ey you get the point

Punishment No-No’s 🚫
  1. Taking away comfort items (pacis, stuffies, blankies, etc) You can take away something they enjoy (a game or toy) but never take away anything that keeps your little feeling safe and comfortable!
  2. Yelling! It scares littles and they probably won’t actually hear what you say! (Firm eye contact and whispering usually gets the point across better anyhow!)
  3. Excessive physical punishment! Anything past spankings or smacks on the wrists is a no no! Unless given permission, this crosses the line into abuse!
*edit* lots of people have mentioned IGNORING or being passive aggressive towards your little so I want to also mention that this isn’t okay either!!
Undercover 5: Five Times Mulder Openly Admired Scully’s Breasts

First

He wakes you once, in another cookie-cutter room, in another cookie-cutter town, in the middle of another cookie-cutter case.  You’d think for all of this, you’d at least have some snickerdoodles to show for it.  At twenty-five, you’d never have predicted the things that would pass for mundane ten years in your future.

What happens next, though, is as far from cookie-cutter as it gets for the two of you.

You answer his urgent knock at the connecting door half-asleep, murmuring his name in the whiniest voice you can manage at 3 AM—it lacks the Mulder-this-damn-better-be-good bite that you’d like, but his eyes tell you he still gets the point.

“You’re okay then?” his voice is an apology already, and you regret your behavior immediately.  “I just…I had a dream…I’m sorry…go back to sleep…”  He wears nothing but boxer shorts, and you stop your eyes mid-abdomen from dropping and determining their color (black would be nice, the naughty side of your brain supplies).

He turns away, but you reach for him, catching him by the warm, smooth curve of his shoulder (have you touched his bare skin at 3 in the morning before tonight?)  “S’okay…,” you say gently, “Do you need to talk?”  Your brain’s still sluggish—it doesn’t catch up with your body until you’ve trailed a dreamy path down his arm with your fingertips.

“Ummm,” he fumbles, and you snatch it away, but already the air is charged and buzzing.  You feel a flush as it spreads across your chest and travels to land at your cheeks.  “Umm, no, it’s okay…It was just the same….ah…the same…”

He pauses, and you fight back a shudder as his tongue slides slowly across his lip.  (You certainly wouldn’t have predicted waking tothis ten years ago.)  And then you see his eyes, and they—they’re not cookie-cutter eyes at all.  They’re dark and sultry and settled right at the level of your breasts, precisely in the spot that flush blossomed just seconds ago.

Looking down, you realize the top button of your pajamas has come undone, revealing a deep swell of cleavage and pale, pink skin.  You gasp quietly, but do nothing (you’re not cookie-cutter Dana Scully tonight either).  Maybe your brain’s still sluggish.  Maybe you’re transfixed by the way his jaw muscles twitch beneath his skin.  Or maybe you’re finally hungry for a snickerdoodle.

Five seconds pass.  Ten.  Both of your breaths become ragged.  It’s almost torturous to feel his eyes upon your flesh, when his body is only inches away.  Your nipples harden against the satin awaiting his touch.  Your eyes wander past mid-abdomen this time, and verify that yes, you were right—the answer was black.

He’s the one who finally breaks the spell.  Reaching down, he slips your button back through the hole, while you bite your lip and try not to tremble.

“Your button came undone,” he whispers, then turns and closes the door.

(To be continued, obviously…we’ve still got second, third, fourth, and fifth to come!)

anonymous asked:

Finally ask box is open again!! ^^ Can I request Hanamiya, Imayoshi, Takao, & Kagami first kiss with their shy s/o? Bonus if they start making out :P Thanks! Your blog is amazing btw ;))

Hanamiya: “Hey! Stop running for fuck’s sake! ___!” he yells after you as you continue trying to put some distance between the two of you. He knows it looked bad, but it isn’t his fault that girl had straddled him! And you just had to walk in in that moment and you just had to not see him push her off. Fucking typical. Now he’s running after you, trying to clear thing up. He picks up his speed, catching up with you and grabbing your arm. “Let go!” you yelp at him, trying to break free and hoping he won’t see the tears in your eyes. And then it happened. He kisses you, hard, trying to get his point across in time. Somehow you understand, but the frustration doesn’t cease. So you kiss him even harder.

