Loki x Criminal!reader - Unbelievable
A/N - I like this idea a lot, hope you enjoy.
Warnings: maybe some bad language?
Plot: Loki is content alone in his cell, but will he be content with some company? Slight guardians of the galaxy references?
I throw my head back, my neck cracking almost immediately. I’ve been in need of that in months, having no proper bed to sleep on really takes its toll. Six months I’ve been in this cell, with only the company of the other prisoners and my mother occasionally. My brother has not once visited me, understandable as the last time we met we were trying to kill each other.
I try to do what’s best for midguard. I try to give those humans the freedom they want and desire. I try to rule them, to make it a better place. And this is the thanks I get.
I sigh and stand up, leaving the book I’ve already read five times on the floor. Making my way to the front of the cell, I stand with my hands behind my back, looking left and right, for anything new. But nothing new ever happens down here. No break outs, no new company. Nothing.
I run my hands along the barrier. The barrier that separates me from my freedom and will do for a very long time.
A voice in the distance breaks me from my thoughts, perking my head up I furrow my brows in confusion. The shouts of ‘let me go’ and 'get off me’ could be heard, with grunts of what I presume are the guards. The voice is female, definitely.
No use struggling sweetheart.
The guards bring her into the jail, stopping in front of my cell. I step back and look at her. H/C hair covering her face and a F/C leather jacket with black pants.
The guards look at each other in doubt, as if deciding whether it’s a good idea to put her in with me.
They soon let out a sigh and shove her through the barrier. She stumbles in but doesn’t fall. I watch her walk to the barrier, shouting at the guards that brought her here.
“Hey assholes! Give it back! It’s mine now! I got someone willing to buy from me for 10,000 units!” She shouts, her jaw set.
She shakes her head and steps away from the barrier, her black boots echoing in the cell. I let out a chuckle and she looks over at me, groaning in frustration.
“Out of all the people, I’m stuck in space jail with YOU. A bat shit crazy God. How delightful. Do they have no consideration for my well-being?”
“Who are you?”
She rolls her eyes, “Y/N.”
I nod slowly, repeating her name over and over in my head. Y/N, such a pretty name to match such a pretty girl. “Well, Y/N, I’m afraid not. You’ll most likely be in here for a while. Unless you find a way to escape.”
She looks up at me, “Should be easy. I’ve escaped every prison I’ve been in, that’s around 14 so far. I don’t see this one as any different.”
My smirk turns into a smile, “14 prisons? That’s quite impressive. But what would a lady like you be doing in prisons?”
She looks at me warily, “Why do you wanna know?”
I raise my eyebrows, “If we’re to be cell mates, the least we can do is get to know each other. We are going to be in here for a considerable amount of time, unless you find a way to escape of course.”
She shrugs, as if taking my words into consideration before answering me, “I’m a thief. I steal things, usually valuable things. Things that make a lot of money. I take them and sell them for the highest offer. I’ve been doing it since I was young, since I got picked up from earth.”
I nod, processing everything she says carefully, “So, why are you here? On Asguard, in jail.”
She bites her lip and let’s out a breathy laugh, “I…I got caught stealing weapons…and the crown.”
My eyes widen, oh I like her already.
I smike at her, “Daring, my love, even if I do say so myself. You have guts, coming here to steal the crown. I like that in a woman.”
Her eyes widen, “No, no, no. I am not here to stay. I plan on escaping in the next couple of days. So don’t even think of trying anything with me.”
I smile, “I kid. But how do you plan to escape?”
She shrugs, looking over at me, “I’m not sure, but I will find a way. Even if I die trying. And….maybe if you’re good I’ll take you with me.”
I smirk, I can behave myself for a while…I think.