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anonymous asked:

♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆~~~~merowmeow~~~~♡☆♡☆♡☆♡ ITS ACCTUALLY ME HACKER GOD 707 (=^・ω・^=) (^・x・^) (=^・ェ・^=))ノ彡☆ (^._.^)ノ☆( _ _).oO (=‐ω‐=) (=`ω´=) (=`ェ´=) (=´∇`=) (=´∇`=) (=^ ◡ ^=) (=^-ω-^=) (^º◡º^❁) (^≗ω≗^)

Oh.. damn… I…
Totally caught out then… 
I didn’t mean to say that you were cuter than Saeran… I mean you ARE but.. i… excuse me I have to go die over there now. 

Originally posted by kopns

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hayleyjamesnyc: Excuse me while I ACTUALLY COMBUST AND DIE LOOK WHAT ALEXA DID FOR ME WHEN SHE MET @brendonurie AT WORK TODAY. I HAVED PASSED ON AND HAVE ARRIVED AT THE PEARLY GATES.

A McDonald’s Date (Seventeen Reaction)

baby-baby-boo requested:  Hi! I really love your content, and I wish your brother well in the army! Can I have a seventeen reaction to you going to McDonald’s together and when they ask you want you want, you say a happy meal, and when they ask why, you say “because I’m a lot eater and they have the perfect amount of food!”? Thank you in advance!

Hey! I’m glad you enjoy my content, I work very hard on it! I understand there are many mistakes and I’m not the best at this kind of thing but I try so damn hard and I’m actually amazed at the attention it’s gotten. It’s incredible, I can’t thank you enough for your love and support! I also appreciate your comment about my brother. We’ve had a lot of problems with him as far as behavior goes and things like that so we’re nervous and excited for him. He shipped to his company yesterday on his birthday (yay him!) So now he starts basic training at this point. I won’t bore you with all of the information lmao you’re here for a Seventeen reaction! (I did see your other request and I’m working on it as well as many other older ones but I figure getting the new requests out first would be easier? Don’t worry, I did not over look you in any way, I’m getting to it lovely!) I hope this one makes you as happy as my other ones! You can always request again or just message me for fun. :) ~ A


Hoshi:

“Pabo, that’s not enough food for someone your age.” 

Would really just be concerned about the amount of food in the happy meal and would order extra for you even though you told him not to. 

“We can fight about it later, eat.”

Originally posted by visual-17

Jeonghan

He’d laugh and shake his head.

“Whatever child.”

Then you’d fire back with “I’m a child, that makes you a pervert so keep on with it old man.”

Which would result in a pouty Jeonghan, a happy meal and banana milk. 

Originally posted by jeonheart

Josh:

“If the toy is cool I’m keeping it”

Originally posted by visual-17

Woozi:

Dramatically rolls his eyes at you.

“Do we have to go to the park too baby? Yah! I knew you were younger than me but I didn’t know you acted like it.” Is just messin’ with you and buys whatever you want with a big obvious pout after you said “At least I don’t look like a fourteen year old who’s out with his big sister because he got good grades. By the way, milk won’t help you at this point.” 

Originally posted by wonuflake

Jun

Giggles at you and shakes your head afterwards.

“Goofy girl. We should get some ice cream after we have lunch.” 

Originally posted by soohuis

Minghao:

Orders more food and sneaks it into the little box when you weren’t looking.

“What do you wanna do after this?”

Originally posted by wonnhao

Seokmin:

“You’re too cute.”

Originally posted by 12fools

Vernon

“Do you want anything else, baby?”

Originally posted by hahni

Mingyu

Giggles and enjoys his food with you

“You better eat those damn apples, too.” 

Throws french fries at you 

Originally posted by fuckyeahmingyu

Seungkwan:

Is an awkward mess the entire time ordering, especially when he has to say “And a Happy Meal” would then die from embarrassment 

“You’re SO lucky I love you.” He mumbles, sitting down with you. 

Originally posted by cxlisto

Wonwoo:

“Yah! Why’d you pinch me?! You damn woman, why are you rude to me?” tickles you until you apologize for being snarky when all he asked was if you wanted some more food.

Originally posted by jeonheart

Seungcheol:

Eats your apples whilst playing with your hand.

“You want another one so I can steal your apples again?” 

Originally posted by sicasaurusrex

Dino:

He would just laugh and get your food without anything else to say.

Originally posted by emojchic

 EXCUSE ME WHILST I DIE DINO IS MY BIAS AND HE HAS BEEN SINCE I GOT INTO SEVENTEEN AND HE’S A DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE BOY WHO WEFWUHFIEUVBIFUVH BYE

Okay I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea because I haven’t written anything that wasn’t an academic essay in my life, but here is my first drabble-thingy for Minato/Ichigo because I ship this way more than I ought to. I hope you enjoy it! Please excuse me while I die from embarrassment >_<

Life was out to get him.

Because Ichigo had no other explanation for how he went from fighting one of Aizen’s stray experiments to being transported and dropped on his ass in a completely different dimension where ninjas were a thing and could do strange shit with just hand signs. And if that wasn’t bad enough, it was just his luck that he got chucked from one war into another. Honestly, what had he ever done to deserve this? Fuck.

At least in this dimension, he didn’t necessarily have to get involved. But then again, he was never one to play the bystander, not when people were dying and he had the power to do something.

