I’d like to issue an apology. I’ve been a dick, a cuntbag, and an asshole. I don’t know how to treat friends right, and I’ll make it better. I’m sorry for what I did, and I know it doesn’t excuse it. But I’m gonna own up to my actions.
Eric, I’m sorry for all those call out posts. You didn’t deserve them. You are my friend. I promise not to be a lousy friend. I understand if it takes a while to trust me again, or even if you want to be friends at all. I’m just so sorry. I won’t be a dick anymore, and I’ll make myself right.
Heidi, angel on earth you don’t deserve any of this. I’m sorry for dragging you into something you don’t need to be dragged into. You are an amazing person who I’m not worthy to call a friend. A friend wouldn’t make you fight another friend. I’m sorry.
Kyle, I’m sorry for ever doubting you. You are right, I clearly need to learn when to shut the fuck up and keep my mouth shut. I deserve everything that comes to me, and I understand if you want to kick my ass. Just, don’t do it until tommorow. If I get my ass kicked in front of my house I’ll get even more grounded. Thank you for teaching me a harsh truth. I’m so sorry for saying those mean things.
And to everyone who had to witness my ugly behavior, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I ever got that way. I hope that you all forgive me and I hope that I can go back to being your friend even if it does take some time.