Finally after reading Humans Are Space Orcs posts for weeks, I’ve thought of something applicable. So: you know how humans celebrate bad creative works? I’m not talking popular vs. “high-brow” culture, I’m talking media that is recognized as and is sometimes intentionally created to be sub-standard, campy, or otherwise ridiculous. What if we’re the only species that does that? The only species with the concept of “so bad, it’s good.” Like, while we’re getting together in groups to experience the chainsaw-wielding beauty that is Sharknado, all other species only broadcast and consume the best of what they can create.
And then imagine what would happen when another species is confronted with what they think is human “art.”
T’Dahx’s feelers clicked nervously as the names of humans began rolling up the screen. They very much wanted to make a good impression on Human Laura. She had been so kind to invite them into her home and they had been excited to experience this example of Human “motion pictures.” But T’Dahx had also been expecting…more.
“So?” Human Laura asked, her face contorting into that teeth-bared expression T’Dahx had begun to recognize as joy. “What did you think?”
Oxygen rushed through T’Dahx’s tracheae as they tried to formulate a response. Their wings fluttered.
“The Human Joe Marshall…” they started. “He is both a cop…and a samurai?”
Human Laura had explained that “cop” was a colloquialism for a civil crime-prevention officer and a “samurai” was a member of a warrior caste from the region of Japan.
Human Laura resonated her vocal chords in that odd way that humans did when they were amused.
“Yeah, he is,” she said. “I mean, it’s so stupid, right?”
T’Dahx had been thinking a similar thought several moments earlier, but it did not stop them from recoiling in shock.
“Human Laura!” they said, “You speak so, about your art?”
The two stripes of hair on Human Laura’s brow moved closer to each other, but she did not stop her resonations.
“Art?” she said. “Samurai Cop is not - well, I guess it is art. In a way. But it’s not good art.”
T’Dahx cocked their head, feelers clicking in confusion now.
“I do not understand. Good art?”
“Well, it’s not Shakespeare, or Langston Hughes or anything,” Human Laura said. “They’re quality. Samurai Cop is just kind of terrible.”
“You…intentionally consume subpar art?” T’Dahx asked. “You do not dispose of it?”
Human Laura shook her head.
“Oh, hell no,” she said. “I mean, there’s something glorious about something as ridiculous as Samurai Cop or Plan 9 or Sharknado. They’re so…” she thought for a moment. “Good at being bad.”
T’Dahx stared at their host. “You are saying you preserve art such as this because it…excels at its mediocrity?”
Human Laura nodded. “That’s a good way of putting it.”
“I have never heard of such a thing.” T’Dahx was still confused, but suddenly relieved as well. They would evidently not insult their host by discussing the faults of Samurai Cop. “Fascinating.”
Somebody once asked me, a little horrified I think, “Wait - what are the bad parts of being neurotypical??”
I’d made an offhand comment about how being autistic has good and bad parts, just like being neurotypical has good and bad parts.
I think one the bad parts of being neurotypical is that you don’t get so many of the amazing parts of being, for example, autistic.
Neurotypical people can fidget, for instance, but they can’t ever know how good it feels to have your body just flow into a stim, to feel your thoughts start lining up or your body get comfortable when you stim the way you need to. Autistic people (and some others!) have this amazing experience where our bodies find motions that express and comfort and regulate in ways that neurotypical people can never fully understand.
And neurotypical people can enjoy sensory experiences, but to be autistic is to have a unique relationship with sensory input. So much of our sensory experiences are amplified compared to those of NTs , and while that can and does cause overload etc. sometimes… when the input is good? It’s glorious. Good fabrics and good sounds and good smells and good tastes and textures - we get to feel them all more intensely.
And echolalia! Echolalia is so good and so enjoyable and neurotypical people, I think, get only the barest shadow of what it’s like.
NTs can have hobbies and passions and callings, but they can’t ever, ever know the pure and consuming joy that is a special interest.
There are good and bad parts to being autistic. Neurotypicals, you’re going to have to accept that, and along with it the concept that autistic people have good experiences that you, by virtue of being neurotypical, simply cannot have.
You don’t see yourself as an object of pity because you lack those experiences, do you? You aren’t going to pour millions into research to have brains like ours, are you? I mean, even if you could do it, you wouldn’t be you anymore. And the way your brain works is just fine for you, you don’t mind not having good autistic experiences because you have your own!
Well - same. I don’t want to be neurotypical. Being autistic is an integral part of my personality, and I wouldn’t give up my good autistic experiences for a shot at your neurotypical ones in a million years. What I want is to be accepted for who I am as an autistic person, for people to respect and accommodate my needs the way the world respects and accommodates your needs as a neurotypical person.
