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We’ve talked about aliens being weirded out by humans, but what about humans being weirded out by aliens? 

aliens who are completely naked. Like, they’re obviously not biologically built like humans but seriously no fur or hair or skin layers that even remotely resembles any sort of covering. Think about how uncomfortable it would make humans feel. It’s like a rat without fur, a bug without armor, or crabs without shells. 

or even aliens with no sense of smell. Humans are designed to taste through both taste and scent, so not being able to smell is like only getting the lesser half of the experience. The texture is the only thing that comes through the alien food and the humans are freaked out by it

forget tentacles and extra limbs, what if aliens were biologically like tree trunks? They can do a ton of stuff but there’s no distinction between each individual - the entire species is literally the same log-like figure and the only way to tell which is which is if you slap a post-it note to the back of their head (if that’s even a head, we still don’t know if they’re walking upside down). The aliens would literally be a three dimensional shape.

what about aliens who don’t speak? Humans are meant to communicate with each other verbally, this is why we get freaked out with mind readers and psychics (the aliens make fun of us for those people). We don’t exactly reach into each other’s minds without permission so aliens who are purely telepathic are terrifying

The possibilities are endless 

anonymous asked:

MORE SEXUAL HEADCANONS PLS?!

1. Pennywise loves teasing. He’ll lap his to tongue, rub you, suck, but he won’t let you get release until he can hardly stand it and he’s at HIS edge

2. He’ll sometimes kiss and lick everything other than your clit, so your just buzzing and moaning, swollen with the thought

3. He constantly rips off your clothes, relentless to how many times you tell him to be more careful

4. Will fuck you against the wall

5. Loves bruising your skin

6. Will shape shift and manipulate his body in order to, well, he’ll make himself have tentacles, extra parts n such just to stretch you to the breaking point

7. You screaming. Oh boy

8. Use of his drool as lubricant

9. You’re not done until he is

10. He’ll fuck you so hard you’re bleeding

11. Lot’s of giggling

12. Lots of shaking, wiggles

13. “Be a good girl. Give Pennywise what he needs.”

14. Pulling of hair, scratching

15. He has to bite or scratch/tear into the sheets or pillows underneath you or else he’ll just go ballistic and kill you

16. He isn’t used to orgasming, it’s rare for him

17. Teaching him how to masturbate

18. Him changing his parts just to test the different feelings

19. Can’t stop himself from shapeshifting into
creatures/other people when he has the b e s t orgasms

20. Growls all the time

21. Whines and heavy breathing, bites his lip and sobs when he’s close

22. He’s so impatient with you. Will interrupt everything you’re doing

23. Giggles and dirty talk in your ear

24. So much foreplay holy shit

25. Afterwards he kisses all your wounds and drools even more, sometimes leaving you naked and broken for a while till he comes back–or he immediately cuddles up like a cat

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Monster Lovers Question:

Would you be interested in large-scale monster plushies?

I ask because I’ve made them in the past, and a thought crossed my mind that this is something that my fellow monster lovers might like. I mean, you get to cuddle that monster you’ve always wanted to, albeit in soft, snuggly plush form.

Each one would be custom made to order, which would mean each one is customizable. I’m currently thinking a 6-7 foot tall “shadow being” base with parts added to them depending on what you’d want in order to make them less expensive overall. (the cost of a single, solid color fabric over multiple kinds/colors). The additional parts would include, but not be limited to: extra arms/legs/heads, tentacles, and naga lower body.

I made myself a 6-ft Minotaur plush a few years back, which I’ll be posting some pictures of in the next few days (he’s currently residing at a friend’s house due to housing space constraints and they’ll be sending me a few pics). My sewing skills have improved a lot since I made him, and now I want to branch out and offer my skills to you!

If you have ANY interest or questions at all, please let me know! An ask, a DM, anything you like! I won’t bite!

If enough of you are interested, it’ll give me a green light to start working out costs and such so I can make a commission page!

