one of my favorite simon headcanons is his lil pudgy belly, like we know that at the beginning of the school year he’s all skinny and drawn out but a year or two after watford, baz has been taking damn good care of his boy, and you can’t eat all those scones without a price. and maybe he’s a lil self conscious bc come on, baz is built af, that’s not even a question, and baz will just poke him in his squishy tummy and kiss it and tell him how beautiful he is and how stupid it is to think that a few extra pounds could make him any less beautiful. simon will blush because yeah, maybe he’s gained a few pounds (or a lot of pounds) and maybe he’s not as fit as he could be and maybe he doesn’t look like a cover model and maybe has a muffin top when he wears skinny jeans and in tight t-shirts u can see his lil tummy pooch but baz still loves him and that’s what counts, right? jeez I just have so many feelings
Would you ever date or be in a relationship with a thick guy/guy with a few extra pounds?