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As it dances, Primarina releases balloons of water into the area around itself, moving them using the sound waves from its voice. The sight of moonlight reflecting off its glittering balloons creates a magical scene. Since Primarina controls its balloons using its voice, any injury to its throat can become a grave problem. Its greatest enemies are arid environments and the overuse of its voice during back-to-back battles.

Among the balloons that Primarina releases, some explode when touched, while others do not. Primarina jump on the non-exploding balloons while they make sport of their opponents, and they use the exploding variety to trigger chained explosions!

Primarina’s songs have many variations, and each one changes the motions of the balloons. It has been observed that songs are shared among Primarina living together, so different colonies end up knowing different songs.

(1) Tokyo Ghoul Re: Ch. 105 (Raw Text Translation)

Title: Floor

In a shopping street in Japan (the type that’s covered and no cars can go through, has shops on both sides of the street).

Narration: At the end of a cheerful festival, the sight of clowns!

Shop owner: They’re delicious!

Child: Buy me it!

Mother: Nooooo.

Shop worker: Lady, look, it’s just been cooked.

Person: Uwaaa, no way.

Shop owner: Welcome!

Person: One of these please.

Child: It’s over, come on, quick quick.

Shop worker: Would you like one? Take a look! They’re cheap! Thank you!

A mother and child walk down the street holding hands.

Boy: Balloon~

Mother: Yes, it’s a balloon.

A Pierrot notices the boy and gives him a balloon.

Boy: Wah!

The next moment, the balloon suddenly explodes. blowing off the faces and hands of both the Pierrot an the child. The boy’s blood splatters on the mother’s face.

People: What was that sound? Huh, look at that… Now way!?

The mother of the child faints and the Pierrot falls down. After he falls, several more clowns appear.

People: What? Ahhhh!!! Huh, huh? Danger!! It’s dangerous!

The balloons have some sort of liquid dripping from them.

People: Run run run!!! RUN!!!!

People: Are they coming? Are they coming? 

People: Just run away already!

People: Uwaaahhhh!!! Ow, stop! Stop it! No way, wait, oi!

Another Pierrot grabs a young man and exploded the balloon and kills them both. Explosions are happening all over the place. People scream as the clowns laugh.

Just then, the CCG Patrol Car pulls up to the shopping street. Kuramoto pulls out his CCG badge and tries to get people out of the way.

Kuramoto: Move outta the way! It’s the CCG! Make way for us!

The Pierrots notice the CCG and run towards them with the balloons while laughing.

Gori: It’s those bloody clowns…!! Emelio!

She fires her kagune at the balloons, blowing off the heads of some clowns.

Gori: Ukaku group! Aim for the balloons! They’re something in them!

The group attacks.

Kuroiwa: Form a circle! Protect the civilians!

[18th Ward]

Mougan is fighting Pierrots.

Mougan: NNNNNNN! HIIIIIGH BABY! Yainoyainoyanoyaiyaiyaiyaiyasu!! (TN: I have no idea what this means)

Mougan: Mode change! Mind!

He blows away some ghouls.

Mougan: They came to the 18th Ward after all… I didn’t see it coming… but First-Class Furuta predicted all of this. From now, the HQ in the 1st ward will be attacked…!

[2nd Ward]

As in the 18th ward, the CCG officers are trying to protect civilians.

CCG: It’s dangerous! Don’t stop here! Follow the clerk’s directions! Don’t go in there!

Urie: Go to C2! Leave the timing to me!

Shao jumps out and onto a nearby fire engine.

Urie: (Wow, Shao is fast!)

She kicks a Pierrot’s head off.

Saiko: That’s Shao… even wearing that sexy battle suit…

Higemaru: Indeed!

Saiko: Don’t let the ghouls advance beyond the Defense Line, Padawan! 

Higemaru: Yes, Master Saiko!

Urie: (9th Ward, 18th Ward, 2nd Ward… that’s three places at once! Was the HQ (1st Ward) not attacked?

Wet

Summary: These pranks are getting pretty out of hand… Enough said.

Pairing: Warren x Reader

Warnings: It might be intense fluff, it might be light smut… Who knows? Swearing, as always.

A/N: Currently super pissed off at tumblr right now. I had like 3 stories I was going to publish today and they all got deleted, so that was fun. If you guys have any alternatives to tumblr drafts could you message me bc I’m legit so lost… 😱 Sorry that this is super late. You guys should request for sure because this writer’s block is killing me. 😭 😭 

Originally posted by snarling-through-our-smiles


“Shit!” You gasped as you felt the icy water soak through your clothes. In an instant, you felt another balloon explode against you, drenching you once more. “What the fuck?”

You wiped the water from your eyes, shivering against the wind. You had just come out of the mansion with Jubilee, heading to the pond for a nice, relaxing lunch with Jean, Scott, and Kurt. Instead, the moment you stepped outside, you were attacked. 

“Nice!” 

You looked up to find Warren and Peter, perched in a tree with a bucket of water balloons. They hi-fived before Warren swooped down and Peter skidded to a stop at your left side with a cool gust of wind. 