Voltron Theory

So I was thinking about the paladins suits. Do you remember back in the pilot episode where they first go to gear up? Hunk is very concerned about the suit fitting him. Seeing them displayed in their cases I realized that they are all exactly the same size and length. Aside from the main color, every single one of the paladins armor is the exact same.

Do you know what this means? It is more than likely that the suits morph to whoever wears them. Obviously all of the paladins have different body shapes and sizes, not to mention different heights. Therefore their respective suits have to be different sizes and lengths. Just imagine them slipping into these standard sized body suits. Pidge’s would be so big and so long, that as soon as she stepped into it her body suit would shrink itself to fit her perfectly. Likewise Hunk’s suit could expand as soon as he touches it. Seeing as he might not even be able to get into it at its current size. And since the paladins armor consist of two separate pieces (the body suit underneath and all the armor that goes on top) then they have to be connected in some way.

This is alien technology we’re talking about. So just think of the body suits being connected to the outer armor pieces. As soon as the paladins don their body suits, the armor will automatically shrink or expand to fit the measurements of the body suit. Seeing as our current paladins are all humans (aside from Keith being half Galra) we have to remember that it’s more than likely all of the previous paladins were alien. So that means very different body types with the possibilities of extra appendages, horns and tentacles. It’s completely endless how many different types of aliens there are.

So my point here is, that the paladins suits are one major badass piece of alien technology. Altean and Galra technology if you really think about it. Seeing as Alfor and Zarkon founded team Voltron together, and the suits are kept in the castle of lions.

It’s even possible that the suits are made of some kind of organic material. Similar to the mech hybrid Pidge creates in Season 2 Episode 4.

Maybe I’m reading too much into suits that are simply meant to be badass and functional. But I’d like to think my theory is at least close to the mystery that is the paladins armor.

Sidestory: Episode Squishy!

Bonus Incubus fic!! 

Since we didn’t post anything yesterday!! Have a double post today!

I hadn’t forgotten that people wanted a Squishy POV fic!! It was a silly idea I couldn’t quite get over, and the idea… formed. It was a good idea. Squish is a good boy, and I had a lot of fun with this one. 8) 

It’s a side story, but… maybe an important one? The tiniest voices sometimes make the biggest impact, buahaha. 

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Squishy is a good boy.

He gets told that every day, so it must be true, right? He has a nice, warm bed to sleep in, and a person who loves him very much. Well, technically, he has two people, but he has a bit of a playful love-hate relationship with Noctis. Prompto is absolutely Squishy’s person though. There is no doubt of that.

Squishy, after all, has been searching for his person for a long time.

Right now, Squishy is curled up against Noct’s chest, but that’s just because he’s warmer than Prompto is. Squish likes heat. It makes him feel warm and happy inside, and he needs to conserve his energy, because his person has been having a hard time. It seems like the hard times are getting a little easier, but Squishy knows better. He knows that it isn’t that simple.

He might be a malboro, but Squishy’s been around for a while. His favourite things to do are to curl up against a warm body and nap, or to steal little shiny treasures and sneak them back to his nest. He appreciates harassing Noctis, and comforting Prompto, and going for walks. He especially likes food. It’s a simple life.

It wasn’t always so simple. Squish knows some things. Squish has seen some things, too, and he has no way of saying it, but it’s better that way. All he can do is offer up extra bits of love, tentacles curling around Prompto’s wrist and his multi-eyed gaze reassuring.

Squish is here for his person. He has to be.

