Executive 1: We need spooky Halloween decorations
Executive 2: How about SPIDERS but SPOOKIER
Executive 1: Skeletons are spooky! SKELETON SPIDERS
Artist: Um spider skeletons are just spiders they have exo-
Executive 2: SKELETON SPIDERS!
Artist: It really wouldn’t make sens-
Executive 1: SKELETON SPIDERS
Okay so there's this fic that i want to write but realistically won't. So tony is paralyzed from his fall from when he escaped Afghanistan. He builds the suit as an exo-skeleton but as tony stark he has to use a wheelchair. So ironman pops up and no one suspects it's tony and we get the identify porn in the MCU that we deserve. My idea would be domestic avengers that are all friends and tony just funds a random guy to be Ironman BUT ITS ACTUALLY HIM MWA HA HA