excuse you school

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hoseok’s logs…

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are there no headphones coming with this thing

I am absolutely livid

I checked my email and I had an email from last night… the night all our assignments are due…. from the teacher saying ‘don’t worry about the assignment this week’ because the link was broken and only available on Netflix therefore not available to everyone.

Well that doesn’t change the fact that I spent 4-6 hours on the assignment when I could have just not done it????? why the fuck did you wait till Sunday night to tell us… like fuck OFF

High School Never Ends If You Keep On Getting Expelled
  • Later, James, Lily, Remus and Sirius are all sitting around a table together.
  • Remus: For the last time James. Of course it's nice to see you. It's just, we could have just called it a double date right from the start. And by the way, wearing funny hats does not count as a disguise. Especially when you sit right across from us.
  • Lily: Woah woah woah. Watch you're language there young man. This here is only one date. James and I are simply comrades in our quest to be way overly protective best friends.
  • Sirius: [to remus] So when do we get to spend some time alone?
  • Remus: As soon as they start making out we can leave.
  • THE END
I had a dream about a Hogwarts AU

It was a Harry Potter/Merlin crossover where Hogwarts is actually the castle of Camelot that Merlin helped his former students Godric, Helga, Rowena and Salthazar turn into a school after Camelot’s fall, turning it into a safe haven for wizard children who should never ever have to practice their magic in fear

Merlin coming back and being the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts after Lupin because bullshit, he’s never let some curse stop him before and these kids need to learn

All the students loving their weird Professor Emrys who tells odd stories and seems to be an endless encyclopedia of everything from charms to history to pop culture

All the students wondering how exactly he knows all these things and why he never uses a wand

MERLIN GOING FUCKING OFF ON UMBRIDGE

Like, protective teacher Merlin sticking up for all his students and his staff because fucking excuse you I built this school and I’m more powerful than you can even comprehend, you bet your pink cat-loving ass Sybill is staying on as a professor

Suddenly everyone realizes that their eccentric Professor Emrys is actually the Great Wizard Merlin

Suddenly it makes sense why he starts cracking up every time someone says Merlin’s pants

Arthur’s reincarnation is found eventually and it’s very dramatic and Merlin cries. Arthur discovers that sitting in during Merlin’s lessons is a great way to learn about all the ways Merlin used to break laws, the idiot, and the students think that listening to the two of them bicker while Merlin tries to teach is hilarious

MERLIN AU’S

When someone starts giving you excuses, but you’re already over it:

Preview of Face Down, the prep school zombie apocalypse AU one-shot that literally no one asked for:


Lavender gets her heart broken by Ron Weasley in the spring of their senior year.

She proceeds to spend an entire weekend re-watching all the depressing parts of Love, Actually and crying into Parvati’s mint green Kate Spade pillowcase and it’s cathartic, mostly, because by Monday morning she’s back to using her own bronze-blonde bobby pins and spot-blending her under-eye concealer and bickering with Daphne Greengrass about leaving slimy salon-grade conditioner residue on the tiled shower floor—and if Lavender still feels a little like the world is ending when she thinks about how many of her Firsts she hadn’t even hesitated to give to Ron Weasley—

Well.

Two days before prom, the world actually ends.