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Check your CHINESE ZODIAC SIGN!

RAT:  

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rat are quick-witted, clever, charming, sharp and funny. They have excellent taste, are a good friend and are generous and loyal to others considered part of its pack. Motivated by money, can be greedy, is ever curious, seeks knowledge and welcomes challenges. Compatible with Dragon or Monkey.

1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008


OX:

Another of the powerful Chinese Zodiac signs, the Ox is steadfast, solid, a goal-oriented leader, detail-oriented, hard-working, stubborn, serious and introverted but can feel lonely and insecure. Takes comfort in friends and family and is a reliable, protective and strong companion. Compatible with Snake or Rooster.

1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009


TIGER:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Tiger are authoritative, self-possessed, have strong leadership qualities, are charming, ambitious, courageous, warm-hearted, highly seductive, moody, intense, and they’re ready to pounce at any time. Compatible with Horse or Dog.

1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010


HARE/RABBIT/CAT:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rabbit enjoy being surrounded by family and friends. They’re popular, compassionate, sincere, and they like to avoid conflict and are sometimes seen as pushovers. Rabbits enjoy home and entertaining at home. Compatible with Goat or Pig.

1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011


DRAGON:

A powerful sign, those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Dragon are energetic and warm-hearted, charismatic, lucky at love and egotistic. They’re natural born leaders, good at giving orders and doing what’s necessary to remain on top. Compatible with Monkey and Rat.

1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012


 SNAKE:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Snake are seductive, gregarious, introverted, generous, charming, good with money, analytical, insecure, jealous, slightly dangerous, smart, they rely on gut feelings, are hard-working and intelligent. Compatible with Rooster or Ox.

1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013


HORSE:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Horse love to roam free. They’re energetic, self-reliant, money-wise, and they enjoy traveling, love and intimacy. They’re great at seducing, sharp-witted, impatient and sometimes seen as a drifter. Compatible with Dog or Tiger.

1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014


SHEEP/GOAT: 

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Goat enjoy being alone in their thoughts. They’re creative, thinkers, wanderers, unorganized, high-strung and insecure, and can be anxiety-ridden. They need lots of love, support and reassurance. Appearance is important too. Compatible with Pig or Rabbit.

1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015


MONKEY:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Monkey thrive on having fun. They’re energetic, upbeat, and good at listening but lack self-control. They like being active and stimulated and enjoy pleasing self before pleasing others. They’re heart-breakers, not good at long-term relationships, morals are weak. Compatible with Rat or Dragon.

1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016


 ROOSTER: 

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Rooster are practical, resourceful, observant, analytical, straightforward, trusting, honest, perfectionists, neat and conservative. Compatible with Ox or Snake.

1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017


DOG:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Dog are loyal, faithful, honest, distrustful, often guilty of telling white lies, temperamental, prone to mood swings, dogmatic, and sensitive. Dogs excel in business but have trouble finding mates. Compatible with Tiger or Horse.

1946,1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006


PIG:

Those born under the Chinese Zodiac sign of the Pig are extremely nice, good-mannered and tasteful. They’re perfectionists who enjoy finer things but are not perceived as snobs. They enjoy helping others and are good companions until someone close crosses them, then look out! They’re intelligent, always seeking more knowledge, and exclusive. Compatible with Rabbit or Goat.

1947,1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007


WARNING! If your birthday is before MARCH(so January or Febraury), you should check the previous year, Chinese New Year takes place a little later than ours(mostly February). It changes from year to year too, so you better google your birth year. I was born in 1996, but it still makes me a PIG, since my birthday is in January. CHECK YOURS!  

Pig was extremely horny and needy. It hadnt been touched and hadnt cum in weeks.
It got to Sir’s, attached the clamps on its tits, crawled to the toilet, covered its face with a bag and waited for Sir’s next instructions.
Piss yourself!
And when that was done, it felt a warm stream flowing down its body as Sir pissed on it.
And then there was silence as Sir left the toilet. His snigger amd comment “what a pathetic loser pig” ringing in its head, its damp pants mixed withpiss smell accompanying the worthless pig.

Mr. Walking-I.E.D

Summary: Liam has a crush on Scott’s step-sister

Note: Not really sure how I feel about this but oh well. I figured I’d post it anyways.


“Okay, let me get this straight.” Stiles poised his hand in the air, ready to tick off the things he was going to list on his fingers. “You’re telling me that you’re in love with Scott’s half-sister that he found out he had four months ago which led to him shifting in front of her which led to her knowing everything?”

           “Yep.” Liam nodded, feeling rather glum. The two boys were seated on the sidelines, completely ignoring the lacrosse game going on feet away from them. They had bigger problems at the moment.

           “Y/N? Scott’s step-sister? That Y/N? Are you serious?”