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Holy crap I was not expecting that, especially so soon! :0 You all have terrible taste in blogs lol

SO ANYWAYS! Some of you have brought of the “what ifs” of BH and Flug having a kid, one anon saying that Flug could probably even science one up with both their genetics, and DANGIT NOW THAT YOU’VE PUT THE IDEA INTO MY HEAD….. I’ve done some thinking. :P Yes, that is a paper hat he’s wearing because screw you i saw the opportunity and went for it

So this is Origami, half-eldritch whatever-the-fuck BH is, quarter souleater, quarter human. AKA, shitty OC Frisk-looking motherfucker, but I don’t care, I like this shirt style and I like shorts and messy hair, so fuck it. d(=^・ω・^=)b

  • Capable of basic shapeshifting. Nothing too complex, like holding completely different forms like BH can, but can grow tentacles, extra body parts, simple shit like that
  • Does have heat vision, but it hurts to use because of the eyes
  • Either has 100% chill or no chill, no in between
  • Takes a lot to rile ‘im up though
  • I mean, you’d have to have a lot of chill with these nutjob dads
  • Calls Flug “Papi” and BH “Father”, because why not

OKAY BUT LIKE IMAGINE FOR A SECOND SOME THINGS

Black Hat having to watch the baby, and he tries to scare him with his horror show face but just ends up making him laugh and BH gets really confused

BUT THEN HE KEEPS DOING THE FACE AND FLUG EVENTUALLY SEES HIM AND IS LIKE “OH MY GOD BLACKHAT DON’T BE SO MEAN TO OUR CHILD” AND BH IS LIKE “BUT HE LIKES IT THOUGH” 

Flug helping Ori with his homework because he’s a fucking genius

DEALING WITH BULLY PROBLEMS OMG I HAVE A COMIC ALREADY IN MIND

Basically I’ve just put way too much thought into this aaa

Probably not going to write any stories with this but I do wanna draw stuff

Speaking of writing fics, I should get back to that. Should be done with Hired in the next few days. :P

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INTRODUCING THE SQUITTEN!

The Squitten, a squid kitten, will be in the Deep Sea Purrmaids Kickstarter debuting around Monday of next week!

Squitten has eight tentacles with 12 embroidered suction cups per tentacle! And their two extra long tentacle arms have magnetic paw pads capable of holding up Squitten’s weight, so you can have all kinds of fun posing them!

Squitten has an actual bell, so you can jingle them, and all of the fabric is soft minky so extra cuddly!  Squitten is a little more rambunctious than the rest of the Purrmaids and often gets in trouble because of it!  Anything magnetic they WILL get into!  Beware walking past the refrigerator!

Squitten will be available from the beginning of the Kickstarter! Hooray!

Stay tuned for daily Purrmaids news leading up to the launch of the Kickstarter!

The Storm Plains

Setting

Mordeadus - homebrew

Country

There are no countries in this region

Race

Human, dwarves, undead

Terrain

This region is vast with the countries of Mordak, Ravien, Darjrick, Moors, Vertilli, Glongia, Kalithan, Rallvien and Kris surrounding the area like the letter C.
The region is larger than all those countries combined; it is made up of black rocky hills and old pine forests.

Settlements

There are no settlements in the region other than the a few dwarven fortresses. The dwarves were once part of a larger kingdom but have since fallen into a few small strongholds knit together by trade and alliances. Each stronghold will appear to be a series of short towers built on top of tall hills but thez are connected underneath by a series of polished stone tunnels.

Entrance into the strongholds will require going into one of the tower, each of which is garrisoned at all times by at least a squad of dwarven warriors.

Architecture Style

The dwarves build with black rock and highlight their structures with bronze.

Through every wall and building, there is a network of bronze tubes with currents of lightning run through them at all times. These are not for the reasons most assume. Due to the highly electrical nature of the Storm Plains, the dwarves use the bronze tubing as a grounding device to absorb the constant lightning strikes, preventing themselves or their structures from being hit.

Clothing Style

The dwarves wear mostly black furs with bronze armor and jewelry. Each will carry a grounding rod that is either attached to a harness on their built or stays in a holster to be used when traveling. The rod is not used to attract lightning as the dwarves know it is lethal at that range to be struck, but instead de-energize the air around them. The rod, when used will spark and zap at the top and to the drwaves this means at the least the area around them is being drained of static electricity.

