• Alec: *enters in the children's room* MAGNUS!
  • Magnus: What is it bae?
  • Alec: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EYELINER ON OUR KIDS?
  • Magnus: Let's not be overdramatic, Alexander. And, I have nothing to do with... *enters in the room, and starts laughing at Max's blue face, now with big black runes drawed with Magnus' eyeliner*
  • Alec: *glares at Magnus, but hiding a laugh* He's spending too much time with Clary
me as a baby #1
  • baby: w- wh- w- w
  • parent: omg he's about to say something!!
  • baby: wHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Gerard Way: *kicks down door* TOO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • My Chemical Romance: *materializes* HE SAID SON WHEN
  • Tyler Joseph: *backflips through window* YOU GROW UP
  • Dan Howell: *rides in in a llama* WILL YOU BE
  • mcrmy: *eyeliner running* THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
  • world: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
  • parent: fuck