That was why, only a few hours after landing in this dimension, when he was met with the sight of a one-sided fight between a group of ten and a lone shinobi with bright blond hair he didn’t think twice about becoming involved to even the odds even just a little bit. Because for all Ichigo’s seen and experienced and matured in his relatively short 17 years of life, he was still an impulsive teenager whose blood boiled at the sight of group of people ganging up on another person. He’s been there and hell if he’s about to let that happen to someone else.

Minato cursed his luck.

He was already bruised and exhausted from his recently completed mission, and now to add insult to injury he just had to be ambushed by a group of ten Iwa shinobi. Gripping the kunai held in his hand, he was tensed to receive the blow from one of the Iwa-nin’s sword when a stranger suddenly appeared in front of him, parrying the blow with his own cleaver-like sword.

Resting his sword against his shoulder as though it weighed nothing, the stranger growled, “How about we even the odds a little?” And suddenly, he was gone again in something similar to a shunshin but faster.

Minato could do nothing but stare in shock as each of the ten Iwa-nin was incapacitated. Just who was this stranger to be able to easily handle ten jounin level nin? And behind his shock, or maybe it was wonderment too because the way the stranger moved was almost beautiful in all its efficiency and swiftness, he noticed that the stranger couldn’t possibly be a shinobi. The stranger didn’t have chakra—at least it didn’t feel like chakra.

Before Minato could do much more than comprehend what happened, the stranger turned around with his sword was strapped to his back once the last Iwa-nin was knocked unconscious.

And despite the multitude of questions swirling around his head, Minato found his throat suddenly dry when he finally got a good look at the stranger who helped him. There was no way someone could look so damn pretty with neon-orange hair and a seemingly permanent scowl on his face, but somehow the stranger did because that hair looked like it might just contain the sun and that scowl on that face looked endearing and Minato needs to stop because he sounds like a lovesick fool and—wait the stranger was approaching him.

“Hey, sorry about interfering like that. You all right?” the stranger asked as he stood in front of Minato, almost awkwardly like he didn’t exactly know what to say.

And maybe Minato is a lovesick fool because he couldn’t help but find it adorable how the stranger went from kicking ass to not knowing what to say to a stranger he helped. He might’ve also been staring in silence for too long as the orange-haired stranger began to nervously rub the back of his neck as a blush rose on his cheeks. Oh, Minato dazedly thinks to himself, I shouldn’t find that as attractive as I do right now.

“Pretty,” was all Minato was able to get out distracted by his thoughts as he was. He became further distracted as the stranger’s face reddened even further after hearing that, before his scowled deepened.

“Well if you’re fine, I’ll be on my way.” The pretty stranger made his way to turn around and leave.

With rising panic as he realized that the attractive stranger was leaving, Minato quickly grabbed the stranger’s arm and blurted out, “Namikaze Minato!” And yes, it was most definitely the stupidest thing he has ever done because who in their right mind gives out their entire name to a complete stranger, but he couldn’t just let the pretty stranger leave.

Confused, the stranger turned back around. “Wha—”

“My name. My name’s Namikaze Minato,” he repeated, trying to calm his rapid heartbeat due to his panic.

Staring down at the hand still enclosed around his arm, the stranger replied, “Kurosaki Ichigo.”

It shouldn’t make him so happy to know the stranger’s name but it does because he can put a name to the person who’s strong and attractive and who he may have a budding attraction to. He was pulled out of his thoughts though when he felt Ichigo beginning to tug his arm away from his grasp. And instead of being smart and letting go, Minato held on tighter and tugged Ichigo towards himself.

Not expecting to be pulled, Ichigo stumbled right into Minato and quickly Minato moved his other arm to his waist to hold him closer against himself.

With a rising blush, Ichigo began to struggle to get out of his grasp. “What the hell—let go!”

Minato grinned. There was no way he was letting this pretty stranger get away from him. “So Kurosaki, why don’t we get something to eat? It’ll be my treat as thank you for helping me earlier.”

Face scrunched up in preparation to refuse the offer, Ichigo retorted, “Like hell I’m going to go—“ only to be interrupted by his stomach growling. He flushed in embarrassment.

Minato’s grin only grew wider. “Looks like your stomach disagrees.” Pulling Ichigo almost completely against himself, he leaned down to whisper into Ichigo’s reddening ear. “I look forward to getting to know you Ichigo.”

And if the startled gasp that elicited from Ichigo made his grin change into a smirk, well no one would know. Minato was the cat that got the cream and he was most certainly going to thoroughly enjoy the wonderful present life decided to drop directly in front of him. Maybe his luck wasn’t so bad after all—not if he got Kurosaki Ichigo suddenly thrown into his life. And Minato wasn’t about to let him go because now Ichigo was his.

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Tyler and Halsey in one video (Excuse me while I die fangirling)

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We have more graphics and ho boy…*coughs*

We have the amazing Kappa of Building 5, Ruka Gojou! He is such a sadistic little shit, but goddamn is he…*coughs again*

ANYWAY.

@helloiamtheworst used the song “There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey (etc).” by Panic! At the Disco. It works quite well with Ruka, and we imagined him singing it to Kiji since they’re such beautiful rivals lol.

I hope you all enjoy! Now if you excuse me, I must go die because I’m adding yet ANOTHER CHARACTER FROM THIS SERIES TO MY LIST *dead*