           Liam groaned. He was starting to become frustrated with Stiles. “Yes! Y/N! That Y/N! Why don’t you say it a little louder; maybe Scott will be able to hear you over the crowd- hell, maybe Y/N would be able to hear you, too.”

           Stiles rolled his eyes. “Okay, calm down, Mr. Walking-I.E.D.. I really do not want you to shift and accidentally rip my face off. I’m kind of fond of it.”

           “I’m fine.” Liam grumbled. “I just don’t know what to do. All I can think about every moment of every day is her. It’s driving me crazy.”

           “Hmm.” Stiles mulled over the new information.

           “Is that bad?”

           “I’m mildly concerned. Mildly. It’s a little creepy, dude. Then again, I’m not really one to talk, but I’ll admit that I’m a hypocrite, so-” Liam sent him a look that had Stiles backpedalling. “Okay, okay, I think in this situation, at this stage, you’re supposed to ask her out. If she likes you, that is. If. Does she like you?”

           Liam bit down on his lower lip, glaring down at his muddy cleats. “I don’t know.”

           Stiles snorted. “You don’t know? Great.

           “Alright, sarcasm really isn’t helping right now.” Liam growled. “You know what? Forget it. I don’t even know why I asked you anyway.”

           “I can’t just forget it, Liam. I’m incapable of forgetting this. It’s a juicy tid bit of information. People’s brains are practically hard-wired to remember this kind of stuff.” Stiles examined the field briefly, as if an answer would appear among the players. Liam had started some kind of retort, but Stiles cut him off. “Why don’t you just tell Scott? That way he can see if she likes you.”

           Liam shot to his feet. “Are you crazy?” He hissed. “Tell Scott, who happens to be Y/N’s brother, and also my Alpha? Are you out of your mind?”

           Stiles’s eyes tightened. “No.” He said evenly. “Why does everyone always ask me that?”

           “Because your ‘game plans’ and ‘grand ideas’ freaking suck.”

           “Do you want to chill, maybe? Your eyes are becoming the glow stars on my ceiling.” Liam raised his eyebrows at that, inquiring, “You have glow stars on your ceiling? How old are you?” Stiles just rolled his eyes for what felt like the millionth time that night.

           “Okay, ha ha, that’s very cute and original. Now, are you going to tell Scott, or am I going to have to?” The second the words had left his lips, Stiles was being grabbed by the collar of his shirt and slammed back against the bench.

           “Don’t you even think about it!” Liam hissed. He could feel his claws pushing through his skin. Gasping, he squeezed his eyes shut, trying to reverse the shift- but it was no use. His teeth dug into his lips; his ears bent at awkward angles inside the restricting helmet.

           “Oh… oh God…” Stiles quickly stood, grabbed Liam by the shoulders, and practically dragged him to the locker rooms.

           ___

           Liam snarled when Stiles finally yanked off the last of his padding and shoved him under the showerhead. Cold water rained down all around him, making him shiver and growl. He fought against the hold Stiles had on him, snapping his teeth and digging his nails into Stiles’s shoulder pads. Eventually, his struggling came to a stop as the cool water snapped him out of it. Taking a deep breath, Liam clapped Stiles on the arm before sliding to the floor.

           “Thanks.” He wheezed over the pounding of water.

           Stiles snorted. Sometimes he reminded Liam of an extremely skinny pig. “Yeah, sure. Thanks for not killing me.”

           Liam just nodded, closing his eyes and resting his head against the stolid tile wall. He felt tired. He wanted to go home and slip underneath his blue comforter. He knew that he’d dream about Y/N, and that he’d wake up with a pounding heart and shaking hands, but that didn’t matter. Now that someone knew, at least- even if that someone was Stiles, of all people- the whole situation seemed less stressful. Maybe that was because it was one less secret he had to keep.

           “What happened?” Liam jumped at the sound of his Alpha’s voice. His eyes flew open to take in Scott standing beside Stiles, decked out in his lacrosse gear.

           Luckily, Stiles was quick to explain. For once Liam was glad that Stiles was such a talkative person. “Nothing serious. We were talking, I pissed him off, he started to shift, I brought him here to cool him down, and the rest is history. Same old, same old. What are you doing here? Is the game over?”

           Scott dropped his mask on the floor, along with his stick. “No, I just noticed you two were gone so I figured out a way to get benched.”

           Stiles smiled. “Wow, that’s nice. Such a nice thought… well, I’m going to get back to the game and, uh, Liam here has something he wants to ask you about.” Stiles winked before breaking into a half-run, half-walk out of the room when Liam jumped up. Adrenaline and anger electrified his bones, making his eyes lighten once again.

           “No, Liam, calm down.” Scott hurried over to make sure Liam stayed under the water. “Don’t listen to Stiles. Breathe. Change back. You can do this.”

