eye ammo

catgrantknows  asked:

okay but the boss with the febreeze? was Cat Grant

i see ur cat grant i raise u vasquez. pls consider two facts: fact 1: cat doesn’t do anything herself unless it’s super important she loves other ppl doing things for her case in point (a) Kara her assistant & (b) the look on her face when she got james to answer the phone for her even tho she was right there. fact 2: vasquez could be all over making everything more efficient like keep an eye on how much ammo u use agent danvers im looking at u. we are a SECRET organisation ppl & our budgeting is intense

ooc:: when you’re pretty sure someone ripped off your AU idea and gave 0 credit and you’re too tired and jaded to actually go ‘ oi what the fuck ‘ so instead you just … sigh and vague about it. also no this is actually nothing to do with RP community ( you all are peaches ). 

  • John: *walks into the lab* Here's your damned coffee...you owe me two quid, by the way *slams the coffee down*
  • Sherlock: *looking through the microscope* Careful!
  • John: *rolls his eyes; goes to sit on the stool next to Sherlock*
  • Sherlock: *urgently* And don't sit there.
  • John: *confused* Why not?
  • Sherlock: *casually* My flour is sitting there.
  • John: ...
  • John: *turns to Molly*
  • Molly: *smiles* Our obstetrician suggested we practice on a bag of flour. But someone's taking it a bit too seriously.
  • John: *glances at the 'flour baby' and sees a smiley face drawn on*
  • Sherlock: *turning the dials* It is something that should be taken seriously.
  • Molly: (to John) He's named it.
  • John: *raises an eyebrow*
  • Sherlock: *stands up; loudly* Right, it's about time I was at the crime scene, wife *kisses her* Be safe. Take it easy. Don't strain yourself.
  • Molly: *smiles* You, too.
  • Sherlock: *turns to leave*
  • Molly: *clears her throat* Um, babe? Don't forget Janet.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *quickly takes the flour baby and leaves*
  • John: *grins*