eye is ranting

This fucking guy. I had forgotten about this fucking guy.

First of all, “Estormo?” “Estormo the Lightning Mage?” Surely that’s an ancient Ehlnofex name of grand esteem! Fucking “Estormo.” If he had been a fire mage, he’d be, what? “Eferno?”

…Actually, “Eferno” is kind of cool. “Estormo” is NOT.

And let me try to figure this out. Ancano finds out I’m going to Old Bromjunaar to get the Staff of Magnus from Morokei, who they KNOW has awoken like the other dragon priests, raising a horde of ethereal draugr slaves and setting up magical traps all through Labyrinthian. They also know by now that I’m the Dragonborn, because of that time I ABSORBED A DRAGON’S SOUL IN THE COURTYARD OF THE COLLEGE.

I’m the Chosen One, out to claim one of the most powerful artifacts in all Tamriel from a demi-litch, and Ancano is apparently like, “Well, okay, he might survive that. But if he does, HE SHALL BE NO MATCH FOR ESTORMO!”

Look, Ancano. It’s real cute you have faith in your boyfriend like that. But he’s a dude in a black robe who shoots lightning from his hands. I thu'umed him up against a wall and face-changed him with three hits from a frost mace.

Granted, I guess Ancano’s relative sense of Thalmor “might” is fundamentally screwed up, because when I actually show up with the Staff and start shooting the Eye with it, he seems genuinely amazed that his stupid plan of “shoot ball with lightning, see what happens” is now failing.

I guess when you’re raised constantly hearing how “superior” your race is, it never occurs to you that MAYBE your stupid level 4 destruction spells are exactly as shitty as anyone else’s stupid level 4 destruction spells.

Either way, I would think Ancano would have realized that if a guy is a lightning mage who named himself Estormo, he’s got to be a fucking idiot who is DESTINED to fail hilariously.

Fucking Estormo.


The Court of Nightmares: Queen Morrigan

A queen—a queen who bowed to no one, a queen who had faced them all down and triumphed. A queen who owned her body, her life, her destiny, and never apologised for it.

Song: 6 Inches- Beyonce

Ok so, I know that the line that people are usually obsessed with when it comes to Arthur and Gwen is “with all my heart,” but hear me out. This quote is from Sweet Dreams (2.10), which is when Alined has his servant place Arthur under a spell to fall in love with Vivian, and does the same to Vivian to make her fall in love with Arthur. So, throughout the episode Gwen keeps getting mixed messages from Arthur, and the fact that he says something so simple, yet so intense really just takes my breath away. He is straight up declaring his love for her even though they are both constantly reminded that she is “just a servant” and that it could never work. Just the affirmation that he could literally have any woman that he wanted, yet she is still the only one he has ever loved, means the world to her. In addition, he says this like it’s just a fact of life, and that there could never be any doubt that it is true. 

queenconsuelabananahammock  asked:

Were Mila and Danny a thing??? I mean I had ~a feeling~ that they may have been at some point but...what's the tea 👀

They weren’t, as said by them plenty of times and the facts one can add.

I’m not much of a RPF fan, so I’m going to try and make this response as clear and informative as I can. But,

  • She was underage for most part of the show. He being 7 years older than her would had been a little bit crazy and honest to god disgusting if they were a thing. Which I don’t believe they were because
  • Both were on relationships by the time the rumor of them being a thing was spread. He has always present as a very monogamous man, liking and having serious and long-term relationships, which he had during the show and after, before marrying Bijou Philips. While Mila was also in a long-term serious relationship with actor Macaulay Culkin.
  • Another thing to add is the fact that both had refer to the other as their brother/sister, which makes sense since he seemed to have bonded with her pretty early during filming.
  • After the show ended, and their relationships too, they didn’t had a reason to hide if they had been together, but to this day they keep saying the same: they never dated, they see each other as brother/sister, it was only a rumor.