And just like that, your fate was sealed - because Min Yoongi was absolutely going to destroy you. But hell, if you weren’t going to let him, or bask happily in the flames as he did so.
And sadly, at the time, you didn’t think that your thoughts would become so literal.
“There are all kinds of addicts. I guess. We all have pain. And we all look for ways to make the pain go away. - Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
→ Pairing: Yoongi/Reader → Word Count: 6,867 →Genre/Warnings: Soulmate AU, Angst, →Chapter Index
Park Jimin’s arms tangle around the woman you do not recognize. Hands wrapping around her waist, as she is then tugged further into Jimin’s embrace, and when their lips connect, a sudden pain illuminates through your body so brightly it rivals the affects of Min Yoongi’s gaze.
The pain is like a knife starting at the tip of your heart and slicing through. And it’s not in one quick semi-painless sort of way, either. It’s a slice that is poorly executed, that is off to a rough start. You can almost feel every sharped raggedy edge as it tears your heart in half.
The luminous effects causes you to move a hand to settle over the place where your heart resides, because witnessing what you are, it’s the only thing that can reassure you that it is, in fact, still in tact. Still beating. Still pulsating blood. Still keeping you alive.
As part of my request a prompt, 300 follower celebration.
Request: From the wonderful @the-peterparker :
CONGRATS RILEY!!!!! i wanted to request so many prompts bc they’re all so good
but i dialed it down to 35, 52, and 66 (they don’t all have to be in one if u
don’t want but ur call ur the genius lol)
Prompts:“What about me?” “Have
you ever heard of personal space?” “Oh boy…”
Peter is in his 20s.
This is actually just fluff/borderline smut with little to no plot. (Gratuity
for the angst in the last one.)
It hadn’t taken long for the two of
you to forget about the chicken in the oven and the simmering vegetables on the
stove. It wasn’t really much of a surprise all things considered. Peter had been away with the Avengers for over
a week. What had surprised you was the way that your hug had turned into being
snatched away from the stove, lifted, and placed firmly on a counter; warm
hands running up cool legs to pull them apart and make room for a pair of slim
It was surprising how quickly he
could get your heart going.
Even after all this time.
“Have you ever heard of personal
space, Parker?” You whispered,
words shaky and sounding a lot less confident than you were aiming for as his
curls brushed past your ear, warm, hot breath spilling over your skin as moist,
teasing lips worked their way down your neck. The tense coil of heat in your belly
burning as he chuckled against your flesh, already covered in goosebumps; your
whole body shivered and you released a startled breath as his lips moved up to
He smelt the way Peter always did but there was a hint of something like
peppers, onions, and snap peas there too.
ANOTHER GIIIIF! And actually, another gif rotoscoped from Captain America: Winter Soldier. Not a ton of movies out there (that I know of anyway) with sick ass knife flips!! Anyway, bit of an experiment with motion blur here, but I’m pretty pleased! AND it didn’t take as ABSURDLY LONG as the other one did/is. :D
(Oh, and if anyone knows animation stuff and has advice/concrit/tutorials that would be totally welcome! I’ve taken like…a beginners class, but that’s it, and I’m using photoshop)
Also, would people like me to post just the gif and then put the description in a reblog???? I don’t want the descriptions to cause clutter or whatnot?
There are so very many things that she would like to be Tasting of everlasting joy on heartstring’s bended knee. To dance along the shoreline of love and misery Whimsically in motion, ethereally traipsing closer to eternity.
She walks though she is weary She sings of first delight She speaks not the volumes held dear She sets the world alight.
Softly though she treads Her mark her soul does leave Gently as a whisper Sunshine and chaos does she breathe.
Hold her to you fiercely Boldly touch the laughter in her eyes Grasp what adoration few can fathom Before her innocence wisens and learns to fly.
I managed to avoid spoilers this whole time and I just killed Caesar and.. did Eminem lend his face to that character or what
Yes, it’s actually a little known fact that while developing Fallout: New Vegas, Bethesda was experimenting with motion capture in their games, and modeled several Legion characters after celebrities that were popular around 2010. After some financial issues with the project and contract disputes, Eminem and many of the other celebrities were dropped from the cast, but their likenesses were still used in-game. Here you can see Adam Sandler preparing for his role as Vulpes Inculta by dressing as a Roman soldier before being fitted with his motion capture suit.
“We can feel the vibration that comes from the candle flame, burning it
way into our innermind, no blurry images, clear as crystal, we enter
into the highest consciousness, on our journey back home, we possess the
eagle’s eye, the eye that can see the invisible.”
~ Michael Bassey Johnson
Visionary artist, Ean K Pegram “Out Of Body Experience” ~ George RedHawk motion effects
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