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Knights of the Round Table Official Tier List

God Tier:

  • Sir Ywain the Bastard: BFFs with a lion who may or may not have been able to talk. Very strong and ambitious without giving in to greed. Lost his sanity for a bit but sheer willpower brought it back, and mopped 0 seconds about it, went straight back to decimating ass in the name of justice and to save many numerous dames (honestly, if there was a dame in danger, this guy and his lion pal popped up immediately). Batman if his motif was the lion and also if Albert was a lion. Notable Feat: One of his adventures had him disenchant a cursed maiden who had been turned into a dragon by kissing her three times. That’s right, folks, Sir Ywain smooched dragon girls for reals and you’ll never achieve the heights of his glory.
  • Sir Percival the Grail Knight: Exceedingly powerful yet never once lorded his immense strength over anyone, and in fact, his impossibly humble nature actually had him act in ways to make others around him seem cooler, even though he was extremely capable. Clad in only a silk dress, Percival once threw a fully armored and armed knight over a castle wall, and this other time, clad in only shitty tin “armor” he made from pots, dddddestroyed an Evil Knight Of Certain Renown and stole his armor. The armor of pots happened because a merchant pulled a fast one over him (he traded his extremely expensive silk and gold-weave dress for a cart of junk), and then defended the man that fucked him over when the town was about to lynch him. Notable Feat: Defeated Sir Lancelot of the Lake (yes, that Lancelot) in fair and single combat, and kept disarming him instead of injuring him. Even then, he kept claiming “oh no, he won, I was just lucky, I am pretty sure he had the advantage” so as to not sully the hero’s name. Oh, yeah, and, you know, he fucking achieved the Holy Grail.
  • Sir Gawain: Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun, You Are A Master of Karate, And Friendship For Everyone. Good man, very strong, was kind of a dumbass, but that adds to the charm. He’s the kind muscleman that spots for your scrawny ass in the gym your first time and tells you how to do the exercises properly. Most likely to become a good friend in the long term. Notable Feat: His whole fucking life, man. The code of chivalry didn’t actually apply to peasantry, as in, knights were not required to protect peasants at all, yet Gawain was known as the Defender of the Poor. What a fucking stud. 

Galahad Tier:

  • Sir Galahad of Twilight: Galahad gets his own tier because he’s like some sort of Mary Sue that came outta nowhere in late transcriptions of Arthurian Mythos and sort of just was the best at everything ever in any context, which is funny because his father, Sir Lancelot, was more or less the same but actually likable (as in, Lancelot was not part of the original Old Welsh scriptures, and was basically really cool but also had a lot of flaws to his badassery, whereas Galahad is kinda just perfect). However, his divine protection does not allow me to put him at the bottom, for forces that dwarf my comprehension keep moving him up here. Notable Feat: Being a self-insert OC that got accepted in the canon.

Chivalrous Tier:

  • Sir Lancelot of the Lake: Goku, but lecherous. Notable Feat: Goku, but lecherous.
  • Sir Bedivere of the Perfect Sinews: The world’s first slot machine. Went on a ridiculous numbers of adventures in the early game, some of them even with Arthur’s dog, Cavall, and despite having only one arm, m dude was basically a Dynasty Warriors character. Openly practiced witchcraft, which almost got him hanged a couple of times, if it hadn’t been for Arthur’s interference and testimonies to his legitimately good character. Notable Feat: With Cavall the Dog, went on an adventure to kill an Evil Magical Boar and steal its comb, before hitting the boar so hard it fell right into the ocean and drowned, because Bedivere Don’t Fuck Around.
  • Sir Bors the Younger: Never on schedule, but always on time. Sir Bors wasn’t a superhuman like some of his peers, but his strong point was his virtue and how hard he adhered to the Code of Chivalry, which is more that can be said for a lot of knights, even in higher tiers. A hot young maiden once told him “FUCK WITH ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF” but he refuse because he wouldn’t break his Vow of Celibacy. The girl, of course, turned out to be a DEMON that tried to trick him. Then, another time, his brother, Sir Lionel, was getting whipped by a notched whip by an assailant while a young girl was being kidnapped by a rogue knight. Notable Feat: He chose to save the young girl over his brother. His brother was Kinda Pissed, so he came back to murder Bors for abandoning him, and Bors didn’t defend himself, saying “yeah I understand why you are angry, honestly”. God himself saves Bors by striking down Lionel with a pillar of fire. Bors then went to be one of the three knights to achieve the Holy Grail (the other two being Percival and Galahad)
  • Sir Tristan (Or “Tristram” for you historians): Not only was Mister Sadman a capable fighter, Tristan also played instruments and sang, and he was said have a very beautiful voice. The beauty behind Tristan is that he went through multiple trials and tribulations that tested his worth as a person and as a Knight truly (as in, someone who pursues the path of chivalry) rather than his martial might. Notable Feat: Accidentally consumes a love potion with Iseult, who was on her way to marry someone, and he still held onto his reigns as a knight without betraying either chivalry or her love too much.

