*Slytherin pocketing something they saw at the store.*
Hufflepuff: Did you just steal that? That’s horrible
Slytherin: it’s 36 Galleons for a tiny bottle of foundation. I’m not spending that much .
Hufflepuff: What if you get caught
Slytherin: I won t.
Hufflepuff: How do you know?
Slytherin: Cause I waited until you were Standing in front of the security camera. thank you my dear friend.