one thing that high key bothers me among boy group stans
is bulge masterposts, discussions on whose junk is the biggest in their group, how big they are, or any extensive, public talk by fans about what male idols have under their pants, and i cannot tell you how many times i’ve seen this.
do you think about what you’re doing? because it’s actually quite objectifying to your faves. you’re just… talking at length. about their dicks. do you not consider how that might make them feel if they knew?
try to imagine yourself in that situation. you’re known by many people, but to most of them, you are basically just a face. a face with a persona on stage and snapshots of a personality sometimes. you also don’t know most of the people who know of you. and that’s fine with you so far. they have their crushes on you, cool, that’s cute. you have adoring fans! what an honor!
but then you learn that, some of these fans you don’t know, and who only know you in a very limited way, are talking about your genitals. not just like a fictional version of you in an alternate universe in which they imagine themselves dating you to feed their boredom, they’re talking about what your real junk is like, which they haven’t seen, and you probably don’t want any of these strangers to see. and not only are they talking about it, but they’re doing it on a very much public platform that just about anyone can access and respond to.
do you see why somebody might not like that?
and i know that this post won’t delete all the existing posts on tumblr and elsewhere about this. it’s not going to stop anyone’s fascination. it probably won’t change the opinions of the blogs posting them and the anons asking for them. it probably won’t stop anyone from asking in the future. and if this post gets any response, it’ll probably be in the forms of likes and reblogs, at least for the most part. but you know what? i just wanted to stop and remind you that these are totally real human beings, and even if it’s not as likely for a person like you (assuming you’re a non-famous person who only puts themselves out on the internet), people could be talking the exact same way about you.
kyungsoo stans have it so hard 😔 we see this man once in a blue moon and get updates like every 3 years… not to mention his non existent solo album that should have been out ages ago. when was the last time he took a selfie?? the ksoo drought still going strong 😪
(i hear distant groans of agreement don’t lie i know we all are being dominated by a particular south korean family that sing and dance and do crazy stuff)
I wake up and the first thing I instinctively do is literally open my phone (no lie) and go on Instagram and search up chanbaek crap (hands up if you follow chanbaek_sister or chanbaek_idclub ayyyyy) because I am that fking deprived of EXO and also because international fan sTrugGLEs.
Oh, i also heard rion (the ‘fan’ of suho who is always making him feel uncomfortable and exos disgsuted bc she did unspeakable things while obsessing over junmyeon) attended the manila concert.. yikes (i dont want this post to be negative so let’s just stop here and wish for. suho’s well-being) and then something else like an anti (i’m not going to spread names) bringing plush penguin toys to the concert and stuffing rocks inside them with the intention of throwing them at exo??? like, you’re just become absolutely petty and rude and dumb and i kind of want to laugh at these ‘fans’ bc they’re so… immature and sad (but hey, to everyone reading this, bts and exo and in fact, all kpop groups, are close-knit friends. they know what it’s like to have to practice for crap all day and they respect each other. i just want everyone to be positive and love because that’s how. we can end these disputes. i hate having to see ‘armys are just petty 13 y/o babies hating on exo’ or ‘exols are so loud and annoying don’t they get tired of screaming’ crap all the time on my feed. it wasn’t like this before. and we were a family once, we can be a family again. it’s not that hard.
OKAY ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVITY LET’S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF, SHALL WE? ;))))))
ok so PHILLIPINE FANS (and fans who afforded the tickets in general lol noT ME THEN!) HOW WAS THE SECOND MANILA CONCERT, GUYS? APPARENTLY LOTS OF PEOPLE DON’T STAN CY AT FIRST BUT WHEN THEY SEE HIM IN PERSON HE LITERALLY BATTLES EVERYONE IN YOUR BIAS LIST AND CONQUERS THE WORLD Like legit, I’m not kidding. This is why I ship ChanBaek ;; (kms).
Who wouldn’t like these two beautiful beans?
