exploding house

悪魔的★ドSティーチャーズ~夢か現か~
逆巻ライト:平川大輔/逆巻シュウ:鳥海浩輔/逆巻スバル:近藤隆/無神コウ:木村良平/無神アズサ:岸尾だいすけ/月浪カルラ:森川智之
悪魔的★ドSティーチャーズ~夢か現か~

AZUSA EXPLODES THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM UWU 

Azusa and his bombs part 2 uwu

Now I understand what Yuma meant in another CD drama about Azusa’s destructive explosive plans ;;w;; 

Tony Stark survives an explosion created by his own hands a few feet away from him with only shrapnel in his chest, survives chest surgery with no drugs to numb the pain, survives torture and waterboarding while having a car battery attached to his chest, survives the walk through the desert with no water, survives the climatic ending explosion, survives palladium poisoning, survives race car crash with only scrapes and bruises, survives god nearly strangling him, survives flying a nuke into space with no oxygen, survives multiple panic attacks, survives house exploding around him, survives snow and freezing temperatures in a shirt and pants, survives experimented human torches attacking him, survives climatic ending battle, survives battle against multiple buggy iron suits, survives thunder god nearly strangling him, and survives direct hit from the winter soldier.

All without his suit. 

Tell me again are we really sure Tony is just a normal very intelligent citizen and doesn’t secretly carry some form of recreated supersoldier serum that Howard probably experimented on him with. Because otherwise Tony Stark is a helluva tough guy. 

US Presidents As Dril Tweets
  • George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
  • John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
  • Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
  • James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
  • James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
  • John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
  • Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
  • Martin Van Buren: Food $200
  • Data $150
  • Rent $800
  • Candles $3,600
  • Utility $150
  • someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
  • William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
  • John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
  • James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
  • Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
  • Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
  • Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
  • Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
  • Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
  • Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
  • James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
  • Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
  • Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
  • Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
  • William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
  • Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
  • Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
  • Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
  • Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
  • Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
  • Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
  • Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
  • Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
  • John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
  • Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
  • Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
  • Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
  • Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
  • Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
  • George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
  • Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
  • George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
  • Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
  • Donald Trump: no

Being an American today is like watching your house slowly catch on fire and not being able to do anything about it and freaking out, when suddenly you hear a “BOOM!” behind you and it’s Britain, their house just exploded and is REALLY on fire and you, helpless, just wave hello from across the street.

There’s something sexy about a dead-serious man willing to do anything to get the job done. The Batmans and Liam Neesons of the world, men who ruthlessly cut through criminal organizations while brooding about the atrocities they’ve been forced to commit. Even the supposedly goody-two-shoes Superman now scowls as he struts out of exploded court houses filled with charred corpses and jars of pee. Is any of this sexiness getting you hot and bothered yet? Too bothered?

They are almost never seen eating, but always drink. If they’re in bed, they’re having nightmares about those they’ve lost (or, you know, having sex). They are emotionally cold and distant when they’re not being glib. This is all done in the name of emotional complexity, but can we still call it that when every character is the same?

For example, why does Hollywood refuse to accept Superman as simply a morally sound hero who genuinely wants to help people? Struggling to protect those weaker than him is a perfectly legitimate problem. Did they think we couldn’t relate to him unless he cried in an ice cave like he’s in an Evanescence music video? Did they think he’d look like a “pussy” if he didn’t destroy an entire city and snap Zod’s neck in front of two children?

6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men

archiveofourown.org
Blackbird - skoosiepants - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Stiles groans and drops his face into his hands. “I’m seventeen, I can kind of use mountain ash and I can explode houses when I’m mad enough. How am I gonna win any kind of magic fight?”

“We’ll work on it,” Deaton says, as infuriatingly calm as ever. “The important thing to remember, Stiles, is that when everything else is chaos, you’re the port in the storm.”

Or-

Laura Hale never died, and Stiles is magic.


So this is pretty much the longest fic I’ve written since bandom! woo! I don’t even know, guys, Stiles is sometimes a crow, Laura is fumbling through being an alpha, Derek is handsome and broody. Basically I rewrote the first couple season exactly how I wanted to.

