- MC: When you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expecti-
- 707: [holds up Queen of hearts] was this your card?
- MC: [softly] Holy shit.
You’re passing a horn of mead around the fire when one of the shieldmaidens from another kingdom proposes a salacious game from her homeland. She sets before you Ubbe, Bjorn, and Ivar and tells them to close their eyes and not to move no matter what happens. She instructs you: “choose one of them to slap, one to lick, and one to fondle.” Make your choices, and if you’re brave enough, describe what you do in more detail (Where? How hard? How do they react?)