Chanyeol loves Baekhyun so much that Baekhyun loves him back I-
And did anyone else notice that for their special stage Baekhyun and Chanyeol had MATCHING BRACELETS????!!!!?!?! I had to rewatch the stage because of a chanbaek fanvid (yes, that’s how I found most of my moments despite being a 2015-current fan) and I literally had to pause,
me: bish what?
*asianvoice* what, the hell?
okay please please please tell me they went on a little secret “boyfriends-that-do-a-lot-of-romantic-stuff-but-it-isn’t-platonic-or-anything” nights’ out and got each other bracelets like the ones in scarlet heart ryeo shkhsdkufhjh i love how they’re so intimate and lovely with each other *insert guttural noises*
another thing i realized is whenever baekhyun smiles or does something, chanyeol always seems to feel it and just copy his (boyfriend’s) best friend bandmate’s actions i stg they’re sOULMATES~~~
also, i’ve noticed that baekhyun’s movements are always so soft and gentle but if you notice, during concerts he’d always go the extra mile and have the perfect facial expression, hand gestures, everything, so that he’d look smooth af (probs why some call him daddy…(please don’t)) so when he’s standing beside this giant of a dork, aka the endorser of masks, baek always seems to small and cy always needs to protect him (although they probably hit each other and play lol all weekend)
i mean, just look:
you have their ridiculously weird side…
you also have their romantic yet fluffy side
but then you get this “???” aka “error 404?”
pcy…your hands. hands. hands to yourself, please. ( although i’m lowkey wishing that they had more skinship ;-;)
pcy where are your HANDS!! keep the awards pg-13 please!
(but baekhyun smirked so i actually have no idea what they are anymore hahahaha)
yeah so that was my rant because i just realized how. much i. love . exo . and chanyeol and baekhyun and exo in general like SEHUN, the baby that has a lot of respect, XIUMIN, the kind-hearted hyung who loves everyone and just wants to make everyone get comfortable, SUHO, the leader who never gives up and always laughs because he loves his members so much, KAI, the hardworking second maknae with the most contagious laugh ever (personal opinion), CHEN, the lowkey most observant vocal range god that everyone loves, LAY, the one who is selfless, innocent, and willing to try new things, D.O., our precious squishy bean who has the smoothest voice and the chillest attitude. EXO is such an important part of my life that I almost wish that I had never met them (it’s a good thing to think, almost like when the water is so cold it numbs you and you think it feels hot)
So, kudos to all the exo fans who supported exo and stayed together no matter what happened because it’s only thanks to. you that i can be so blessed like this. love ya~
Okay so I’m thinking that this exo comeback is based on this hella old play called The History of the Tragic Life and Death of Dr Faustus
So I heard that Korean fans said the comeback seemed like it had a Frankenstein theme, so I looked that up and couldn’t really find any direct links, but I saw an article saying that Frankenstein and Dr. Faustus were very similar, so I looked at Dr. Faustus instead and here’s what I found:
The name Faustus is Latin, and it means fortunate or lucky– this would clearly go with “Lucky One” which could be a title track, or team or whatever, SM hasn’t said anything yet.
So in the prologue of The History of the Tragic Life and Death of Dr Faustus we are told that Faustus was just an ordinary guy until he learned magic/necromany/divinity. This could go with the scene in LMR when Minseok is in the lab(?). Also, the Korean fans have said that it seems as though Minseok is the doctor/creator.
Then, after learning how, Faustus conjures The Good Angel and The Bad Angel, who make him debate whether or not to pursue magic – this goes with the many rumors telling us that there is an angel/devil concept in this comeback, or how there might be two teams.
Next, Lucifer (known as the prince/king of devils) appears, but Faustus does not know this yet. He ends up summoning another devil, Mephistophilis, who is so ugly Faustus can’t look at him, which could be the Monster concept. These devils could go with the hashtags that Baekhyun had on Instagram, which were #M and #L. (These could also mean Monster and Lucky One, but who knows).
They have an extensive conversation about hell, which could go with Sehun’s fire instagram, his bloody instas, or a number of rumors about a hell comeback.
By the end of the play, Faustus makes a deal with Lucifer and is damned to hell--just like all the exo-ls will be after this comeback !!!! :’)