BTS Reaction - When they walk in the bathroom while your in it

BTS version for Anon <3 

Suga/ Min Yoongi 

You usually waited until you got back to your house after your dates to use the bathroom. But the food you had eaten was ripping through you something fierce. Yoongi had suggested a movie and some cuddling to end the night and you weren’t going to pass up on that. But when your stomach rumbled like a T-Rex you were shooting from under the covers and jetting to the bathroom. 

It had been 15 whole minutes since you had jetted to the bathroom and Yoongi was concerned you had fallen in. So he walked to the bathroom and knocked. When you didn’t respond he opened the door to hear you screaming. 

“CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR!!!” you yelled embarrassed. Yoongi didn’t close the door but instead fell to the floor laughing. 

“Oh my god get outtt.” You whined. but he wouldn’t have any of that. 

“ I thought you had died, but you were just taking a shit.” 

needless to say he would think it was hilarious. 

Originally posted by jeonbase

Namjoon / Rap Mon

You knew you shouldn’t have had those hot chips. You knew it. But you did it anyway. And now you were in the bathroom of Yoongi’s house exploding. You and Namjoon had gone to the barbecue for the food and company. And now you were regretting every life decision you had ever made. You had been gone for a suspiciously long time when there door swung open. 

You were too focused on not crying over your burning butt to scream so you just looked at him pitifully. You were used to him walking in on you by accident at home. But you never thought in a million years this is the toilet you would be stuck on. 

“You ate the hot chips?” He asked. 

“Yup.” You said back sadly. 

He would shake his head and pull out his wallet. Before you could ask him what he was doing he would say. 

“I owe Jin $5. He bet me that it was the hot chips. I thought it was the beans.” 

You picked up the roll of tissue and tossed it at his laughing face. 

Originally posted by joonjuly

Jin

When you were in the bathroom it was an unwritten unspoken rule that it was YOUR TIME. No one was to enter the room. Send a text. Call you or anything. This was when you scrolled down Facebook and let the stress of the day go away. Jin knew this but that didn’t stop him from bursting into the room this time. 

You looked at him eyes wide and murderous. 

“the house better be about to burn down.” You said. 

“Almost.” He said his chest heaving. 

“Your cookies are about to burn.” he said 

you blinked. it was quiet for a moments before you yelled. 

“then take them out!!!!! I’m taking a shit Seokjin!!!!!!!” 

He wouldn’t care about you being on the toilet but he would be worried about your reaction and also more importantly the cookies. 

He wasn’t going to let them cookies burn ( noooo not today) 

Originally posted by the8-carat

Jungkook 

You and Jungkook had been dating for a while now but you were still shy about all your bowel movements. But little did you know that Jungkook did not care nor did he plan on letting you go around pretending like girls didn’t use the bathroom. He noticed the way you would sneak off to the bathroom and devised a plot. 

So imagine the look on your face when the door slammed open and Jungkook came rushing in his hands at his pant buckle. 

“OH MY GAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” you screamed. 

“Babe you gottaa hurry, I gotta go.” 

“IM USING THE BATHROOM JUNGKOOK!” 

“Fine then I’ll just wait here.” he said barely about to control his smug smirk.

“fudging wierdo” you mumbled blushing.

It was definitely weird but it did the trick and you weren't so shy with him about things anymore. 

Originally posted by nochuie

Jimin 

You were chilling in the bathroom of the Big Hit Building. It was a long day of practice for your group and you just couldn’t wait until you got home to use the bathroom. The tiny bathroom only had one toilet in it and it was for boys and girls. You were almost done with your business when the door swung up and then closed again and Jimin was leaning against the door of the bathroom. 

“Oh my god MIN! WTF ARE YOU DOING?” 

He shoved his finger over his lips asking you to be quiet. “Shhh babe.” He said. 

After a few moments he wool relax and say. 