Rumors started because a tabloid published they were together after Mila went with Danny to the premiere of one of Ashton’s movies, ‘Just Married’. They were holding hands on some of the press pictures:

And while I understand some people take this as OH THEY ARE DATING, well– No. We sexualize every human touch so much we take some people holding hands as being intimate in a romantic way. But Danny was dating someone and so was she, and even with all his crap, he has always show certain respect for his couple. So I don’t believe this means anything.

I understand some people don’t hold their loved ones’ hands if they aren’t sexually together, but not everyone is like that. I do hold hands with my friends, male and female, and my brother, and my mom, and my nices and nephews. So honestly? Some respect to the actors that gave us such an amazing fictional couple to care about, would be great

Not just that, but Danny Masterson is a very touchy and handsy man. So really, don’t take it so serious.

Now, another thing I understand is that people may think something happened. But as long as they say no, I believe them and I respect them enough to not gossip about it, especially so many years after these things happened and she’s married to one of Danny’s best friends if not his best friend.

To finish, some cute facts about their friendship because they are adorable:

  • It is said he took her to her prom, (EDIT 11/03/2017: IT’S REAL! Mila said it herself: “He was my prom date too.”, source)
  • But other people say this information its flase, that in fact because of filming, she couldn’t make it to her prom, so the cast took her to a club instead and he was her ‘date’.
  • EDIT 11/03/2017: on Mila Kunis’ words, about going to clubs with Dan as her date:  “[…] And Danny [Masterson] took me to my first club and bought me my first drink,” Kunis recalls. “He was my prom date too.” (source).
  • He was the one who told Ashton to kiss Mila, who had never kissed anyone at that point. Danny told him he would pay him 20 bucks if he did it. He did. EDIT: I’ve been told Danny told him to give her tongue in one of their early kisses in the show, and he would pay him. But Ashton didn’t do it.
  • That one time they appeared in MadTV in the CHiPS sketch with Wilmer Valderrama. His character spends half the episode flirting and touching Mila’s character. He grabs her boobs and her ass, and they just kind of roll with that (and she laughs about it, so). (source)
  • She participated in plenty of his Scientology acting events, there’s plenty of pictures of that, that are honest to god kind of cute.
  • During season 8 filming, she would still sit on his lap between takes and be with him most times. This was informed by peopel who went to the tapping of the episodes and suffered the season in live and direct.
  • They were very comfortable around the other, which make their on-screen relationship incredible. Their chemistry is something I feel added a lot to Jackie and Hyde’s relationship.
  • She said she felt Jackie became less shallow because of Steven.
  • He called her a ‘small russian fairy’ because she pretty as hell and well, she’s ukranian. The quote: “Mila is this awesome, really smart little Russian fairy.” (I haven’t found a source for it).
  • There’s lots of interviews with Danny happily saying Hyde became better around Jackie, because he is like the captain of the ship.
  • Added on 11/04/2017: I found that, while filming season 7, there was a special for the show that aired only in Canada. In it, Mila and Danny give their interviews together and spend most their time joking between them and saying things like, “I was like, look at all these cute guys!” “Me being the cutest” “Of course, Danny”. (source)
  • Added on 11/04/2017: From this same special, fans say Danny and Mila were smiling and talking to the other while in the background of a scene, and even after the director called ‘cut’, they kept like flirting between them and kissed a few times. This I don’t know how to take it, but… yeah. (source)
  • Danny answers lots of stuff on twitter. When asked how it was to kiss Mila he answered, “my work doesn’t suck” (source). He also bashes both, Kelso/Jackie and Fez/Jackie, and hate son season 8 every chance he gets because he bitter af like all of us. (source).
  • Added on 11/04/2017: He said Mila would totally guest star in The Ranch if he asked her nicely. (source). Which means they are still good friends. Makes sense since, like I said, Ashton is one of Danny’s best friend, if not his best friend.
  • This picture:

If there was ever something more than friendship between them, which I don’t believe, they have decided to mantain it with themselves and we, as fans, must respect that and their personal lives. So, better not gossip about it.

