exposing hoes

EXO react to coming home to you asleep in lingerie

m8y if you think this is too erotic you haven’t met me

Also this is gender-neutral :3


Sehun:*he didn’t notice you were asleep at first but he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw your peaceful face. Was very conflicted after seeing you exposed like that and he couldn’t just forget so he thought of a bunch of excuses for waking you up, none of which were any good but that didn’t stop him*


Kai:*you’d think he’d be shy but not today. When he walked into the bedroom to see your body lying asleep and barely covered he couldn’t help but wander over and sit gently next to you and gaze at you he creeping, tracing every curve of your body with his eyes lustfully, unsure if he should wake you*


Tao:*already ripping his top off when he caught a glimpse of you in lingerie only to realise you were sleeping so he pouted and waited for you to wake up. When you didn’t for a long time he eventually resorted to taking his laptop into the bathroom to relieve his frustration nothing*

dana dis gif for u


D.O:*very fluffy and turned on when he walked in on you almost naked and fast asleep. He carefully climbed onto the bed beside you and cuddled up to you, admiring every inch and curve of your body as he settled a hand on your thigh, a gentle attempt to wake you because even he couldn’t resist your bod*


Chanyeol:*surprisingly he didn’t wake you up when he came stumbling into the apartment after staying late at the studio. He smirked at the sight of you sleeping on the bed wearing his favourite lingerie that you owned. Since you’d probably tried to stay up for him, he didn’t see the harm in gently shaking you awake there was a lot of harm you were not happy*


Chen:*naturally his first instinct when he walked in on you sleeping and basically naked was to wake you up and continue what you’d semi-started. In the rush to undress you further, he forgot how cranky you get when you first wake up and didn’t expect you to moan at him - in the wrong way aahha im so funny. However as you stared at his pouting smiling face you couldn’t resist jumping on him because who could let’s be honest*


Baekhyun:*when he returned home to you sleeping on the couch in lingerie, he wasn’t about to settle down. So he ran through a mental list of ways to wake you in the most ‘accidental’ way and eventually dropped a pile of books on the floor. It sure woke you up, but as it was an ‘accident’ he didn’t get the blame and instead got the pus/dic*


“Oops :3”


Lay:*the biggest struggle of his life was not waking you up and banging you right there and then. You looked so gorgeous and quiet lying there asleep in very exposing clothes and he had difficulty leaving you there in peace. Resorted to carefully covering you with a blanket so he wouldn’t be tortured by your body and left the room*


“Resist, boi”


Suho:*he crept through the apartment late at night after a long day of practise, expecting you to be asleep - which you were. But he was taken aback when he saw you asleep in lingerie, and although you looked so beautiful lying calm and sleeping, he thought you’d look even more beautiful underneath him*

sudaddy has been messing with me i needed this


Kris:*walking in on you asleep on the couch in lingerie was the perfect surprise for him that evening. You stirred as he closed the door - possibly a bit loudly on purpose - and once you sat up all you saw was Yifan across the room, beckoning you over. His eyes were lustful and you quite happily jolted the sleep from your limbs and wandered over to him, anticipating whatever he had planned*


Luhan:*quietly sneaked into the house after staying late at work and saw you fast asleep in lingerie that complimented your body perfectly. He felt the biggest urge ever to march straight over to you, pick you up and pin you against the wall, removing the few clothes you were already wearing, and sure enough that’s what he did*


Xiumin:*did a double take when he saw you half naked and spread out elegantly on the couch. However in your wait for him to get home you’d dozed off, and as adorable as that was to him he couldn’t help but wake you and have you spread out in a different way what i what nothing*

going through all my xiu gifs and narrowing it down to one real struggles


Idon’t own the gifs, credit to respective owners

Steve Rogers X Black!Reader Headcanons Part deux

This is a mish mash of many requests i got, part is about steve calling out microaggressions another is another request i just there in so yeah hope you enjoy this (also don’t be a PUSSY, REBLOG THIS…plz)

-‘why is this person always saying the n word, theyre not black’ -steve

-‘i love you baby youre so woke’ -you

-‘love you too honey’

-steve calling out the microagressions that the avengers commit towards you, sam, rhodey and/or tchalla

-natasha: “can i thouch your hair”

-Steve, in response: “You dont have eyes natasha?”