“I left practice early because I saw you walk by and I wanted to talk to you before you went home.” 

You looked at him as if he had lost his mind. “ IM ON THE TOILET MIN.” 

“Soooo? “ He asked. “ I missed you.” 

“You’re practice room is right next to my room!” 

You chuckled because he seemed completely unfazed by the fact that you were literally on the toilet. 

Originally posted by nnochu

Taehyung 

You had literally just sat down on the toilet when taehyung strolled into the bathroom seeming to completely ignore the sounds of you peeing. You sighed because this was such a regular occurrence that you didn’t even blink an eye at it anymore. 

“What do you want on your pizza?” he was asking clicking away at his phone. 

“You know I’m on the toilet right now right?” 

He would look up and then left and right like he didn’t understand why you were saying something. 

“Yes and the sky is blue babe. What do you want on your pizza?” 

You couldn’t help but laugh at how nonchalant he was about your toilet usage. 

“Pineapples.” You responded. He let his phone fall to his side while he gave you a look. 

“that’s disgusting.” 

“NO MORE GROSS THAN YOU WATCHING ME ON THE TOILET”

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

Hoseok 

You gave a satisfied sigh now that you were done with your business and turned to grab the toilet paper and almost cried when you realized that there wasn’t any. 

“ Ottoke, ottoke.” You said to yourself when an idea hit you. You picked up your phone and dialed Hoseok who was in the other room watching the movie that Both of you had been watching. He picked up on the first ring. 

“Can you bring me some tissue? Just crack the door and Hand it to me?” 

“Sure babe!” 

You should have known that things weren’t going to go as plan when you heard a crash outside the door and then a few seconds late the door was being swung open and a ball off tissue was flying at your face. 

“CATCH JAGI!” 

You screamed in shook and managed to Catch the tissue before it hit your face. He was gone as quickly as he had come. He chalked it up to a successful mission not thinking about how scared and possible embarrass you were.

Originally posted by syubto

( lol this gif is exaclty how I imagined him bursting in the door like SURPRISE JAGI!)

transiting moon in the houses

first house - when the moon is transitting your first house, you may find yourself feeling rather sensitive, both physically and emotionally. maybe this is the day you spontaneously cut your hair, or wear something different - because it feels right. take care of your skin, it’s a little thin now. this is a time for new starts and little changes. emotionally, you’re reactive and sensitive right now, make sure you express your feelings healthily, without exploding or imploding. 

second house - you may find yourself craving comfort, safety, security during this transit. you can be impulsive with your money, spending here and there on whatever catches your eye, you can wish for simplicity and calm. second house transits draw attention to our possessions, value and sense of worth. all of these things can either be a focus of attention and emotion, or a fluctuating force in our lives during this transit. make sure to take time to relax and indulge in your senses now. 

third house - right now it’s important that you communicate your feelings; if you’re a quieter type or prefer to keep to yourself, try to write down how you feel, because this really isn’t a good time to bottle up your feelings. you can feel quite busy during this transit, and like you have a million things to do a minute, so take care not to let yourself get swept up in the current of life. you can be feeling quite nostalgic now, and perhaps you want to meet some new people to ignite your sense of curiosity and make some new connections. 

fourth house - when the moon transits the fourth house, we go inwards. our energies are directed towards our home and our family, whether they’re family by blood or bond. you may be feeling quite fragile during this transit, as it illuminates our comfort levels within our current environment; we are now sensitive to our surroundings, our support system, and our sense of safety. it’s important to rest your mind and body, nurture the soul, and soothe yourself during fourth house transits, because they are emotional and delicate times for us all. 

fifth house - this is a time for fun, for romance, for creativity, and for connecting with the inner child again. the moon comes out of its shell now, and often, you do with it! take some time to show those you care about how much they mean to you, listen to music that makes you feel alive, enjoy wonderful food, write in your journal and make it pretty. it’s important to express how you feel now, because feelings are strong things after all. more than anything, this is the perfect opportunity for you to enjoy yourself and display your best features to the world, whatever they may be. 