Manure Tier:

  • King Arthur: cuck. Notable Feat: His knights all went on way more exciting adventures than him and his peak is when he gets shanked by his illegitimate son and shanks him back and then spends like fourteen hours bitching at Bedivere for him to go drop his sword in a lake.
Into the Depths [V/Taehyung] pt.14

Genre: mafia!bts, Taehyung x reader, angst, violence

Characters: V/Taehyung, reader (you), Jungkook, Suga/Yoongi, Jimin, Jin, J-Hope/Hoseok, Rap Monster/Namjoon

Part: 14/?

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Summary: Your family was just competition and he knew that, but maybe he could keep a souvenir from this competition.

“Oh fuck.”


This wasn’t happening, right? You were just imagining it.

Right?

You stared at Taehyung in the passenger’s seat. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion. You connected eyes with him as your car started to slide past Jimin’s.

No one had expected this.

As soon as you and Jimin connected eyes, everything snapped back into normal speed. You slammed on the gas and tore down the drive was as Jimin wiped his car around and sped off after you.

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It Has Taken Me About 10 Years To Learn To Love My Skin

1. I genuinely wasn’t aware that I was ‘dark’ until people started to point it out. The earliest and (only) compliment I remember when I was 14 was when a boy referred to me as ‘black beauty’.

2. I considered this an insult. I smiled through it but I remember going home that evening and crying because that was the day it dawned on me that I wasn’t like my other black girlfriends. I always figured I was the same but this time I looked at myself and well, I was darker and because of this I concluded that I was not as appealing and I was not to be chosen.

3. The general theme of my teen years was ‘She’s pretty for a dark girl’ - as though it reiterated that darker skinned girls were not typically easy on the eye and I reminded myself of this.

(Puts on thick eyeliner - to be prettier for a dark girl)

(Begs mother for expensive weaves - to be prettier for a dark girl)

(Photoshops skin lighter in photographs - to be prettier for a dark girl)

(Becomes the life of the party - to be prettier for a dark girl)

(Settles for every boy who offers a little attention - to be prettier for a dark girl [because humans often want you when somebody else does or when somebody else wants you])

(Starves self - to be prettier for a black girl)

and so on and so forth.

4. Half of my family is Zambian. I have these aunts and cousins they call ‘the coloreds’ because of their bright yellow skin. I was always envious and borderline resentful of their skin tone. How come they had it and I didn’t? Only as I grew older did they offer me their secret; bleaching creams. Since they were teenagers these women had been lightening their skin (to be prettier for a dark girl). It only made me more sad in mine.

5. I remember my first (real) love. I always thought he was lying when he called me beautiful. I always thought he was performing when we stared at me the way he did but looking back, he really meant it. I’m so grateful for him.

6. The celebration of black girl magic and melanin is quite literally the highlight of my life thus far. And though it might seem shallow, and also ironic, to place the bulk of self-love and self-acceptance in the way people view you, or the way in which you perceive that they view you, understand -

It Has Taken Me About 10 Years To Learn To Love My Skin

anonymous asked:

My bf doesn't think I'll be attractive with box braids but I don't have the money to spend on expensive weave. Do you know a cute hairstyle I could wear other than getting a weave, braids or wearing my real hair. I really want the braids but I still want my baby to be attracted to me.

Fuck him