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EXO STANS WHEN THEIR BIAS RELEASES A SOLO (OT12):

baekhyun stans:

  • heavy breathing
  • pre-order the moment it’s announced
  • screaming internally externally 25/7 until release date
  • when they listen to the title track they’re gonna flood your tumblr dash with high quality pics from photoshoots and not give a shit about your notifs 
  • giving him well-deserved praise on every social media account they have
  • probably still talking about it years after it’s released
  • wheeze
  • “his vocals will be the death of me”

chanyeol stans:

  • take the opportunity to make more memes out of lyrics
  • they’re probably happier than the happy virus ngl
  • spamming pcy’s instagram photos with positive comments
  • if not spamming they’re probably talking about it nonstop
  • forcing the other stans to fangirl with them even if they don’t give a shit about the album colors
  • sCREECH
  • dreaming about purchasing concert tickets
  • “i think i just wet my pants”

jongdae stans:

  • thirsty af
  • taking advantage of the attention to troll people with fake news because they just need a creative way to express their excitement
  • talking non stop about how good his vocals are gonna be
  • they’re basically their normal crazy selves but on drugs
  • so like 
  • wild af
  • they’re also really proud bc he finally got the attention he deserves
  • “jongdae’s vocals in exo are good but these aRE GONNA BE GREAT”

kyungsoo stans:

  • they’re already used to it
  • like kyungsoo is an actor this is nothing
  • but they’re still hyperventilating on the inside
  • like normally they’re really reserved but
  • when this is announced we might see the rare, hyper side of them
  • but then again there’s gonna be that minority of chill ass kyungsoo fans that are like “yeah that’s right peasants praise him”
  • supportive af
  • “see kyungsoo’s career is only gonna get better and better so appreciate him you fucking snakes”

jongin stans:

  • actually choking
  • probably more excited for the choreo than the music ngl
  • but they’re still really excited for the music because their favourite favourite dancing sex beast oppa is here to get everyone pregnant thROUGH THEIR EARS
  • they’re even thirstier than jongdae stans
  • daydreaming about jongin singing a cute song to change up the style
  • but also daydreaming about jongin singing a fucking sensual song where the choreo includes him humping the floor
  • they just want jongin to pursue what he loves
  • “jongin will finally have a prime opportunity to express his emotions through all of that dancing and singing and ability to kill a million fangirls with a hip thrust”

kris stans:

  • wondering if it will be in english
  • also wondering if its in english if they’ll be able to understand it or not
  • probably also wondering if it’s gonna include another type of drink other than juice because we all know kris loves drinking drink drinks
  • they’re gonna be real excited for it
  • but then they’re also gonna be chill about it because kris
  • but then again they’re also gonna be anticipating it
  • so basically they’re like kyungsoo stans but too lazy to update people
  • “is he gonna rap about getting an elephant pregnant”

yixing stans:

  • so firstly they’re gonna be like “he’s overworking himself again”
  • but then they’re gonna give their endless support because they know yixing loves what he does
  • they’re gonna scan all his social media accounts for clues as to what his album is gonna sound like
  • and once they find a clip they’re gonna try putting pieces together into a song
  • basically they just really love his shit
  • but then they’re also like “we don’t deserve this angel”
  • “yixing’s career is a beautiful piece of art”

luhan stans:

  • they get used to it because it happens every 3 weeks
  • and that’s hardly an exaggeration
  • they’re blessed by the consistency of luhan music
  • but they’re confused as to whether or not this new album will have more than two songs
  • and they’re also confused as to whether or not this new album is gonna have another song that literally has sex and orgasm written all over it
  • they’re gonna support him all the way 100% but
  • they secretly deep down inside just wish he could make a sequel to “blow it like a flute”
  • “the sexual deerman needs to make a return”

junmyeon stans:

  • so they’re basically gonna be like “is this happening”
  • half of them will be like “oh god”
  • and the other half of them will be like “oH GOd”
  • they’d be all happy and supportive and literal angels 
  • but then they’d also be constantly saving up their money because the mother of exo said so
  • they’d also be praying to see the sexy side of junmyeon
  • like if they went to a concert they’d be like “i’d better see some abs tonight or else i’m gonna flip”
  • “junmyeon’s talent will finally be recognized and he will finally be known as something else other than exo’s mother and sehun’s babysitter”

sehun stans:

  • so basically they’d be all like “sOMEONE PASS THE FUCKING HOLY WATER BECAUSE I’M GONNA NEED TO DROWN MYSELF”
  • and “OGM HE’S GONNA BE SINGING????>>>>/?. S-I-N-G-I-N-G”
  • and probably “i’m choking so much and it isn’t even on a dick this time”
  • and quite possibly “YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE SNAKES OUR MAKNAE IS RELEASING A SOLO HOW COULD YOU SAY I’M OVERREACTING”
  • but then they’re also like “i bet it’s gonna have a diss track about junmyeon’s motherly love”
  • but then they’re also gonna be like “dying dying dying dying can you see me can you see me i’m d y in g”
  • and when it comes out they’ll be talking about how we should all kiss his toes or something because he’s an angel sent from God
  • “he’s finally gonna be able to sing and rap for more than 7.12 seconds”

tao stans:

  • supporting tao on weibo
  • trying to send him a gucci bag as thanks for his hard work
  • also probably having dreams about his title track being called “the shower — a story about my ge ge”
  • but then also screeching to other tao stans about how he should be more popular in china
  • but then also rewatching every happy camp episode he’s ever been on and watching him star in “that one movie with jackie chan”
  • appreciating how he’s trying out “different styles” and collabing with chill artists 
  • but also just wanting him to find success
  • “just rap about showers and gucci”

minseok stans:

  • proudly announcing to the world that their xiudaddy is making them thirsty af and they can’t do anything about it because his abs are their religion
  • also proudly announcing to antis that minseok is gonna kill fangirls with his unpredictable handsomeness and creating damage to some unrepairable extent
  • making “minseok high note compilations” to hYPe everyone up for the release of the album
  • even though they’re normally chill they’re gonna be a bit extra today
  • supporting him to the ends of the earth
  • debating among themselves which minseok is coming out to play
  • like is it sexy beast “i will kill your ovaries with my eyes” minseok or is it aegyo baozi prince “just give me your ovaries because you don’t stand a chance against this flower boy” minseok
  • “give me holy water because his abs are my religion”
Loot - Part 7 - Jim Kirk

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Word count: 2,734 (GOD WHAT THE HELL)
Warnings: language 

A/N: let me start off by saying part 8 will be a lot better and will actually push the story along, i just wanted and needed some leonard mccoy in my life. i want to wrap this story up in 10-11 parts so we’ll see if i can actually do that. also the romulan in here is pulled right from memory alpha because im too lazy to look for more somewhere else. i also added uhura to this part because i would die for her. that’s all i guess. ENJOY N LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! tell me if you want to be tagged, etc.


You sat beside Lieutenant Nyota Uhura on the bridge. The officer usually in that place, Lieutenant Bashir was cooped up in the medbay with something resembling Legionnaires’ disease but of an unknown origin— McCoy assumed it came from the away mission Jim and six others carried out despite advice not to.

The doctor’s advice was sound considering the hostile natives of the planet that forced the away team into hiding. This wouldn’t have been much of a problem had there not been an ongoing storm— that interference rendered Scotty unable to beam the seven officers back on board and forced said seven to fend for themselves food-wise. Usually well-stocked with rations, Jim ensured the crew there would be absolutely no way they would miss any meals. This, of course, was wrong and poor Lieutenant Bashir, who filled the medbay with his groans and winces, likely ingested a foreign bacteria through the planet’s limited water and food supply.

While you were thankful to shadow probably the absolute best xenolinguist in Starfleet Academy history because of Jim’s decision to execute the away mission, his behavior worried you.

You’d always heard that Jim was daring, brave, and adventurous, but each decision he’d made in the last week was made without consideration for consequences. Being the last person to preach that, however, you kept quiet— and it wasn’t as if the two of you were speaking enough for you to say anything in the first place.

“Here— put this in,” Nyota told you, placing her metallic earphone in your hand. She rose from her chair next. “And sit here. I want to play you a recording from a few years ago.”

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You know what I think about this a lot, but am I the only one that’s actually made pretty uncomfortable by the idea that romantic/sexual attraction is what gender you’re attracted to?

I understand why that was changed from sex, because that was problematic in itself

But I don’t feel like gender is a better term either because that’s presuming that you can somehow see and determine gender when?? It’s one of the most volatile, indistinguishable and intangible things on the planet?? How in the hell are you attracted to gender?? What is gender?? Where is it???

idk maybe it’s just cause i’m non-binary (and quite clearly straight men and non-straight women arent attracted to me bc of my gender) so I suppose it affects me more directly, or rather I have more reason to question it…. who knows

Things I love the most about Jung Hoseok.

1. His loudness. When I stan BTS, Hoseok is one of the members that easily made an impact to me. Whenever I look at him, I just feel like everything about him isn’t just a concept. He seems to be a natural and down-to-earth human being. Just by looking at him, I just can’t help but smile. He brings joy to everyone. 

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Just bear with it, taetae. 


2. His exaggerated movements. There is never a single moment when Hoseok is just sitting still. There will always be that exaggerated dance moves, facial expressions and screaming. He’s always on hyper mode. Bighit what yo feed to this kid?

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Jungkook, he’s your hyung. Why yo push him. Lols

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Even if it’s just a gif, I can still hear his screaming. Lol. The members look so effing used to it. 


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