sixth house - when the moon is transiting the sixth house, we may find ourselves wanting to perfect the creations we brought to life during the previous transit. we crave peace, order and cleanliness in our lives, and we can become quite sensitive to our work or school environment, and our health. even the daily routine is illuminated now, and can go under the microscope as we evaluate our lives and try to restructure them to run more smoothly. you may feel the need to knuckle down and get things done during this transit, but don’t forget about yourself, as you are easily stressed now. it’s better to simplify and get a little done than rush around doing everything at once. 

seventh house - now, you are focused on others, on love, on reflection. this is a delicate transit, and your mood can fluctuate greatly depending on who you’re with, and how you feel about your relationship with them. your sensitivities to your loved ones are heightened, you can analyse (and agonise) over relationships, and this is often a time when it’s important to come to terms with and confront problems you’re having with your relationships. take care to spend some quality time with your loved ones, and with yourself, and be aware that your reflections, though important, may not always be true, before you despair. 

eighth house - eighth house transits are never easy, because they tend to bring things up that need addressing, but these things are often painful to feel. you can feel quite vulnerable now, and perhaps you try and hide this. but it’s important to find strength in softness, so that you can be honest with yourself and others. you crave emotional intimacy, wanting your relationships to deepen, to open up. you may want to reflect on your life, and look for your own meaning in the grand tapestry. you may be feeling quite quiet now, preferring to feel your way through this transit without being too bubbly. 

ninth house - now is the time to expand your horizons! take little trips, especially into the realm of fantasy through an enchanting book or a game. explore the mind and heart, make new connections, do something spontaneous! you need to free yourself from emotional chains right now, so try something new to cure any boredom you may feel. your beliefs and morals can come under light now, so perhaps try keeping a journal of your thoughts and feelings, to look back on when you feel unsure of your faith or reasonings. generally, this is a happy placement for the moon, but is prone to restlessness. 

tenth house - when the moon transits the tenth house, you can feel very sensitive about your appearance, how you appear to others, and your destination in life. this is a time to look seriously at yourself and how you feel about yourself as a person. you may feel quite unsure about your place in the world, and you crave recognition and appreciation for who you are and what you do. your relationships with authority figures in your life and the public come under light, and it’s important that you don’t overwork yourself or stress yourself out too much. look at how others see you, but don’t obsess over it. 

eleventh house - this is a time when you need to spread out and interact; you wish to be elevated, and you crave close connections with your friends, with like-minded people. you can feel lonely and misunderstood now, but don’t fret too much, you’ll find your crowd. you can feel quite sensitive to the moods of those around you, and to the misery of the world, so be careful not to suffer more than you must. with so much focus on those around you, you should try to take some time finding out about yourself! what makes you different to others, what makes you, wonderfully, you. 

twelfth house - twelfth house transits can be difficult, as they can sometimes bring a sense of loneliness and confusion, and make you feel extremely sensitive and malleable. however, it’s a wonderful time to retreat into your inner world, find peace and stabilise yourself a little. meditation, dream interpretation, art, reading, being in nature - become comfortable with your soul and you’ll find it may be more comfortable with you. evaluate your deepest wishes, your dreams and your sensitivities. they’re meaningful things, but they take time and care to understand. 

Tori tries Escaping
  • Tamara: I've got this! HEY!
  • [grabs ketchup bottle.]
  • Tamara: KETCH this UP!
  • [throws ketchup, which hits a car. the car explodes]
  • Tamara: Uh…
  • Matilda: *grabs hotdog* To be FRANK, you've got no FURTER to go!
  • [throws hotdog. a jogger slips on it and falls, taking out a mailbox]
  • Matilda: Er…
  • Ell: *grabs mustard* You MUST-ARDmit… there's no escape!
  • [throws mustard. it crashes through the window of a house...which explodes]
  • Tori: Okay, okay! I surrender!
  • Ell: Huh. Nice trail of destruction.
  • Tamara: To be honest...I'm more ashamed of the puns.
House Playlists

Hufflepuff Playlist (by Jinxy)

You are my Sunshine - Johnny Cash

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

You make me happy when skies are gray

Home - Phillip Phillips

Just know you’re not alone

‘Cause I’m going to make this place your home

Upside Down - Jack Johnson

I’ll find the things they say just can’t be found

I’ll share this love I find with everyone

On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons

If you love somebody

Better tell them why they’re here 'cause

They just may run away from you

Saturn - Sleeping at Last

With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite

How rare and beautiful it truly is that we exist.

