The fucking Americans killed HitchBOT!!
Hitchbot was a little Canadian robot who was hitchhiking across Canada.
It’s creators made it as an art project/social experiment. Everyone expected little HitchBOT to end up stollen, or dead, but this is Canada. Little buddy made it across the country in one piece, thanks to helpful citizens giving it rides.
HitchBOT ended up not only travelling across Canada, but also Germany and the Netherlands. HitchBOT was seeing the world!
and then HitchBOT made landfall in the good ol’ USA, with hopes of experiencing the American dream. It had a little bucket list and wanted to see Times square, and the Grand Canyon. But this was never meant to be…
for two weeks, things went well. People gave HitchBOT a lift, and it made it from Marblehead, Massachusetts, all the way down to Philadelphia, where HitchBOT’s journey, and life, would come to a tragic end.
Shortly after landing in Phili, HitchBOT was attacked by neerdowells, it’s head removed, and it’s electronic components stolen. HitchBOT’s remote handlers swooped in and collected his remains, thus ending the epic saga of HitchBOT.
I can only assume that the results of the experiment are as follows
CANADIANS: Pretty cool guys
GERMANS: Pretty cool guys
Whatever people from the Netherlands are called: Pretty cool guys
Rest in piece, HitchBOT.
Now, seeing as HitchBOT was a Canadian citizen, I am personally treating it’s murder as an act of war.