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Random DCMK Things: Expectations VS Reality- File 1001

OMG File 1001 spoilers are out!

Expectations:

  • Shinichi saving the day
  • ShinRan moment, maybe Ran giving Shinichi the smooch Sonoko told her to give him, (a little ambitious, but the fans can dream right? TT_TT)

Reality:

  • Heiji to the rescue
  • HeiShin “bed scene” hahahaha XD 

Seriously guys, I know ShinRan and KazuHei are canon and I ship them both so hard but HeiShin has waaaayyy more relationship progress. Hahahaha I can’t. 

I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie

GOT7 expectations vs reality

Mark expectation: hot rapper from the US of the A, silent sexy type, leaves girls on the floor with one look
Mark reality: In love with Jinyoung, likes hitting people with the plastic hammer, afraid to speak English in front of Koreans, laughs at Jackson stupid things

Jaebum expectation: Mature leader, father figure, sexy model, works out everything all the time
Jaebum reality: FOOD, bitch ass-, will whoop your ass, sassy little fuck, highkey is done with the group and wants to leave murder everyone, highkey trying to get into youngjae’s pants

Jinyoung expectation: eomma~, pretty boy in every drama that everyone likes, loving
Jinyoung reality: blunt as fuck, will call you out, not dealing with your shit, stop embarrassing me, “I don’t know you”

Youngjae expectation: cutesy tootsy, puppy member, happy virus, sexy main vocal, normal one
Youngjae reality: normal? Can I eat it?, judging your choices, actual baby, lowkey trying to get into Jaebum’s pants, can youngrish very well 

Bambam expectation: sexy foreign main rapper why so many foreign rappers they fucking me up, cool and chic member, classy, girls are literally melting
Bambam reality: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB  DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB

Yugyeom expectation: maknaeee, bullied by hyungs occasionally, youngest so he listens to his elders, baby, sexyyyyyyyyy, vocals slaying me
Yugyeom reality: tallest, will actually wreck you, hyungs watch out, knows thinks he’s better than his hyungs

Jackson expectation: ???
Jackson reality: ???? and hates eric

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Back at it!! Long time no see dear Tumblr! I wanted to make some expectation vs reality because it’s funny just seeing Chat like this XD

Gonna take all the MLB requests asap!!


NOTE: The change of style in both drawings is intentional, just as reality itself haha

Fandoms at this moment
  • SvTFOE: *screaming into pillow for July 15th* IMGONNAFUCKINDIE
  • Kingdom Hearts: aaaaAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE *screams alongside with Star fans*
  • Adventure Time: we're still here! For now...
  • Steven Universe: *sobbing into a pillow from last month or doing memes*
  • Invader Zim: >:)
  • MLP: WE GOT A FUCKIN MOVIE AT LAST YAAAASSS
  • Wizard101: *dabbing to Emperya nusic while sobbing as well*
  • Pirate101: it's been...84 years
  • Winx Club: *rising from the dead* WE STILL HERE
  • Gravity Falls: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we still here don't worry
  • Homostuck: *'patiently' waiting for Hiveswap*
  • Samurai Jack: *on the floor, tears swelling in their eyes* where's....new....content....
  • Eddsworld: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but bassboosted
  • Trauma Center: ATLUS-SAMA JUST NOTICE US
  • Persona: *dabbing to 'Last Surprise'*
  • Villainous: We await >:3
  • Sorry if I got some incorrect ^^; I'm not particularly active in some of these communities but I see posts about 'em here and there!
The expectation vs reality of each sign


Aries: stuck up // actually down to earth

Taurus: trustworthy // actually has tons of blackmail willing to use against you

Gemini: shy in class // actually one of the loudest + most fun you’ll ever meet

Cancer: bitch // actually is really sweet and will cook for you

Leo: conceited & popular // actually insecure + hates most people

Virgo: overly critical of others // actually has no intention of hurting people and is just really honest

Libra: happiest person you will meet // actually is really sad

Scorpio: is really cool // actually still cool but a little awkward

Sagittarius: unsympathetic // actually cares a whole lot although they may not show it

Capricorn: way to serious // actually is super crazy once you get to know them

Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships // actually the other persons fault for the end of the relationship

Pisces: super shy & sweet // actually will fuckin turn into an ape

source: lmsunshine94

Before YOI Aired
  • Expectation: I'm Katsuki Yuri! I'm seventeen years old and I'm going to become the best skater in Japan with the help of my coach, Viktor Nikiforov!
  • Reality: I'm Katsuki Yuri, I'm twenty-three, I'm a badass despite having crippling anxiety, and I have the top skater in the world wrapped around my finger.