Thank you for your question! :)

Six of Crows 1920s AU
  • Kaz Brekker, the owner of one of the most popular speakeasies in New York, the Slat
  • Inej Ghafa, his right-hand gal and spy who is rumored to be in relations with him but no one really knows
  • Nina Zenik, the stunning singer who graces the makeshift stage every night twirling pearls around her finger
  • Matthias Helvar, the Commissioner of the New York Police Department, who’s been trying to track down Brekker for years
  • Jesper Fahey, the flirtatious bouncer who knows every single hiding spot for a crate of booze in the entire city
  • Wylan Van Eck, the misfit son of the most powerful politician in New York who runs away in the middle of the night and causes quite the scandal
  • They all cross paths one catastrophic day when Matthias, who has finally gotten a reliable source, crashes the Slat
  • Wylan, anxious about being recognized and being on his own, has stumbled in by chance and is immediately acquainted with Jesper
  • The two are sitting beside each other on crates holding valuable moonshine, talking through all the dancing and music
  • Kaz and Inej are discussing how they’re going to stake out the next location in his private office when they hear the screams and crashes
  • Nina stops mid-song, throws a testy look at the officer nearest to her, then tosses her microphone stand down among all the men in blue
  • She’s just taking off her heels and getting ready to make a run for it when she meets Matthias’ bewildered eyes, winks, and then promptly takes off into the night
  • Jesper tugs the terrified Wylan behind him as they escape through a secret door and into an alleyway, where they run and run until they collapse by the harbor laughing hysterically
  • Kaz greets the policemen calmly, just as Inej shuts off the lights and the pair manage to stumble through to the door, blending into the panicked crowd
  • The next morning Kaz, Inej, Nina, Jesper, and Wylan all meet up at a designated tenement to discuss where to go from there
  • Matthias is sitting in his office, nursing a black eye, and scowling down at the reports he’s just received, wondering why he can’t get a certain curvy figure out of his mind
  • Barely 72 hours after the bust, the Slat springs back up again in a different spot, lively and crowded as always
  • A determined Matthias sneaks in undercover, prepared to take notes and bring them back to his force tomorrow, but instead he’s tugged backstage by the too-familiar singer
  • Nina threatens to kill him right there and then and dispose of him out in the alleyway, and they get into a little bit of a physical wrestle where Nina ends up kissing him just for the sake of surprise and then knocks him out
  • Wylan, who is quite traumatized and thinking he should return to his father, is being looked after by gentle Jesper, who assures him he’s safe
  • Kaz is still absolutely livid and pacing around angrily, Inej rolling her eyes at his dramatic ranting when Nina walks in
  • “YOU’VE GOT COMMISSIONER HELVAR BACKSTAGE?” “Sure I do” “HOW?” “I dunno Kaz, go deal with him, I’ve got a song coming up”
  • Poor Matthias wakes up bound to a chair in a dimly lit room, sharp-faced Kaz Brekker leaning over him with his shirtsleeves rolled up and a cigarette dangling from his mouth
  • “How’d you find us, mister?” “You’re arrested” “You’re tied up” “I have sources” “I have a pretty little dame behind you with enough knives on her to scare you outta your wits, talk”
  • Eventually they bring Nina in and somehow she gets him to spill everything (no one asks any questions afterwards)
  • Ten minutes later there’s a second police raid, because Matthias’s men were convinced he needed saving and in the scuffle Inej gets shot
  • That is when all suspicions over whether or not she and Kaz are a thing disappear because the RAGE he goes into is enough proof
  • There is quite a lot of yelling at each other and poor Wylan cowering and Jesper holding Kaz back and Matthias apologizing over and over
  • At the end of the whole mess Matthias literally resigns in front of everyone because he’s done and he needs some alcohol because he is tired of life
  • Nina is very willing to give him said alcohol and keep him company
  • Inej’s wound is just fine, and she insists Kaz is the biggest worrywart in all of New York, but it escapes no one that he picks her hand up and presses a firm kiss to her knuckles

