extremely good looking

Tears fill my eyes as I read the words on my screen. The world seems to stop spinning for the slightest second as I re-read the anonymous message over and over again, gripping on to the hope that the words will magically disappear. But they didn’t. Anon had done it; they’d figured out that the only way to make me take off my hijab was to call my hair ugly. My one weakness.

A tear streams down my left cheek.

Eight years of academy hijab training…wasted. I had to prove this extremely relevant and good-looking anonymous person wrong, I cared too much about what they thought. How could I live my life knowing that there is one person out there who thinks probably my hair is ugly maybe? How could I look myself in the mirror? How could I face my family? My shoulders shook as I cried silently, and my chair squeaked ever so slightly at the vibrations; as if it, too, was crying in sorrow.

It wasn’t until that moment that the second part of the message dawned on me… how would I prove them wrong without breaking the rules? Was it really against the rules? I reach into my hijab and pull out a scroll. At the very top, in cursive jet-black inked letters, the word ‘Rules’ stares back at me. My heart is racing as my eyes frantically read the scroll.

‘Rule #1: no killing people,’ it reads. I let out a whimper. There go my evening plans. 

Suddenly, my eye catches the next words. The scroll is rustling in my trembling hands as I turn my face away, tears spraying out of my eyes like the spit of a white person as they try to justify racism. The cursive words felt more like a curse of words, vivid and refusing to disappear as if I were still staring at them even through my closed eyes.

Rule #2: don’t show ur hair girl it’s ugly lmaooooo

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local floating head wants to suffer in bed all day without disruption

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#married

Sooooooooooooooooooooo….… .…   .     . 

If you guys had the chance to buy an Undertale (completely brand new design) or Underswap Sans head prop from me(us), would you be interested?

An extremely well made, looks good at all angles, lightweight, durable, easy-to-breathe-in head?

Like my current one… 

but even better than the original?

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[Kagerou Daze -in a day’s-] BEFORE and AFTER

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I started out as an actor, and I also paint, draw, make photographs, invent stuff, sculpt air, fight evil, and generally break all the rules because I’m such a renegade. I used to perform stand-up comedy but then I realised comics are not fun to hang out with. I did two short films, one got nominated for an Oscar—I got in trouble for pretending to sleep through the announcement and therefore lost. Next came Eagle Vs. Shark, and a TV show called Flight of the Conchords that I wrote and directed on. I also got to act in Green Lantern which amazes me because I usually hate acting because I’m too good at it and it bores me. I recently directed a US remake of my mate’s UK show called The InBetweeners which everyone will love except the British. Also, I am extremely good-looking which is actually more of a burden than a blessing. It means I don’t get any of the interesting roles that people like Brad Pitt get.

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celebrity crushes [4/?]: Taika Waititi

I started out as an actor, and I also paint, draw, make photographs, invent stuff, sculpt air, fight evil, and generally break all the rules because I’m such a renegade. […] Also, I am extremely good-looking, which is actually more of a burden than a blessing. It means I don’t get any of the interesting roles that people like Brad Pitt get.

Prompt: “I have stabbed people with these heels before and I’m not afraid to do it again, so I would suggest not pissing me off.” (X)
Fandom: Shadowhunters
Pairing: Reader x Raphael Santiago
Word Count: 624


“Why the hell did you drag me along? I told you before Clary, I hate vampires. Especially the ones that are named Raphael Santiago.” You mumbled as you walked behind her and Simon, annoyed because you had to go to the vampires lair with her and her vampire best friend. Out of all the things you had encountered, vampires were the ones you hated the most. Their fast speed made them unpredictable, even for a skilled Shadowhunter like yourself. But besides that, vampires were always snarky and annoying, something you hated about them the most.

Out of the vampires you had encountered, Raphael Santiago was the worst. Sure, for a dead guy he was extremely good-looking. Unfortunately, his attitude wasn’t. He was always dripping with sarcasm which annoyed you the most, especially since you lived with a bunch of Shadowhunters who were sarcastic as hell.