-natasha: “sorry damn it just looks…exotic”

-Tony:” you dont act like a normal black person, Y/N”

-Steve, in response “so what does a ‘normal’ black person act like then…?”

-Bucky- “i dont think you would know much about this Y/N”

-Steve, in response “She fucking majored in this James.”

-Steve honestly always calling people out and exposing them

-Steve constantly on twitter exposing these hoes

-Tony, “swing those hips for me fiery latina”

-Steve in response, “should i even have to say anything like really tony?”

-Steve loving your body so much 

-reporters making the supidest comments about you, your body, your race

-Steve and the whole team defending you all the time

-you being offered roles on shows (not as an actor but as like a guest t be interviewed or as a judge on like project runway or some shit)

( honestly its my dream to be a judge on project runway so i had to put ^ that on there)

-The public loving you (aside from the *shudder* conservatives)

-being offered like modeling jobs and all that shit

-becoming like a guest public speaker for a lot of things

-you speak about fat-shaming, bullying, racism, sexism, homophobia and a lot of other stuff

-companies and organizations ask you to be the cover firgure of their groups cuz youre so lit

-everyday we lit you cant tell me shit

-steve supporting you in everything cuz hes the littest white boyfriend ever

-yall just lovin ech other a lot and unconditionally

-”i love you pookiebear”

-”i love you more, doll” also whoever says doll is fuckin sexist i give no shits its fuckin cute and it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside

-”no i love you more captain”

-”we all know it it i that loves you more my lovemuffin”

- Sam: “Shut the fuck up we allllll know yall love each other a lot can yall get a fucking room or better yet a new house so we dont have to always hear yall fucking in the early mornin like damn can a nigga get some peace in this place”

lol i loved making this and now that its summer i have a lot of free time so get ready

"Exposeing Smuts"

so its started again… Facebook is getting a bit out of hand now..
Ever since facebook updated the layout and made it possible to see almost EVERYTHING that people were going - even people that you didn’t know - it’s becoming a bit dangerous. 
Now there’s a new page - “exposeing smuts”, & right of the bat it’s obvious how this is dangerous. “Exposeing” - no-one is educated anymore.. -__- but that’s a different story …

Basically, it’s a profile on facebook with the purpose of exposing “smuts” - hoes, slags, skets, w.e you call them. There have been some before, but they were city-based (& from what I can see, more of a UK thing) because that’s the furthest it would reach. The way they operated was that people would inbox the profile that was run by some anonymous person or group, and they would update statuses exposing the hoes and in very rare cases there would be a photo or a video… There were some cases were the people that were selling out their friends were exposed too on a different profile - shame.

But NOW, because everyone can see EVERYTHING, this page that was started in America has just been started but already caught a lot of attention. People tweeting about it, some even making videos. & these stupid ignorant Americans that thing their the “bees knees” think they’ve just made the best thing since sliced bread.. No dahlins, you need to go sit in a corner because Britain has been there and done that…

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  • Larcade: hello my name is larcade
  • Larcade: and today's segment will be "expose these hoes"
  • Larcade: now for this specific segment, my magic will show who didn't do the diddly doo
  • Larcade: *does the magic*
  • Non virgins: *falls*
  • Sting: whO da FAQ DID YOU GET WITH ROGUE CAUSE IT WASNT ME
  • Zeref: Mavis fell limp??
  • Zeref: oh yea nevermind my dick was bomb LOL
  • Max: WHY MUST YOU EXPOSE MY LOVE FOR MY BROOM
  • Freed: I AINT RECEIVE THE LIGHTNING DICK SO WHO IS IT LAXUS HMMMMMMMMMM??
  • Nalu: lolz we're innocent
  • Gruvia: SAME
  • Gray: although Ima make her go drip drop later ;)
  • Gajeel: I finna tap that ass after this mess
  • Lucy: yall didnt do anything in the council???
  • Gajeel: almo-
  • Levy: NO