more than Lana Winters, it’s cocky Lana Winters. We’d hightail it to the HoJo’s across the street for her any day of the week.

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We’re back from our little hiatus! We know you’ve been anticipating the last installments. Try not to shit yourselves in excitement.

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For your viewing and sexual pleasure.