Waiting for Love - Avicii

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, kind of beautiful

And every night has its day, so magical

And if there’s love in this life, there’s no obstacle

That can’t be defeated

The Greatest - Sia

Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I

Oh, I, I got stamina


Slytherin Playlist (by Tory)

Let It Go ~ Disney’s Frozen

I don’t care what they’re going to say…
Let the storm rage on:
The cold never bothered me anyway!

Wait for It ~ Hamilton the musical

I am the one thing in life I can control!
I am inimitable, I am an original!
I’m not falling behind or running late!
I’m not standing still, I am lying in wait!

Dirty Little Secret ~ The All-American Rejects

When we live such fragile lives,
It’s the best way we survive…
I go around a time or two,
Just to waste my time with you…

I Write Sins Not Tragedies ~ Panic!at the Disco

I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No – it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality…”

I’m Still Here ~ John Rzeznik 

They can’t tell me who to be,
‘Cause I’m not what they see.
Yeah, the world is still sleepin’ while I keep on dreamin’ for me.
And their words are just whispers and lies that I’ll never believe!

Schadenfruede ~ Avenue Q The Musical 

Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy,
And when I see how sad you are,
It sort of makes me…happy!
Sorry, Nicky, human nature – nothing I can do!
It’s…schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I’m not you!

Oh No! ~ Marina and the Diamonds

Don’t do love, don’t do friends: I’m only after success…
Don’t need a relationship…I’ll never soften my grip!

Wonderful ~ Wicked The Musical 

There are precious few at ease
With moral ambiguities,
So we act as though they don’t exist!

Centuries ~ Fall-Out Boy

We’ve been here forever,
And here’s the frozen proof:
I could scream forever,
“We are the poisoned youth!”


Gryffindor Playlist (by Olga)

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don’t need reason, don’t need rhyme
Ain’t nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

Boogie Wonderland - The Emotions, Earth, Wind and Fire

Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has laid too many bets
The mirror stares you in the face and says,“Baby, uh, uh, it don’t work”
You say your prayers though you don’t care; you dance and shake the hurt

The Lions Roar - First Aid Kit

And I’m a goddamn coward, but then again so are you
And the lion’s roar, the lion’s roar
Has me evading and hollering for you
And I never really knew what to do

Welcome to the Jungle - Guns ‘n Roses

Welcome to the jungle we’ve got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease

Let’s have a Party - Wanda Jackson

Some people like to rock, some people like to roll
But movin’ and a-groovin’s gonna satisfy my soul
Let’s have a party
Hoo, let’s have a party
Well, send 'im to the store, let’s buy some more
Let’s have a party tonight

Rebels of the Sacred Heart - Flogging Molly

Now I’m aimin’ for heaven
But probably wind up down in hell
Where upon this alter I will hang my guilt ridden head
But it’s time I’ll take before I begin
Three sheets to the wind, three sheets to the wind
Yeah, it’s time, I’ll take before I begin
Three sheets to the wind, three sheets to the wind
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be


Ravenclaw Playlist (by Abigail)

Colors- Halsey 

You’re dripping like a saturated sunrise

You’re spilling like an overflowing sink
You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece
And now i’m tearing through the pages and the ink

Strange Birds- Birdy

You’ve always loved the strange birds
Now I want to fly into your world
I want to be heard
My wounded wings still beating,
You’ve always loved the stranger inside…
Me, ugly pretty.

