exotic snake

From now on I’m going to respond to people’s children the way they respond to my snake

“It’s not that I’m afraid of babies, I just don’t want one in my house.”

“My (insert significant other here) would never let me bring a baby home!”

“I don’t mind if you have a baby, I just don’t want to see it.”

“It just creeps me out the way babies move.”

“Ew, babies are gross.”

“Babies aren’t cute! How could you possibly think babies are cute?!?”

Seriously though, my snake is a cherished pet that I love and care for. Don’t be an ass about the fact that you don’t like snakes.