“He isn’t that bad.” Simon answered as you rolled your eyes. Of course Simon would protect him. The two vampires had a sibling bond which you found quite odd. How could someone have that kind of a bond with Raphael Santiago out of all people? Or in this case, out of all vampires.

“Have you met this guy?” You asked as the three of you walked over to the front door of the hotel they were residing in. Clary and Simon stopped, debating over whether they should knock or just walk in. Rolling your eyes you began to kick down the door when it flew open, making you almost fall into the arms of the one vampire you hated: Raphael Santiago. Luckily, you managed to gain your balance as you stood extremely close to him before clearing your throat and taking a step back.

“Were you just planning on kicking down my front door?”


“Why exactly would I want to work together with a bunch of werewolves and Shadowhunters? Especially with the ones who wanted to kick down my front door.” He said, looking straight at you with a smirk on his face. You rolled your eyes as you turned to him, crossing your arms.

“Are we still talking about this? We said we’re sorry.” You mumbled before Simon raised his finger, pointing at himself.

“Actually, I said it. You just nodded.” He added as you let out a sigh.

“Which means that I agreed. Can we move past this now, please?” You remarked as you glanced at Clary who was beginning to grow impatient.

“Look, we’re here for the same reason: we all want the cup. I mean, we are all pretty screwed if Valentine finds it first.” She said as you nodded, looking over to Raphael as you waited for his answer.

“No.” He stated confidently. You raised your eyebrow as you glanced at Clary and Simon, seeing them just as confused as you were.

“What do you mean ‘no’?” You asked. He simply sighed as he stood up from the couch he was sitting on.

“I mean no. If you want someone to help you, ask the dogs or the fairies.” He simply said as he passed the three of you, wanting to leave the room.

You moved in front of him, blocking his way out of the room. He stopped, looking at you with an annoyed expression.

“Move.” Raphael simply said as you let out of a chuckle, taking a step closer to him as you stared deeply into his eyes.

“Listen closely, bloodsucker. I have stabbed people with these heels before and I’m not afraid to do it again, so I would suggest not pissing me off.” For a moment Raphael seemed stunned before letting out a chuckle and turning himself towards Clary and Simon.

“Did she just really threaten me with her heels?”

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I can’t get over how

Jaehyun pretty much said “Hi, I’m Jeffrey” more than like 4 times every time Johnny was talkin I’ve come to the realization that although Jaehyun is exTREMeLy good-looking he’s like the biggest loser in the world like come on man, “I’m Jeffrey. Hi I’m Jeffrey” lIKE WE GET IT UR SUCH A CUTE DORK 

anonymous asked:

The fact that haters attack Chris' looks just proves their immaturity. First of they don't have eyes because Chris is clearly the child of Aphrodite and second of all even if he was conventionally unattractive you don't insult someone's look. That is just fucking rude! And it happens with EVERY guy they hate on SG if they deem him a threat to their ships. But all I've seen is extremely good looking men trying to do their jobs. Oh well some still seem to be stuck in kindergarten.

“Chris is clearly the child of Aphrodite“ hahaha where is the lie?? But wait I didn’t know they were criticizing his looks. I never know anything, I swear to God. That’s how deep I am in my Karamel happy bubble haha Chris is literally one of the finest specimens in humanity I’ve ever laid my eyes on and even if he wasn’t, he has so much more to offer other than his look: he’s well spoken, socially conscious, kind, funny, very talented… And yes, mostly everyone on Supergirl is so beautiful. There haven’t been many occasions during which there wasn’t a beautiful human being on screen during a Supergirl episode. 

Y’all know how when someone is extremely good looking they say “Oh they’re a 10″? My dad & I were having a lil disagreement. I was saying Jensen was an 11 & he kept insisting no bc ya can’t go over 10. My rebuttal: but Jensen is better looking than other 10s so he needs his own number. My dad shot back with; there is no higher. Jensen is a 10. I said ok but Jensen is more aesthetically pleasing than anyone I’ve seen so I still think he rates his own number & my dad says; he did get his own number, he’s the only 10. Nobody else can be a 10 bc they fall short of Jensen so anyone else can only be a 9 now. I accepted these terms lol.