How Far I’ll Go- Disney’s Moana 

See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I’ll know
If I go there’s just no telling how far I’ll go

Human- Ellie Goulding 

Human, I wonder why you’re a better make than I could ever build or create,
You know not love or hate
I am so scared of what will kill me in the end
For I am not prepared,
I hope I will get the chance…

Ignorance- Paramore

Don’t wanna hear your sad songs
I don’t wanna feel your pain
When you swear it’s all my fault
'Cause you know we’re not the same
No, we’re not the same, oh, we’re not the same

Falling- The Civil Wars

Haven’t you seen me sleep walking?
'Cause I’ve been holding your hand
Haven’t you noticed me drifting?
Oh, let me tell you, I am

Poet- Bastille 

I have written you down
Now you will live forever
And all the world will read you
And you live forever
In eyes not yet created
On tongues that are not born
I have written you down
Now you will live forever

Altas- Coldplay

Some far away
Some search for gold
Some dragon to slay
Heaven we hope is just up the road
Show me the way, Lord, 'cause I, I’m about to explode

I know this isn't a harry potter blog, but...

Imagine. 

A Hufflepuff kid finds an abandoned puppy at the train station while on their way to platform 9 and ¾,and can’t find anyone to take it, so they bring it with them.

They manage to smuggle to puppy into Hogwarts, with the help of a few of their fellow students, and everything goes fine.

They manage to keep the secret up for a couple months, so the puppy is now much bigger and it’s name is Thing.

And then, one morning, a herd of cats followed by a very excited puppy run into the great hall, across the Hufflepuff’s table and then around the room. Until the Hufflepuff yells, “STOP!!!” and the dog stops and blunders over to them. 

The Headmaster says they have to get rid of the dog, and then half the students, from all houses, explode, saying that you can’t get rid of the dog, it’s theirs.

And that’s how a dog became Hogwarts new mascot.

the day after anxiety attacks and urgent care

we decided to ADULT

we got the houseclean for the landlord to do a walkthru

(mostly the husband, while I was sleeping, he has evil insomnia, but now our house is so pretty?)

and then we got a realtor

and actually went and looked at a house

with a horror movie room, istg 

it made me think of that twitter spiel that’s been wandering around, with the lady who said she suddenly realized she was every dumb white lady in every horror movie ever and all because of some roses and a porcelain tub? I mean, we actively noticed the creepy, but still

for one thing the place didn’t smell right

the realtor was all, dogs maybe?

but I’ve been in scuzzy pet stores and shelters, I’ve known people who had sick pets or sick people and got behind with the pets

it was not dogs

(speaking of, they just had the dogs in the backyard, running around while no one was home, so not only is that not safe for the dogs, we the people viewing the house couldn’t actually look at the back of the house, or the foundation, or the yard, or the fence, because free-range unknown dogs jumping about.)

the smell also wasn’t, you know, oh we forgot to take the trash out and it sat for a week, or oops we should’ve shampooed the rugs this was

unpleasant and yet completely unidentifiable

(I mean, I don’t think it was a dead body smell, to judge from previous experience with roadkill and that one time we got squirrels in the walls when I was a kid? but it was not a good thing either)

and one of the bedrooms was locked

both doors 

including the one from the bathroom, like, have you ever seen a bedroom-to-bathroom door that is lockable from inside the bedroom rather than the bathroom?

and no one was home, but both doors were locked so like … how did the owner get in there?

why would you lock a door when you have an appointment for a realtor to show your house so people have to be able to walk through it?

what were they hiding?

so yeah, we’re definitely not getting that one

blueprint for pll episodes

FIRST 55 MINUTES: filler filler fillerfiller filler fillerfiller filler fillerfiller filler filler. filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler
LAST 5 MINUTES: SEVENTEEN PEOPLE DIE A HOUSE EXPLODES NINTEY TWO OLD CHARACTERS COME BACK AND THE POLICE FIND A HEAD IN THE FREEZER