Lol fandom is trash and y'all can miss me with these “ship and let ship” “let ppl have their kinks” bullshit. You can always tell when a post is made by a white person cuz they do shit like this. Because they see any criticism, even VALID ones as fandom wank (e.g., calling out fandom racism especially when it comes to ships that involves black people, incest ships, pedophilia being labeled as a “kink”, whitewashing characters of color, mistreating characters of color in a myriad of ways, etc.). So, no, BeckySueLynn, I will not just “fan and let fan” because fandom is not just your safe space. I should not have to swallow the mistreatment I receive in any fandom just so you can remain comfortable and awful.

Have you ever watched the person you love slowly lose interest in you? It starts off little, you can’t quite put your finger on it, but something is different, something has changed. Everything feels slightly off, off like a monday. You can almost hear it in their voice, you can see it in their eyes. You think it’s you, you start over thinking every single little thing, wondering what you did, where it all went wrong, how you can fix it. It starts off with little things like waking up to no text, calls become fewer and farther between, the lack of effort, emotion and the excuses begin to pile up. Soon it starts tearing you apart, the feeling of not being good enough begins to make you feel physically sick. Soon you find yourself hysterically crying in your car at three in the morning because you can’t hold yourself together anymore. You know it’s coming, you know you can’t do anything to stop it. The aching doesn’t stop.

One more person tries to tell me the reason Hoseok got ZERO lines in Spring day is because he had a the intro and the most lines in BST and imma pop off. 

First of all, BTS always rotates which member gets to do the intro. This is not Hoseok sweeping forward and idk, stealing the intro as a second song, this is his RIGHT, FINALLY, to do the intro. It’s not his fault they also chose the album he FINALLY got to do the intro on as the album where the entire group also gets a solo song. The fact that he has 2 songs is literally irrelevant in this case, at least, it should be, because those solos shouldn’t conflict with the fact that it’s his turn for the intro.

 True, this does equal a fact that he got 2 solo songs on the solo album, but it’s not really the same? I think it’s kind of like saying that Namjoon or Yoongi’s intro counted as a 2nd song when the other albums had the cypher series? Idk, it just? it’s not really even a factor. Besides, Hoseok earned that intro spot. Namjoon has his side projects and his mixtape, Yoongi just released his bomb ass mixtape that’s been well received, Jeongguk has MCing and he relreases solo tracks, Taehyung now has his acting and he and Jin collaborated on the OST track, Jimin has several dance features this past year. Hoseok’s intro was a ncessity at this point, no one should be counting that like it’s a negative and he shouldn’t be ‘paying’ for it by losing album time.

Second of all, saying that Hoseok is getting cut out of Spring Day because of his Blood Sweat and Tears lines is literally ludicrous? Hoseok routinely gets less time on the tracks as a rapper compared to Yoongi and Namjoon, as a Hoseok bias I have no issue with this in general because Yoongi and Namjoon are more experienced, and they mix the track based on a lot of things, from flow to style to how many lines they were able to write, and even all the way down to balancing the entire album. So don’t yell at me about being a Hoseok bias who’s clearing just talking shit. It’s not about that. But Hoseok generally has less time on tracks, so the fact that he had a lot of lines on Blood Sweat and Tears isn’t really a big deal in terms of him getting too much. That’s like saying; oh, Jeongguk had a lot of lines in every single song that’s why we literally excluded him from this song? The fact that he has a lot of lines should be irrelevant. Besides, even the lines he did have in Blood Sweat and Tears were shared with Jeongguk during live stages, and let’s not even TOUCH on what they did to Jin then, and now, in Spring Day, because Jin deserves his own 109 page rant.

This is about Hoseok for now. I’ll do a Jin related rant probably.

ANYWAYS, I think my biggest problem is that there isn’t even 1 line? It makes the balance of the song feel off, wrong even. Even in Fire, Hoseok showed up for around 5 lines total, that was a very short verse but it felt balanced, and the fact that he had a shared verse with Namjoon helped too. Even Jin had lines in Fire. Fire may not be my favorite BTS song but at least the balance didn’t feel as off as if has in the past. 