           Slowly, Liam felt his heart beat even out. He squenched his eyes shut. When he opened them again, they were his signature baby blue. He sat down again, and Scott shut off the water before crouching in front of him.

           “Liam,” Scott started. “Tell me what’s going on.” His persuasive tone had Liam’s resolve crumbling.

           “I don’t think you’re going to want to hear it.” Liam’s eyes danced around the room before hesitantly returning to Scott.

           Scott shook his head. “I want to hear it. Tell me. No  matter what it is. You’re my Beta, remember? We’re brothers.” He offered Liam a small smile, but was shocked when Liam’s features twisted into a grossed-out expression.

           “That makes it even worse.” He said.

           “Tell me right now.” Scott demanded. “Please.”

           Liam crossed his arms over his strong chest, suddenly feeling self-conscious. A droplet of water trickled from his hair to skid down his nose. “You know Y/N, right?” Scott raised an eyebrow. “Dumb question, sorry. Well, the thing is… I might actually be kind of in love with her.”

           Scott’s cheeks puffed and then he blew out all the air as his eyes averted Liam’s to favor the wall. He rocked back on his heels before plopping on his butt. “That’s… um, that’s… not really what I was expecting…”

           Liam’s heart dropped into his stomach. He knew it. There was no way that a girl that incredible, that amazing, just… too beautiful for words… could ever like him. He hated himself for even imagining that he had the smallest chance. He focused on the grooves in the tile, trying to keep himself in-check.

           “I mean, I had this same conversation with her right before the game. It’s just a little weird.” Liam slowly raised his head to look at Scott. He wasn’t sure he was hearing his Alpha right. “But she was, um… gosh, she’s going to kill me for this… she was going to ask you out after the game.” Liam’s brow furrowed. Scott smiled, “She’s um, she’s crazy about you.”

           Liam started at this. “Really?” He asked. “You’re not just saying that, are you?”

           Scott laughed. “No, I’m serious! Y/N really likes you, man.”

           A gasp caused both the wolves to jump to their feet. “Scott McCall, you did not just tell him that! That was supposed to be a secret! I told you that I liked him in confidence! Oh my God, this is so embarrassing! I’m going to kill you!”

Cast On

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For The Power Of Mabel Week, day 3: The Future!

In high school, Mabel works in a yarn shop. One of her coworkers needs advice about unicorns and choices and growing up. Fortunately, Mabel has tea and a huge stockpile of knitting metaphors.

(They’re like 16; the owner of the Yarn Bomb is probably a witch; and Mabel’s yarn stash is infinite because Fidds and the Grunks give her money for it: Fidds so she can knit things for the poor and needy, the Grunks so she can knit things for their monster friends.)


The Yarn Bomb wasn’t usually busy on Tuesday evenings. All the kids had homework, or if they were avoiding homework could find something more interesting to do than hang out in a fiber arts store. The Old Biddies Knitting Group only met on Wednesdays and Saturdays, and Mrs. Drummond and Mrs. Igorashi were working on large-form sculptures these days so they weren’t in every night like they used to be. They’d just published the workshop schedule for the next month, so there weren’t any classes.

It would be fine, Molly told herself. It would be fine and empty and she wouldn’t have to spend the whole time with her Chipper Sales Girl Face on and maybe she could read or do homework or … wallow in existential misery …

Yeah. Probably that last one.

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I’ve been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Sunshine Islands these days. So I figured I’d make a fanart. It’s a lot of fun and it has improved mechanics from it’s precursor, Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness. I like all the new additions, though I’m a little upset that they don’t have other pet markers to show you where the little buggers are on the map. They only have one for the dog. I swear I spend most of my time hunting down where ever the heck my horse disappears to.

Love the new animal additions. Though I haven’t unlocked the fancy farm animals. I have unlocked Animal Island which has a bunch of neat critters that help you if you befriend them. Pig is fun, just extremely quick. My pig is named Wilbur!

Hello! My name is Lucy, and I’m a book lover from the UK. I’ve been running my blog, queenofcontemporary.com, for close to 3 years and I also have a YouTube channel at youtube.com/bumblingbibliophile.

I’ve had pet guinea pigs all of my life, and also breed them. I currently own over 40 of them! Each week on this blog I’ll be talking about the books I love (and occasionally some I didn’t love) as well as showing you pictures of extremely cute guinea pigs!

I don’t know anyone at the moment, so I’d love to say hi to lots of you! 

anonymous asked:

If I asked you 'what are your thoughts on Pig Goat Banana Cricket' I would assume you would throw a tantrum on how contorted and inhumane the series is. Aren't you?

Hell no. I love the style. There’s too many Future Concerned Parents who are so turned off by the unique style. It reminds me of a very extreme Gary Baseman.