Religion

The dwarves worship Mother Earth and Sister Bronze.

Mother Earth is represented as a pregnant woman carved from stone carrying the entire dwarven race. She is about birth life and stone.

Sister Bronze is an angular featured dwarf with a hammer and shield. She is about battle strength and protection, which the dwarves usually pray to for protection from the lightning.

There are other religions spread out among the Storm Plains known as the voices, worshiped by crazy cults and madmen. These cults usually require sacrifices and blood to appease their deity, and the followers are on the lookout for travelers or even sneak into dwarven fortresses to prey with their knives.

Below are some examples of the Gods. they are usually strange beings covered in claws tentacles and teeth without humanoid form - one can think of a Cthulhu monster in some cases.

Xixxilth: The God of blood and madness, appears as a pool of blood and eyes with dozens of fangs and maws.

Tallillxx: The God of blindness and hallucinations, appears as a dozen limbs and torsos of sticky flesh with an oozing open chest cavity and a dozen tentacles.

Xillxoluth: The God of decay and self mutilation, appears as a fleshy orb of claws.
Note: There can be many more, they could be independent demons trying to gain power or one demon with many forms. You could even have these be beings of the far realm.

Government

The dwarves rule by houses, each house is made up of guild, each guild made up of unions.

Every crafts person in the drwaven strongholds forms a union with their family.
Example: A baker will have a shop and forms a union with its employees and family.

Every crafts person of the same craft throughout all the strongholds forms a guild. Each guild pledges themselves to a house which is usually a rich merchant or noble. The houses will gather every few years and vote for lords of a stronghold and a king of the strongholds.

If a leader is not serving the will of the houses, then the houses will gather and have them replaced.

The dwarven leadership will tend to gain the support of the house nobles more so than the people as it is the houses that decide who is in power. It is not uncommon for a corrupt lord  or king to stay in power for decades or even a lifetime if the majority of house nobles can benefit from their leadership.
Note: The miners guild is the most prominent and sought after guild for a house noble as it usually ensures that house has the most power.

Economy

The dwarves are mostly miners and trade polished stone, gems and ore for food and supplies.

Issues

The storms

Throughout the vast region of the Storm Plains, there is a constantly swirling lightning storm. The storm never stops and hasn’t stopped for 100s of years. No one knows the cause, but some believe it might have something to do with old dwarven technology long since forgotten.

The sky is dark and the sun never shines in the region. The region is constantly buffeted with howling winds and lightning strikes, making any travel difficult. There is little rain but it has been known to hail or even snow with blizzard like conditions for periods of times, lasting a few minutes to months, often trapping travelers or making travel almost impossible.

A lesser effect of the region is the highly charged electrical energy often causing armor and weapons to spark, hair to stand on end and persons receiving painful, although harmless, shocks with everything they touch. It is the equivalent of someone who is always rubbing their socks over a carpet.
Note: Every 6 hours a player spends in the Storm Plains, they must roll a save or be struck by lightning.

The cult

Hiding throughout the Storm Plains are the cults mentioned in religion. They are mad possessed persons who fled to this region hiding in the rocks and ruins worshiping their corrupt deity.

The cultists will tattoo the name and likeness of their God upon their skin and draw it everywhere, giving any travelers a chance to turn back.

Almost everyone who goes crazy or whose minds breaks is pulled to this region, the Storm Plains having some draw on the mad.
Note 1: Any player who suffers insanity will have visions of the Storm Plains and call of the ancient Gods buried within. While a player is insane, they will try to make their way to the plains to join a cult or find an area with a voice and start their own.
Note 2: As mentioned in religion, the cause for this can be several: demons trapped in dungeons below the earth, portals to hellish planes or even the far plain overlapping this one.

Elementals

Due to the highly charged nature of this regions, lightning and composite elementals are often spawned from the energy here.

