The Stories of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride
Everyone and everything wants to stop our wild ride, but we’re too fast, too furious.
The ride entrusts us with a motorcar. Nothing–not citizens, infrastructure, the law, or even an oncoming train can stop us. Only after the hordes of Hell threaten us and the ride returns us safely to Toad Hall do we stop.
We want a carefree lifestyle, but our actions have repercussions.
We take a wild ride. It leads us through a downward spiral of property damage and public endangerment that results in our death. Once we’re threatened by an eternity of literal hellfire, we take it down a notch.