expectation bias

today is a beautiful day to stan rainz and listen to their debut album

anonymous asked:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Fam( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How about some sweet ass period headcanons with the dmc bois - maybe even sparduh? LMAO and a smol s\o who's in a lot of pain - seriously send help wtf - oh and gladdy daddy pls? i need? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know your pain, fam. I know your pain. (>__<;)

Also really srry these took so long. Gladdy Daddy’s HCs will be featured shortly on a separate post. 

Vergil

Ah pathetic humans and their weaknesses…

Jkjk.

  • Considering the fact your Vergil’s s/o (and an incredibly lucky one at that), I’d say he’d go a pretty far way to try and make you feel better. And when I say a pretty far way, I mean you’re getting pampered af. 
  • The man’s already protective and possessive of you as it is, okay. The last thing he wants is for you to suffer or be in any kind of pain, especially he’s able to do anything about it. 
  • Albeit he may not be so quick as to reveal this caring and doting side of him so easily beyond a light “tch” and “foolish woman,” he says meanwhile giving you pain meds and chocolate while gently rubbing tender circles into the small of your back….
  • Throughout the worst of your period, he’s going to make sure you have everything you need. Pain meds, chocolate, a nice heating pad, plenty of pillows and blankets, pads/tampons, etc. 
  • He may or may not stay around during this time considering the fact you’re in a debatably vulnerable position right now and are quite prone right now if the cramps are really bad and you can barely move (I’ve been there, fam. The pain train is real, and it is a B I T C H). He may even keep himself nearby to keep an eye on you; which then may or may not lead to lazy time cuddles in bed or on the couch…
  • What??? Ppfffttt, nooo, he doesn’t want to cuddle with you or anything while he gently rubs the small of your back and abdomen. He just wants to keep a close eye on you is all…   *starts playing “Why the Fuck U Lyin’” in the background*
  • The happier and content you are, the better. The last things he needs is a constant earful of your whiny complaints and pathetic human groaning….(Uh-huh, yeah sure~. Whatever you say, Vergil….) .

Originally posted by laportedelenfer

 Ah yes time for everyone’s favorite half demon cinnamon roll~. lol

Dante:

  • Unlike his twin, Dante’s probably a lot more visibly sympathetic to your pains and menstrual qualms. 
  • Or as he likes to call it, “Nature’s Wrath: Ladies’ Week.” *He says whilst narrowly dodging the oncoming bullets from you and Lady* 
  • And yet he wonders why he has 0 luck when it comes to women…
  • Albeit being the smartass that he is, Dante is still very much a loving and caring boyfriend. And although he may not be the most organized person, he does go a great length to help you out when Mother Nature’s got you down and out. 
  • That, and let’s face it: if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. All else be damned, if you’re going to suffer, he’s going to suffer with you, one way or another.
  • He’s probably gone down that rabbit hole w/ Lady (and maybe Trish??? Idek demons are complicated shit fam) enough times to know that the last thing you want is for your lady to be unhappy, much less hormonal and miserable. 
  • I could definitely see him using this as an excuse to take a day or two off from work if nothing major’s going on to help tend to you. After all, what better excuse to waste the day and lay in bed and cuddle with his s/o than when you’re on your cycle. 
  • It’s not like any of the girl’s are going to oppose. They know what’s up. Plus that just means it keeps Dante out of their hair. 
  • If you’re craving something sweet and/or chocolaty to help make things better, he may stop by and grab a sundae or two for the two of you; something just nice, cool and sweet. Chocolate for you (or whatever ice cream flavor you prefer) and strawberry for him. 

Originally posted by laportedelenfer

Smol angry son™ .

  • Considering his time growing up with Kyrie, I’d expect Nero to have some knowledge as to how to help out his girl when she’s down and hurting. 
  • He knows to expect that shit’s gonna be sucking for you for the next few days or so, so he’s likely to at least have a drawer of pain meds and plenty of women’s health products (pads/tampons/birth control/a heating pad/etc.) on standby for whenever you’re over. 
  • Probably had an incident or two when they weren’t there and that shit decided to sneak up on you last second and FUCK.
  • WHELP!!! Time to make a quick run to the nearest store. (TT__TT;)
  • Or Kyrie, she’d definitely help out (Sparda bless her kind and merciful soul). Whichever happens to be closer.
  • Probably keeps a stash of chocolate on standby. He knows how moody and out of it you can be during your period, so it always helps for both of you (mostly him) for you to be in a decent mood and not be pissy enough to rip him a new one. 
  • Seriously he may be a quarter demon in comparison to you being all human but HOLY SHIT when those hormones hit you are scary
  • The boy knows when to stay around and when to fuck off. Okay, Kyrie practically trained him up and until now for this exact moment. 
  • Anyway, whenever he gets back from working and you’re not in a bad mood, he’s more than willing to just sit down and cuddle with you on the couch with his arm around you. 

Bonus:

Originally posted by thenexusofawesome

Sparda: (b/c why not)

  • Despite being a demon, Sparda would likely be well aware of his lover’s needs and such. This factoid does not exclude said lover’s fateful time of the month. 
  • Similar to Vergil, I could definitely be the type to pamper his s/o, especially when your cramps are at their worst. 
  • From tender massages and soft kisses, I doubt he’d be against holding and cuddling his s/o while you’re miserable. 
  • He’s going to make it his mission to make sure you’re nice and comfortable while you take it nice and easy. From making sure you have plenty of pillows, blankets, pain meds, heating pads, and chocolate on standby, this Dark Knight fails to disappoint.
  • He wants nothing more than to see you safe, happy and healthy, like any good lover should.    

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a very lazy bias list

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