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Burning Desire (Percival Graves x Reader) - Smut One Shot

Summary: You are Percival`s assistant and lover. 

You guys, this story really has no plot whatsoever. This is probably very OOC and just pure smut ;)

Tags: @aya-fay @sharknadoslut @ascoolasathestral @queencobblefreezestuff @socktrollqueen  Want to be tagged in my stories? Just contact me and I`ll put you on the tag list :)

Warnings: Dom/Sub Relationship, BDSM, Bondage, Light Spanking, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Fingerfucking, Sex from Behind, Aftercare. 

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So my dad just came home from a work trip and was telling me about a guy who sat next to him. My dad over heard a guy with an incredibly thin mustache laughing with some of his friends. At first he was minding his own business and he realized that he sounded familiar. He listened longer when he politely asked him a question. “Excuse me sir, can you say pineapple pen please?” He said. The guy smiled and repeated his words. “I was waiting for someone to recognize me!!” And that’s how my dad met PPAP.

Originally posted by more-smiles-and-cry-less

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me two months ago: “Alright fine I’ll watch Hunter x Hunter.”

me now: “Excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yoshihiro Togashi…”

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Excuse me sir, you can’t just make me burst out laughing like that! Rude. :P
No but seriously, even though I don’t like SC filters that much, this little compilation really gave me a good chuckle! Thanks, Mr Thomas! :D