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Brionne - Pop Star Pokemon

“ Brionne learns its dances by imitating the other members of its colony. It sometimes even learns dances from humans. This Pokémon is a hard worker and pours itself into its efforts until it has memorized each dance. As it dances, Brionne creates balloon after balloon. In battle, it first sends its opponent into disarray with its dancing, and then slaps its balloons into its target, causing the balloons to explode and deal damage. Brionne always acts cheery and positive. Even when it’s feeling sad, this Pokémon doesn’t allow its sorrow to show. It’s said that Brionne will only reveal a sad expression to a Pokémon or Trainer to whom it has opened its heart completely.”

41. We are not allowed to fill all of the classrooms with balloons that explode at random intervals.

Good idea for adding confetti and water into some of them, Pete - JP

I do what I can. - PP

Although, I was finding glitter in my hair for weeks after this stunt. - RL

I thought the extra sparkle to your being really accented your glowing features. - SB

Letter from “Rebecca” (S02E07)

Dear Joel,

I am in fact a scientist….. 
Balloon: (explodes)
Servo: Whoa!
Joel: Whoa, ‘scuse me!

…I am a PhD immunologist. I work at the Pittsburgh Cancer Institute and study natural killer cells… what a great term that would be in a science fiction movie! 
Crow: Yeah! 
Servo:
(laughs)

…I guess my background gives me a natural framework, but I am a devoted MST3000 fan….. 
Servo: Aw, that’s nice. 

…The letters you read each week are still from children, I guess a letter from a 30-year-old scientist without any drawings doesn’t have a prayer of making it on the air… so perhaps I should come up with a drawing!

Servo: Not bad for a 30-year-old, huh?
Joel: It says, ‘who will win, the natural killer cell or Tom Servo?’
Servo: Oh, no contest!

The IT Crowd Sentence Starters
  • “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
  • “I’m not aroused, it’s only cars!”
  • “Now you hold on a minute, sugar tits.”
  • “Would I blow everyone’s minds if I ate dessert first?”
  • “Balloons explode, _____. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.”
  • “I like being weird. Weird is all I’ve got. That and my sweet style.”
  • “It’s like being tased in the balls… like being tased in the balls, except painful.”
  • “I’m wearing women’s slacks.”
  • “Oh look, _____’s still alive.”
  • “I’m sorry, are you from the past?”
  • “No no no _____, it’s infected. If this was a human being, I’d shoot it in the face.”
  • “They’re fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I’d say we’re on a bi-weekly beating.” 
  • “I always get confused between ‘golf’ and ‘fire’.”
  • “I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!”
  • “You wouldn’t steal a car. You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t steal a baby. You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet.”
  • “People; what a bunch of bastards.”
  • “I feel delicate… and annoyed, and… I think I’m ugly!”
  • “You’re not going to Adam and believe this!”
  • “Book recommendation? I can’t read!”
  • “Small people are not a race. This isn’t Game of Thrones!”
  • “And I would never abuse a small person. Certainly not enough to make a van with tits hit him. … Although, I suppose I sort of did.”
  • “What’s your beef with the homeless?”
  • “Ah, so it’s women you hate! Well, that I can understand.”
  • “When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me…”
  • “There was a fire…at a Sea Parks?”
  • “Look at that shit! Look at it! I can’t - how am I supposed to drink - it looks like he milked a cow over it!”
  • “It’s frustrating that we did both of our things.”

Brionne learns its dances by imitating the other members of its colony. It sometimes even learns dances from humans. This Pokémon is a hard worker and pours itself into its efforts until it has memorized each dance. As it dances, Brionne creates balloon after balloon. In battle, it first sends its opponent into disarray with its dancing, and then slaps its balloons into its target, causing the balloons to explode and deal damage. Brionne can dance in perfect time with others, even if they have only just met. On moonlit nights, you can sometimes see throngs of Brionne dancing as one, in perfect fluidity. Brionne always acts cheery and positive. Even when it’s feeling sad, this Pokémon doesn’t allow its sorrow to show. It’s said that Brionne will only reveal a sad expression to a Pokémon or Trainer to whom it has opened its heart completely.

In case any of you had doubts. 

Brionne learns its dances by imitating the other members of its colony. It sometimes even learns dances from humans. This Pokémon is a hard worker and pours itself into its efforts until it has memorized each dance. As it dances, Brionne creates balloon after balloon. In battle, it first sends its opponent into disarray with its dancing, and then slaps its balloons into its target, causing the balloons to explode and deal damage.

Brionne can dance in perfect time with others, even if they have only just met. On moonlit nights, you can sometimes see throngs of Brionne dancing as one, in perfect fluidity.

Brionne always acts cheery and positive. Even when it’s feeling sad, this Pokémon doesn’t allow its sorrow to show. It’s said that Brionne will only reveal a sad expression to a Pokémon or Trainer to whom it has opened its heart completely.

I just really need someone to tuck me in and pet my hair soothingly while feeding me hot tea until my lungs decide to stop being assholes.

I also really want a kitten. A cute little fluffy one who makes cute little noises that make the world a better place.