Not at first aggressive, the region’s voices warp the elementals into a more corrupting form. The elementals will grow claws, tentacles, extra limbs, eyes and etc. They will often join a cult or travel in lone packs hunting travelers or attacking strongholds.
Because of the storm and the voices of the region, stopping the elementals is impossible, the only thing someone can do is keep their numbers low. If left unchecked, sometimes huge swarms of corrupted elementals travel like a swarm pouring into surrounding countries or even overwhelming entire dwarven strongholds, making an already small nation even smaller.

The abandoned strongholds

The region is dotted with dozens if not 100s of old dwarven strongholds long since abandoned. Elementals, cultists and undead now fill their halls with many of the riches since plucked by past adventures. The reason for the strongholds being abandoned is uncertain. With legends and stories and myths coming in the 100s.

Some have died due to powerful electric storms, others starvation from being buried under a 100 feet of snow, others overrun by elementals while still more lost entire populations due to madness and the voices.

Some would say it a series of bad luck or the signs of a changing time, the dwarves are no longer masters of the Storm Plains, but in the old stories there were no Storm Plains, only the vast dwarven empire known as Ulenguard.

The ones who know about Ulenguard believe the dwarves are cursed or did something to create the storms and voices, bringing about their own destruction.
Note: There is a legend players can uncover in old ruins or through old text. It is known as the Voice of Ulenguard. 

A 1000 years ago the dwarves were the largest nation of Mordeadus and well on their way to becoming an empire. Powerful and proud, their bronze and black stone strongholds glimmered in the sun and their numbers were counted in the millions.
It was said the dwarves dug into the earth seeking riches and the earth was ripe with gems and gold ore.

As the treasure of the dwarven halls filled to overflowing, one should have been satisfied with the wealth, but the dwarves were not and continued to dig. Some say a voice called to them of even greater wealth. The mine masters ordered their workers to dig night and day, promising the nobles, lords and king a wealth beyond all imagining.

The earth groaned and cracked with each hit of the pick and the deep mines began to collapse. Entire mining parties went missing and still more went mad.

This should have been a warming to stop, but the mining masters continued their efforts sending 10s of 1000s to their death as more and more went mad. It was said eventually the masters hit a strange black stone that hummed and spoke the most beautiful words and gave the most amazing visions that the masters of the mine had found the ore of God.

After that, much of the information is lost but it is those who know the tale that believe the storms took hold and most the dwarves went mad killing each other and in day, half the kingdom fell as dwarves cannibalized each other in the streets.

The God ore, the ancient voice as only a few know it as, believed somewhere in one of the abandoned dwarven mines is still active and exposed the reason for everything. “Find it and cover it back up, hide what was supposed to be hidden and the curse is over”, some say but then again those are only tales.

anonymous asked:

Wow Iwa-chan really is a straight up plant in that AU. I didn't quite believe it until I read the snippet from the fic, but now I know. He really is a full on plant

I mean…I did say >__> But come on, guys. When have I EVER led you wrong when it comes to iwaoi? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

Okay so, for those who are freaking out a little bit, Iwa starts off very much as a plant. But you’re forgetting the key word here, and that is that this is a magical plant AU. Without giving too much away, little plant Iwa starts looking more like a person very quickly, so don’t worry :D Sure it gets a bit weird all up in here, but fundamentally this is gonna be a super cute iwaoi romance.

Actually it’s also going to be a really interesting character study for Iwa, tbh. I mean…how does one get from a little plant to the wonderful Iwa that we all know and love? I, personally, am very excited. I hope at least a few of you are as well!

(And before anyone asks, no I promise I’m not done with the Peter Pan or the 90s Diet Coke AUs <3)

timpaxew  asked:

Monsters n' shit are a ton of fun to draw, ever tried to draw like Eldrich horrors and crap? So much fun to design

tentacles and extra eyes and eldritch stuff arenf rly my style im usually just full on beast