Imayoshi: These last couple of weeks you have been spending your lunch break with Imayoshi in the classroom. As today was no exception, there you were, sitting and joking around. He really likes this side of you because he knows he was one of the rare people who got to see it. As he thinks about topics he wants to mention to you next, he scribbles a small drawing that, even though it was small in proportion, perfectly displayed his artistic skills. Or more like the lack of thereof. When you see his drawing, you begin to laugh uncontrollably. “…..Hey.” he says in mock anger, grabbing your chin and kissing you. Now you were the one shocked and he just sits there with his usual smirk. After all, he always has to have the last laugh.

Takao: “…..” Takao peers at you from the other side of the room, hoping his stare would make you notice him. “…..hhnnggh…..” he makes a little noise in the back of his throat, staring even more intently. You still don’t notice him! How tragic! You type away on your laptop, not batting an eyelash at his childish behaviour. “Nee, ___-chan? When are you going to be done?” now he’s sitting next to you, having given up on catching your attention with noises alone. “Soon” you say in a distant tone, trying to focus. He looks at your face for a moment, mulling over an idea. He goes for it. Now he’s smiling like an idiot, looking at your shocked face. “There we go! Now you’re paying attention!” 

Kagami: Having trouble with English?…well so is he, sorry. He tries, but his accent just makes it hard for you to understand what he’s teaching you. As you giggle for the umpteenth time that evening, Kagami blushes the same way he did the first time. “ T-take this seriously…” he stammers, regaining his composure. As you fail to do the same, he does something neither of you expect: he kisses you. As he pulls back, face as red as his hair, he says “…at least you stopped laughing”. You had to admit it though, instinctual or not, that boy’s got game.

dating Logan includes:

-being woken up in the middle of the night by his snoring

-trying not to gag at his smell

-always feeling the phantom itch of his body hair

-cold feet touching your knees when you cuddle

-weird licking

-getting stabbed in the eye by his hair points

-children sitting on his shoulder during dates

Mistletoe (Thomas Jefferson)

Word Count: 461

AU: Meh. Probs modern? (Again, I hope I’m the only author you know that literally just lets you choose which AU you think fits best)

Warnings: cussing, minimal drinking, some tipsy Peggy that should be it

A/N- Mistletoe Series (King George’s has the explanation)

Historical Jefferson was an evil dick, yada yada yada Jefferson from Hamilton. We good? We good.

The glasses… and the bow tie… I can’t…

Originally posted by wegotitmadeintheshade

Someone yanked on your wrist and you were forced to spin haphazardly into his chest. Recognizing the sickening magenta coat you had fallen into, you promptly shoved him away.

“What do you want.” You snarled.

“Oh, aggressive.” He commented.

“Get to the point, Jefferson.” You rolled your eyes.

“Look.” He pointed upward, you sighed and tipped your head back to look at the ceiling. “Mistletoe.” You could almost hear the smirk that you knew was plastered on his face. You were about to roll your eyes again and leave him behind, but instead you walked to him, pushing your body against his. You slowly drew your hands up his arms, letting your leg twist around his. Your hands finally anchored in his dark curls, pulling his face closer to yours. You could tell you had him wrapped around your little finger, the expression of a content puppy melting onto his face.

“I’m an atheist.” You whispered, your lips barely touching his with your words. The events had left a tingling sensation on his mouth, his heart begging for more. You stepped back quickly and turned on your heel, leaving him confused and… well… extremely frustrated.

You couldn’t wipe the grin off of your face after leaving him speechless.

“What’s got you so happy?” Peggy asked, taking your arm.

“Go look at Jefferson.” You responded, nodding toward him.

“Shit. He looks…” She said.

“I know.” You grinned.

“Jesus (Y/N), what’d you do?” She asked, throwing her head back to take another gulp of whatever she was drinking out of the plastic cup in her hands. You shrugged.