I think I wish they could have pulled a fire, and at least let Hoseok have at least one line. I’m assuming that it’ll be handled like they did with Jin in BST, where the live stages might have at least 1 line or so for Hoseok just so that he’s not standing around doing nothing. Or maybe the dance will be Hoseok centric (which, i lowkey doubt it because they love to play 2seok but whatever now i’m getting salty).

In short, people like to try to justify the reasons for 2 members in particular always getting shafted like there’s a reason. I’m sure there is a reason. Balance of the entire album is one, maybe Jin’s filming got in the way, idk what got in the way of Hoseok having a single line, maybe he got lost in the bathroom idk, but, I’m AWARE that there are reasons okay. And I’m not blaming the Boys, and I don’t even blame the production staff, I understand balancing reasons, I understand lots of things, I even know for 100% fact that BTS tries realy hard to be accepting of each other, not to get jealous or mad about line distribution, and is one of the most solid groups under the ‘teamwork makes the dream work’ philosophy. 

Still doesn’t make me, a Hoseok bias, feel any better about my man not having any lines okay. So Please let me cry without telling me that I’m being stupid or that he DID have lines, remember he had lines for BST and he had an intro. TT. 

TLDR: please let hyung line biased fans, partially Hoseok (and Jin) biased fans, mourn in peace without telling them that you’re tired or that they’re unjustified ! ! ! As long as they’re not complaining directly to the boys, or about another boy getting too much, etc, then it’s not problematic it’s called venting. Venting is fine. The real issue is when people start blaming other members for their own fav members not getting enough time. But yeh, anyways, this was long. RIP.

  • Me: *scrolling mindlessly thru twitter, when I abruptly and violently remember something I meant to check out last night*
  • Me, typing into google with more fervor than necessary: "Phil...Vischer... patreon...."

anonymous asked:

I'm a bad queer, i don't listen Halsey much, still trying to find that song that'll made me listen to her. What song were you listen to today?

Lol, not a bad queer for that. I’m hesitant to post songs from Badlands and Room 93 because as concept albums you really have to listen to them entirely and in order BUT these are my favorite song from each album:

“Is There Somewhere” - Room 93 (2014) [This is one of my favorite songs. Ever. Of all time. It’s the #2 most played song on my iTunes out of 18,096 songs I have on there.]

“Roman Holiday” - Badlands (2015)

“Now Or Never” - hopeless fountain kingdom (2017) [First single from the new album]

“Eyes Closed” - hopeless fountain kingdom (2017) [New song that was released today.]

Velvet Box (Mafia AU)

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Summary: Hoseok is kind, charming and friendly, but there are some lies behind the blinding smile of this strip club owner. Jungkook is a mysterious, passionate musician- and don’t you know that you need to sacrifice in order to achieve your dreams… sometimes even your morals?

Genre: Ansgt, Smut, Fluff

Pairings: Reader x Jungkook, Reader x Hoseok

Word count: 5k

Trigger Warnings: Smut, swearing, strippers, criminal activity, thigh riding, oral

“You suspect that whenever he thinks like this, it means your question might have an answer he doesn’t think you’ll like.”

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Ok who wants to hear about my life? Nobody? Okay.

Seriously though I have this friend, and people have shipped the two of us together since October. There’s even a ship name: Bane.

And we’re so much like Dan and Phil it’s scary.

It’s all like poking and hitting each other and laughing at dumb things we do or say, and today we even started a mOTHERFUCKING CREEPSHOT WAR TODAY. And that got me thinking.

The only difference is that we’re actually not dating. Totally platonic friends. This is the one reason I’ve ever doubted phan. I ship it and believe it’s real. Don’t get me wrong. But i’m just saying. There’s totally a chance that they could be the anomaly of behavior that my friend and I are. They’re probably together, but the “Heart Eyes Howell”, however cute it is, means nothing.