eyes in the sun

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.

Have you ever seen brown eyes
in the sun? You don’t always notice
it at first but you’ll see that
‘brown’ not longer describe them.
They melt into golden rays, circling
an eclipse. There’s nothing boring
about brown eyes, not even when
the later hours encroach; they just
turn into a sunset of their own.
—  Word Porn

My friend explained the DND alignment chart to me, so I made this


Who’s who?

Why Andrew Jackson Jihad/AJJ as Chaotic Evil?

Why Jared Mees as Chaotic Good?

Why The Front Bottoms as True Neutral?

Why The Mountain Goats as Chaotic Neutral?

Why Bright Eyes as Lawful Evil?

If you want more explanations/evidence for bands lmk