“I guess I just have that effect on him.” You smirked.

“Walk with me. I’m getting drunk.” She stated abruptly. You giggled and followed her, your gaze lingering on Jefferson for just a half second longer.


A hand fell on your shoulder and turned you around. Before you knew what was going on Jefferson’s lips were pressed to yours as he pulled you against himself. He backed away abruptly, leaving you almost dizzy.

“I-I’m s-sorry.” He stammered, flustered for the first time since you’d met him. Obviously you’d noticed that he was attractive when you first saw him, but right then, right there, you actually saw for the first time. You reached up and brought your hand to his neck. And you kissed him. You kissed Thomas Jefferson. Your life-long archenemy. You kissed him and it felt like the essence of the sun was trapped in that kiss, begging to be released, filling you up with a burning desire. You snapped out of it. What? You were kissing fucking Thomas Jefferson. You stepped back and your jaw dropped at what you’d just done.

“(Y/N)?” Thomas asked nervously. “Can we… Can we give ‘us’ a shot?”

Massacring a whole planet in Mass Effect :

  • + 0.1 renegade point
  • maybe someone’s upset ??

Helping an old lady across the street in Mass Effect :

  • + 30000226496155662 paragon points
  • your hard-earned renegade scars heal forever
  • you have a halo over your head 
  • the gods ascend to pat you on the back
  • reapers get blinded by your holy light thus not destroying the galaxy
  • world peace
  • everyone wants to bang you
You've heard of Eunwoo's abs, now get ready for:

• how fluffy his hair is
• that he has world’s best smile
• he is 100% the greatest mom
• he’s learning English and Chinese
• he’s always updating Arohas
• (that he’s a lame memey minionfucker)
• how sweet he is with Moonbin???
• he lets all the members sit on his lap
• he’s so sweet and not awk w/ fanboys
• he has a really soft amazing voice
• he’s works so hard to improve his dancing for us and for Astro
• he’s a really great actor
• he looks really good without makeup
• he can play piano
• he has beautiful brown eyes!!!

Honestly the list goes on but you get the point!!! Love our string bean because he’s a lame dork cutie pie!!!

self care tip: sing love songs to urself in the mirror. put on big headphones and dance and lipsync at urself like u just caught ur own eye across the club and wanna get to know you better. wink and point at urself. serenade ur own ass. stand outside ur own house with a boombox and belt out some eighties hits. be the romance u deserve

  • *in their hotel room*
  • Molly: *giggling* I had a lovely day. They really thought we were married.
  • Sherlock: *pouring drinks; smiles* We didn't give them any reason to doubt us.
  • Molly: *giggling* When they asked how long we'd been married and we both said nine years. How did you think of that?
  • Sherlock: *offering her drink; shrugs* First number that came to me.
  • Molly: *takes the drink* Haven't we known each other for nine years? *sips her drink*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes; scoffs* Now, Molly, that would be quite sentimental of me *downs his drink*
  • Molly: *shaking her head* I suppose so *pauses* So what's the plan for tomorrow?
  • Sherlock: *replaces his glass; steps closer* A breakfast meeting with the suspect, a stroll on the beach, shopping - I told him you needed new jewellery - then, a meal followed by dancing in the evening *smirks* Sound good?
  • Molly: *smiles* Lovely.
  • Sherlock: *gently brushes her hair out of the way* There is something else that just cannot wait until tomorrow *kisses her* Thank you for agreeing to be my wife, Molly.
  • Molly: *biting back her smile* Now, Sherlock, that's quite sentimental of you.
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Yes. The thing is, I don't care *kisses her again*

I’m single and I feel like I’m missing out. What should I do?

Day 7/31

…We know and rely on the love God has for us… -1 Jn 4:16

As a single woman, you have the opportunity to:

1. Dig deep and fully rely on the love that comes from God
There is nothing wrong with desiring love. Don’t let people make you feel ashamed of desiring to be in love, or to be a wife, or to marry a godly man. These are all beautiful things that God honors and we see this in the Old and New testament (some examples: Song of Solomon, Heb. 13:4), but understand this: BEFORE you get there, before you get to the point where you’re standing eye to eye with the man you’ve fallen in love with, know that you are not deprived because you haven’t experienced that kind of love yet. You are not “missing out.” Yes, you might be single, but never forget that in this season, you have this wonderful opportunity to fully rely on God’s love. It’s not going to fail you. It’s no going to leave you hanging. His love is real and it is inviting you in. Whether you’re 17 and you just went through a break up or you’re 29 and have never been on a date, look to the love that comes from God before you look anywhere else!

2. Learn what you’re truly worth
The more you spend time talking to God, reading His word, and living a life that is focused on pleasing Him, the more you will begin to feel His love abiding in you (1 John 4:12). You will begin to truly see and feel: “wow, I really AM loved.” His love will be so strong that you realize you’re not going to settle for a relationship with anyone that doesn’t know about that kind of love. You’ll be EXCITED to wait on the Lord for the kind of relationship that exemplifies that!

3. Act upon His love
Don’t just sit around and wait for opportunities to present themselves to you. Volunteer at your church. Start a small group with your work friends. Use your vacation time to go on a mission trip. There is so much you can do at this time in your life to bring glory to God. Don’t let your relationship status, your financial status, or any other kind of status keep you from giving your all and relying completely on His love!

Biblical context + further reading: 1 Jn 4

2

“You’re not half bad.” Eric said as he handed you a towel, you’d just finished combat training and you were exhausted and drenched in sweat. “I’ll take that as a compliment.” You said sarcastically as you took the towel from him, you were currently top of your year, and you didn’t understand why he was acting like such a stiff, he was only one year above you, but apparently being a young dauntless leader made him cocky.

“I meant it as one.” He said sitting across from you, you wanted to roll your eyes but you knew that would mean getting points deducted, and you wanted to stay top of your class. “I’ve been watching you,”

“You know, that’s real creepy.”  You said looking at him. “Well, if you’d let me finish you’d actually get to hear the whole sentence.” He shot back, you stayed silent and motioned for him to continue. “You’re impressive, you’ve beaten every single person you’ve fought and taken minimal damage.”

“You call a dislocated shoulder and a fractured rib minimal?” You questioned. “When you sent the rest away with a broken jaw and a ruptured appendix, yes I’d call that minimal.” You nodded, the boy had a point. “So, you think you can take me?” You teased.

“I’m a year older than you and I’m your leader-”

“It’s fine if you’re scared, use whatever excuse you need.” You said smirking at him. “Alright initiate, just know what you’re getting yourself into.” He said as he led the way to the mats, this was going to be fun–painful, but fun. 

“Why don’t we up the stakes a little bit? If I win, admit, that I’m the best in my class, not half bad, not impressive, the best-”

“And if I win?” He questioned. “Well that’s up to you, what do you want?” You asked hoping he’d say what you wanted him to say. “You.” He said with a wink you smirked. “Alright, you’re on.”

Requested by Anon

B.A.P’s reaction to you asking, “Babe, wanna watch netflix and chill?”

Yongguk:

Originally posted by b-y0ngguk

“*Gets embarrassed and laughs* S-sure babe.”

Himchan:

Originally posted by himchan-900419

“Sure babe, but I think it will be..a hot night. *grins*”

Daehyun:

Originally posted by chaenun

(This gif is killing me)

“Yeah…I’m hungry as well too babe. *eyes you up and down*”

Youngjae:

Originally posted by vanillatokki

“Babe, just get to the point. How many condom’s do we need tonight?”

Jongup:

Originally posted by pupsbitch

“You just want a reason to touch my body *chuckles*”

Zelo:

Originally posted by meldnql

“I’m ready babe, let’s watch netflix and chill babe.


(A little note! Please do remember that I take requests, so don’t be shy. You can send in anonymously if you like. I also take requests for imagines, so send a prompt~ Have a good day/night/evening and I love you all ^_^)